Squirrel- you asked "are you guys dudes or chicks?"
--The WORD Squad is all chicks. If we were dudes, we would be pretty messed up. Even though all of our names are guy names we definently have vaginas, we just appreciate the male anatomy and named ourselves after it. Sincerely, O'Henry
--Yes I am a vagina female. That would be cool to have a PENIS PENIS but no I don't. Whatever. If I had a wang then I don't think I would have sex with everyone I interview practically. So yes. I am a sexy LADY! I LOVE THE BOYS OH YEAH THAT IS CLAM!
Love you like a fat kid loves thyroid, Willy
7-17-04
Richard- you asked "do you kow any other cool Harry Potter sites that I could visit?"
--Well Richard, indeed I do. I like the following:
Harry Potter Quiz
J.K. Rowlings Website
Best Harry Potter Site Ever
Love you like a crack loves users, Willy
P.S. I recommend the third site the most.
--Richard, what an excellent question, I have a few to add also:
HP site I go on everyday
warner bros site
clam clam clam
more clam clam
Yeah any site to do with the HP is ok by me
eatin pork you dork, O'Henry
P.S. Willy has CLAMydia haha jk just Dick.
7-17-04
Snuffles- you asked "i want to know if i can poop in O'Henry's mouth?"
--Well, Snuffles(you sound hot) since this is O'Henry I will answer that. Hmm possibly. Actually only if I can poop in your first! and we can go in the ocean and poop too! cause everyone knows how clam that is! k bye.
Love, I likieeeeee, O'Henry
7-17-04
crotchface- you asked "Wanna spoon tonight?"
--i thought we were doing more than that! geez, am I being degraded? Yeah i only answered this cause we answer ALL questions. even if its the dumbest question about harry potter i have EVER heard, i mean SOME people can't even remember what the Leaky Cauldron was! GEEZ. I mean you call yourself a harry potter freak. Well also some people can't even remember the site name of their....own.....site. haha jk Dick its otay. But I could seriously talk about people claiming they know hp and dont know squat for like five hours, but I dont wanna kill you. Willy can talk about freakin mellow yellow for 16 hours, and I can talk about the caution tape on my door for 20 minutes. super.
aicha is my idol, O'Henry
--DUH I WANT TO SPOON and by spoon I mean have crazy, vibrating, slapping, whipping, peanut butter and jelly, monkey sex. Oh and O'Henry at least I know Goyle's friggin first name! I AM THE BIGGEST HP FAN EVER!!!
Love you like yeast loves a vagina, Willy
7-17-04
Chiquitito- you asked "Is Sirius really dead?"
-- Now Chiquitito, that is a very complex question with a very complex answer... and I'm just not sure if you are ready for that yet. Additionaly I saw that you did comment on another guests misspelling. That's not what this site is about. You are not here to correct others or make them feel less about themselves Chiquitito, no matter how good that might make you feel. So I'm going to ask you to never do that again on this site or you will indeed be banned for life. Remember that you are a guest on this site and that you should treat others with respect. Now that the lecture is over... No silly!!! Sirius isn't really "dead". He will return again to aid Harry in any way that he can. Just wait and see.
Sincerley, Big and Thick Dick ;)
--Chiquitito (what a nice name) Im sorry to say but.....yes.....Sirius is dead. I know, I know, it sucks but we will see him again in Harry's mirror that he gave him- cant you see that?! Sirius was really an awesome character who will be greatly missed, and Willy will miss his tight bum.
the ultimate tap dancer, O'Henry
--No, Sirius is not dead at all. He just tripped behind the curtain. He's NOT DEAD! But then again I also think that Harry and Hermione should get together, WHICH THEY WILL. But I honestly don't think Sirius died.
Love you like Harry loves Hermione, Willy
7-17-04
penisface- you asked "She moves how?"
--I know that you are referring to the song "Aicha" by Gellieman on Ebaums World. And the answer is, she moves, she moves like a breeze. So there ya go, have fun being your crazy self and watch the content....jk.
the clammest claminator clamster, O'Henry
--O'Henry is absolutely correct.
Love you like salt loves pepper, Willy
7-17-04
Georgie- you asked "Do you think anyone else is going to die in the next to books, and if so, who?"
-- Georgie, I wish I knew the whole truth to your question but the reality is, I'm not Professor Trelawny and I really don't know. But we have interviewed her and she gave us reasons to believe that all of the characters in the next 2 books will die. Yep, every single one, ranging from trunk ankled Hagrid to Harry Potter!!! It's not like we haven't heard this from her before... so believe what you will Georgie.
