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| Dobby and Legolas, Are They Related? by Dick |
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| Ello Dobby! It's great seeing you. We haven't talked sense the last family reunion. What, that was last year? Was it not? I know Legolas would love to see you. I can only hope he will drop by later on and say hello. I'm so pleased that I have the opportunity to do this interview with you. It's nice to have an interview with close friends and family. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dobby thanks you for the invitation and is very pleased to see you again Madam. Dobby has greatly missed Master Legolas and loves 484th cousin Master Legolas very much Madam. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I'm very pleased to here it Dobby. Very pleased indee(f). Now Dobby, let's get down to buisness. How has work been at Hogwarts? I heard you have got quite the new wardrobe due to your new S.P.E.W. friends. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dobby thinks work has been great Madam. Dumbledore treats him like a prince and Dobby's new friends, Hermirone, Ron, and the most wonderful Harry Potter have also been most kind to him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm very glad to hear it Dobby. So- *Dick is suddenly interupted by the playing of beautiful music. It begins with a harp, then one by one more instruments begin to play. Dick knows all too well what is going on. That sexy blond bombshell husband of hers has arrived at last. Legolas graciously enters the room in full atirre with his bow and arrows artfully arranged upon his back like usual. Dick gasps as he enters the room. His presence always has that effect on her, as she does on him.* Legolas, my love! Awwww... it's so nice to see you. I haven't seen you since breakfast! Ahhhhh, the horror of it all! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hello my "Godess"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And hello to you as well cousin. It's nice to see you both.*Legolas winks at Dobby without even the slightest thought of the reaction this may cause from Dick. He continues to playfully wink and lick his lips at Dobby. Dobby begins to giggle like a school boy and begins to pet his own leg. All the while Dick stands back in disgust, while the two of them are oblivious to her presence in the room.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Excuse me!!!! What the hell is going on here?!?! Legolas? What the...*Suddenly Legolas and Dobby are thrown out of their gayous elf daydream and are swung back into reality. The shreaking of Dick's yells have stopped the intoxicating elf music instantaniously and reality is all that is left.Without a second thought Dick beomes intangled in a jealous rage and uses her instincts, jumping on top of Legolas! She grabs for the thing she loves second most about him and yanks as hard as she can!!! With a hard tug, snap, crackle, pop, his hair has been ripped off, along with a rubbery mask! OMG! Dick is in utter confusion. As she looks into the person's eyes that she thought were her husbands, the true identity of the masked Dobby lover is none other than WILLY herself!!! Dick begins to cry, surprisingly they are tears of joy! She is so glad that it is Willy and not the real Legolas that she totally forgets to even ask for an explanation for Willy's actions.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dick, before you say anything... I want to say I'm sorry. My love for Dobby is so great and we are so different in appearence that I didn't think he would except me unless I dressed up as one of his own kind! Dobby I love you! *Dick has no hard feelings for Willy whatsoever. She knows that they will always be there for each other and that she will feel much better after Dobby gets an arse kickin' for even thinking about Legolas in a sexual way.* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Later on: Dobby was sadly beaten to death for even thinking about moving in on Dick's man. Willy was crushed for a total of 3 seconds until she remembered that her buddy Rod was only a phone call away and Ohenry was only a booty call away. All the while Legolas was at home cooking Dick dinner and awaiting her arrival with great anticipation. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||