By Willy Plank
You saw me walking down the street
With nice shoes on my feet
You have nice pants on
I saw something poking in them like a wand
You came nearer and I saw a wand in your hand
Then I knew
It was true
You got wood in your pants
So you started to chants
"Willy TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
MY WOOD WANTS TO BREAK THROUGH YOUR HOSE."
I did what you said
Your wankie was red
Because of how fast the blood rushed to fill it
It's ok, I don't want to kill it.
By Willy Plank
Harry, remember last night
When you got nekkid then turned on the light
I couldn't stop myself, I stared
And saw that yous had lots of hair downstairs
It was curly and nice
You smelled like Old Spice
But Harry, yous is hairy
Shave it, cuz it was slightly scary.
By Willy Plank
There are two people in this book
Who are desperately in love
And they really wanna fook
Their names start with an H
It's their love you can't erase
One is smart with teeth of beaver
One is brave with a wang like a cleaver
But they love each other oh so much
When they get nekkid, all they do is touch
Oh Harry and Hermione will hook up soon
Then boof until pubes pile up to the moon