Sincerley, Dick
--My brain is having many thoughts, which is like whoa. ya know? Im thinkin that either Dumbledore or Moody will die. Moody is way more likely though cause I had a dream that I read he did. And a lot of my dreams come true, like this one time I dreamt that Rod had a receipt coming from her jacket, but we had to go and escape, cause we didn't need water anymore. Ok, it didn't happen yet, but it will. So yeah, Moody is gonna croak. I just have a bad feeling Dumbledore is too. Oh Voldemort is gonna die too-cause well yeah hmm thats not obvious or anything.
poop on my pinky, O'Henry
--VOLDEMORT! DUH, but I also think that Dobby or Mr. Weasley will die. Sorry, it's so sad, but true.
Love you like aerosol loves a can, Willy
7-17-04
Chiquitito
-- I am sorry to say that I made a mistake. I thought that you were the one that insulted one of our guests (Richard), but no it was Crotchface. Please forgive me. Even Dicks can sometimes make mistakes.
Sincerley, Dick
7-18-04
Moony- you asked "I was wondering if you guys like ashley simpson?"
--hmm this is a really tough question....i'll have to think about. Hmm NO. I would rather drown in my own vomit than watch her show.
send more hp q's, O'Henry
-- Well Moony, I don't think Ashlee Simpson is all that bad. Yes, she may have an identity crisis, but I'm not judging anyone. I watched the show a few times and I think she's okay. Not my favorite person in the world, but okay. She is also a little dramatic and a little whinny, but who isn't these days. Give blonde (Now a brunette) a break.
Sure thang chicken wang, Dick
--I agree with Dick. She's not the worst ever. But I won't make any effort to buy her album or tape her show if I miss it. I do like that one song a little. "OHHHHH FEELS LIKE I CAN LAY MY HEAD FOR SOMEONE REAL" or something like that.
Love you like O'Henry loves my sex, Willy
7-18-04
Anna Banana- you asked "Are there any books similar to Harry Potter that you would recommend?"
--Well Anna Banana, I'm not sure there are any books out there in this world that even come close to being as clam as Harry Potter is, but I would recommend "Catcher in the Rye" and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. "Catcher inthe Rye" has absolutly nothing to do with Harry Potter or anything of the sort, but it is a good book with a hot character named Holden Caufield. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is more along the lines of Harry Potter, even though some may see the two as rivals. Let me assure you that if you read both Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, you are not a bad person and it is okay to like both. Please enjoy and do poop in the ocean.
Sincerley, Dick
--Hmm, I'm not sure if I should drift too far from HP. Just kidding, I like 'To Kill a Mockingbird' well thats the only other book I read cause I had to for school. Oh, also, 'The Watchers' by Dean Koonitz. It was way clam. I am definently a picky reader so I don't recommend many books.......adios!
burnin yo sausage, O'Henry
--OK ANNA, I got a ton. OF course The Lord of the Rings, but don't forget the Hobbit. Now, here are a few more:
The Dark is Rising Series by Susan Cooper
Midnight Magic by Avi
Matilda or The Witches by Roald Dahl
Eragon by Christopher Paolini
The Once and Future King by T.H. White
Once Upon a Marigold by Jean Ferris
The Lost Years of Merlin series by T.A. Barron
The Story of King Arthur and his Knights by Howard Pyle
Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
The Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer
The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles by Julie Andrews
And this is a little off the Harry Potter-like books, but anything by Orson Scott Card, namely Ender's Game, is fantastic and also Gerald Morris books are good.(NERD ALERT! haha jk willy)
Love you like a book loves me, Willy
7-19-04
Avi- you asked "What are the real names of Willy, Dick, Rod, and O'Henry?"
--Well, the answer is right before your very eyes. My real name is O'Henry Snigel Dap. The rest are Willy Plank, Rod Bruce, and Dick Bow. Once we all became the WORD Squad, we changed our names, but sometimes we use our old ones, like if we are on a mission to destroy an enemy, say Eaterface, and we need to go undercover.
green is my undies, O'Henry
7-19-04
Mike- you aked "Do you think that Draco Malfoy will have a more important part in the upcoming books?"
-- Lets see... I HOPE SO cause Draco is way hot. The sad thing is that the more impostant he becomes, the more likely he will die with the rest of the evil doers. No matter what, the evil ones will parish and if Malfoy is a key character in their escapades, then he will have to die too. It's sad to see such a good looking kid die.
