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My Interview with Albus Dumbledore by Willy |
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Dumbledore is honestly, my favorite adult character in Harry Potter. He is so smart, funny, mysterious, wow, he's sounding pretty hot right now. Jeez, if he was younger I would be all over him NAKED! Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Pictures of Albus Dumbledore |
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Hello Mr. Dumbledore, or do you mind if I call you Albus? Sorry to interrupt your pensieve time but I would like to ask you a few questions. |
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Ahh, yes Willy, you may call me Albus. We should address each other equally and cooperate especially in dark times such as these. Do not worry about interrupting me. I was aware of you visit a few minutes ago. |
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Oh really? You knew? Of course, you did. How silly of me, the portraits! Well, speaking of dark times, what exactly is the situation with Voldemort? |
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I like this picture. It turns me on. I can just imagine an old body covered with long, straggley, white hair. Mmm. . . . |
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Voldemort. . .that is a delicate and extremely convoluted subject. We have several theories that each prove to be right yet erroneous in several areas, so we unfortunately do not have exact specifics on Voldemort. |
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I understand. OK, on to lighter matters, how is Harry doing, in your words. How would say he is holding up to sudden demands and restraints since the death of his godfather Sirius? |
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Harry is having a very troublesome time coming to terms with the death. He will soon see that Sirius is not gone in the way that he imagines. Sirius may even be closer to him that while he was alive. I do think that Ron and Hermione are exceptionally helpful and have stood by him. Such wonderful friends. Reminds of a certain group called the Word Squad. Hmmm. . . |
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He has the look that is a mixture of wisdom and confusion. He rocks this look like a fox rocks socks. For shizzle my dawgs. |
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I had thought that Harry and Sirius would still communicate some how. I'm glad you mentioned his friends though. Have you gotten the same feelings that Hermione and Harry may pursue something more that friendship? Ron seems more of a best friend for both, while Harry and Hermione seem to want more than a simple, non-sexual, friendship. |
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How very observant Willy! I have perceived the same intentions of Harry and Hermione. While Ron and Hermione seem the obvious match, Hermione already exudes the wifely instincts and Harry the loving, understanding feelings. |
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I rather like this picture too. He is very hairy. Cortney would like it. She likes men that look like yetis. Not cool uh uh. |
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Wow, I got the same feelings! *Starts watching Fawkes suspiciously out of the corner of her fabulous eye (the one on my face jerks!)* How did you feel when you position as headmaster was in danger of being permanently removed from your control? |
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I wasn't the least bit worried. I knew that students and faculty at Hogwarts still remained faithful to me. Just as Harry had shown in his second year, the power of belief and truth is a power stronger than any dark fog trying to penetrate. |
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You were definately brave. *Watches as Fawkes takes a crap in Dumbledore's beard while Dumbledore seems completely unaware* Umm, well, I guess that is all for now. Thank you so much Albus for allowing me to interview you. *Extends hand for a hand shake* |
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Doesn't Dumbledore look like a rapper? He has his hands all balled up like he's about to fist fight Lil' Romeo and his eyes are like, "That's right you pussy. You can't touch this." na na na na - na na- na na- CAN'T TOUCH THIS. |
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*Dumbledore extends his hand and a corner of his robe rubs all up in the bird crap subsequently getting some on his hand, he still is oblivious to it* You are an outstanding and intelligent young witch. I wish you the best. |
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From there the interview ended. Willy opted to do a slight bow instead of shake hands which Dumbledore politely returned. Since this interview went well we have decided to take Willy off of the heart medication and hope for the best in preventing future medical maladies. (ALLITERATION ALERT!!!!!!!) |
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