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My Interview with Firenze by Willy |
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This may be my most revealing interview yet. I encountered many things I hope never to see/hear/smell again. If you have a queasy stomach, get asthma attacks, or are pregnant you may not want to read this. I am warning you now. Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Pictures of Firenze, actually, I wanted to use this space to show some pictures of centaurs because I'm clam like that. |
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Hello Firenze, I'm sorry to interrupt you cleaning yourself but this is the best time to ask you some questions. I do want to congratulate you on getting a teaching job here. |
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Thank you for that. *Willy is entranced by his swishing tail of wonderful beauty of absolute softness.* I just want to say though, that Uranus is particularly bright right now. I repeat, Uranus is particularly bright right now. *His eyes dart around until they land on a tree in his classroom.* URANUS IS PARTICULARLY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW! |
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*Willy's eyes follow where Firenze's have landed. She sees a bright red something quickly take cover behind the tree.* Hey, Firenze, what is back there? Are you talking to them when you say that whole Pluto is smaller this time of the year due to the centripetal forces drawing it closer because gravity is heavier? |
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*Clears throat and whinnies nervously* Umm, no, nothing there, er, it was just some eye trick because of the light or something. Soooo, well, let's change the subject. . . how are you doing? I heard Elijah was with Buckbeak? |
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When this picture is really big, it's actually rather scary. This guy is like muscles or not or he's iron and burning. I don't know it's scary. |
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*Starts laughing hysterically and finally calms down 17 days later.* Ohh, that thing! Well that Rod sure is a tricky one ain't she? The thing is, she secretly harbors feelings for Elijah but he sees no interest in her. That poor dear. But Rod was trying to break us up, so she dressed up like Elijah and was doing naughty things with Buckbeak, something she does on a normal basis anyways. But yes, we don't judge around here! We don't judge. . . . Anyways, how are things with you students? |
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They are fantastic. At first I knew they would be uneasy around me, but they calmed down. I know you are suppose to be asking the questions, but I have another one for you. Could you give me Rod's phone number? If she likes doing things with feathers, I'm sure she'll like doing things with silky smooth horses too? |
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This reminds me of a guy Rod would go out with. Because he's a horse. And has arms. |
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Sure, I'll give you her number! It's 353-3535-3535-3535. She has branched out quite a bit in her little sexual rendevous. Recently she made Dobby, Winky, and Mrs. Norris quite happy. I could al---- *Willy is interrupted.* |
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*Neighs loudly and rears back on his hind legs* URANUS IS PARTICULARLY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW! URANUS IS PARTICULARLY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW! URANUS IS PARTICULARLY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW! URANUS IS PARTICULARLY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW! |
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Ummm, this is clam. This horse man has a sword. Link has a sword. Link is clam. |
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*Willy quickly turns back toward the tree and stars. She sees something huge and red. The thing turns around it is ROD! It seems that it was Rod's anus that was particularly bright right now! Willy starts throwing up and shuddering violently.* |
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After Rod embarrasingly got out from behind the tree another person, A GIRL followed her out. It was EATERFACE!!! For those who don't know, Eaterface is someone with something EATING their face, like herpes. Which it is. Anyways, Rod shuffles out holding Eaterface's hand. They stand their covered in leaves, thank the lord. |
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FRIGGIN CRAP! I was covering for you guys and dropping those URANUS IS PARTICULARLY BRIGHT RIGHT NOW, but nooooo Rod, you had to keep sticking your butt our there. Thanks. You guys could've gotten away with it. Whatever. |
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This one is for Dick. IT IS LEGOLAS AS A HORSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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*Rod and Eaterface bow their heads in disgrace.* We're sorry Firenze! But Eaterface wanted to do something else but there wasn't enough room! |
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If your brave, copy and paste this pic and make it big. Beware. . . . |
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Editor's Note: Willy left right then. She couldn't take the scary and damaging scene in anymore. We commend her for her bravery though. Rod is on the run, if she comes back, we'll get her. Willy was also scarred that Dick would try and blame Willy for getting it on with Mrs. Norris. The wig and other apparel that was mentioned to be in front of Willy's office, was actually Dick's roleplaying costume for this little rendevous with Mrs. Norris. Willy really is an upstanding and remarkable person for taking all this abuse and lies and still being so beautiful and perfect. Thank the Lord for Willy. |
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