Almost as sad as watching Willy talk about Mellow Yellow, Dick
--I really do think that he is going to become more important, but then again I see all of the other characters becoming more important. The key characters besides Harry, Ron, and Hermione that are going to mean something to the next 2 books are, of course, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Tonks, Neville, Draco, Snape, Wormtail, Lupin, Luna, Percy, Mrs and Mr Weasley, and Ginny. Well, the other characters are going to play important parts, but not as much as these few. If I am forgetting anyone, im sorry, i know that you look forward to every letter i write and would cry if I am wrong.
I heart the Word Squad, O'Henry
--Yeah, I think him and Harry are in a bond together more than just the typical "I Hate Harry because He is sooooo Much Clammer than me" thing. I think they do have more in common and could possibly be good friends. For some odd reason I think maybe Draco will either get to be a good guy or be stuck in the middle of what he wants to believe: his father or HIS HEART AND SOUL! His heart is telling him to forget Hogwarts and just spend some time alone with Willy.
Love you like coffee loves Australians, Willy
7-26-04
Shanney- you asked "Who do you think guys is the half blood prince?"
--Well, until very recently, the only name I thought of when I heard of the term 'half blood prince,' was Tom Riddle. I thought it was the obvious choice. BUT just today on J.K Rowling's website, she answers the question 'Is Tom Riddle the Half Blood Prince' and she said NO! AHHHH! I have absolutely no idea who the half blood prince is now. All my theories are down the drain! AHHH! But she did say that there is some foreshadowing when Harry is in the Chamber in book 2. But she says that there isn't much relation to book 2 and book 6. Great. So I am going to go read 'chamber of secrets' now. Maybe its Dumbledore?! I don't know!
ron and hermione shippers rool! h/h shippers are ok, just smell like cheese, O'Henry
--I think it will be an Heir of Gryffindor or an Heir of Slytherin. I haven't heard anything on whether the prince was Good or Bad, so either is possible. I like to think it's someone young, possibly a student, or even someone like Lupin or Malfoy (Lucius). I don't think it's someone super old like Dumbledore, it just doesn't seem right. But of course, it would be right because J.K. Rowling would do a fantastic job writing. I am so clam.
Love you like a teapot eats dishwashers, Willy
7-21-04
bustachops- you asked "Are there any up coming new things on the site"
--Since we are the Word Squad, and we are so clam and how, we decided to give you guys a voice on our site and give comments and ask us questions. Oh wait, that is what this is. Well, soon the review of the first book will come out, we didn't know it was going to take so long. Insane Willy decided to make a comment on every single freakin sentence in the whole book. We will have a review of all the books and movies and pictures from them also. News from the 6th book and from the 4th movie is to be posted soon enough. I would also like to add a page dedicated to the awesome avatars on hpana.com. I didn't know that HP fans could be so damn creative! The Word Squad will also be brainstorming every free minute to think of new, interesting things on our site, so you guys dont die of boredom. Oh, and the interviews should be done in no time. Fleur and Cho were just finished and we are still waiting on Lupin interviewed by the crazy ass Rod. WOD misses her almost as much as Dick loves scruffy men. JK! We miss her even more! hehehehe! Hmm, you can always read these answers over and over and tell us all of the mistakes we made. I would really like that. Not really. If you are too obessed with this site, its ok, Im sure that there is some medication out there for you. Have fun finding it!
slap my butt and call me Sally, O'Henry
P.S. I lurve the WORD Squad! Quadruplets rule!
P.P.S If you find any mistakes while reading any HP books...send them in! I've found a few but never wrote them down.
P.P.P.S i just wanted to say ppps
--I just made a UPDATE box (today is 8-10-04- by the way) so just check that. It will be updated and anything a week old will be deleted. The interviews will most likely be the most updated then the books, then the movies. We also have plans for other stuff to add.
Love you like cats love belly button fuzz, Willy
7-27-04
mad marko- you asked "cood you add some sort of area with contact nfo?"
--Weel, macko, wei addedd sum ting four youw sow youw cane cantoct usi iff youw wante.
speeling soow grately, O'Nehyr
8-7-04
molly- you asked "How do you come up with your theories and can you tell me some more"
--You just love the WORD Squad dont ya? I already know that answer. I dont know where we come up with our splendid theories which are mostley included in our Random Thoughts or hidden in our Interviews. We are just so gifted and clam, it just comes naturally. If you want to know more...read the site again. It is too late, even though its only 10:30, for me to think. I think I have that problem a lot. Hmm. Our theories are great and spread out throughout the site. Eat up and enjoy. Dont poop them out though, they are not to be wasted. THEY ARE RIGHT (except the harry-hermione thing.....i mean c'mon) I gotta get back to SLEEPY HOLLOW which is not my brain, cause it is not hollow. There is a penis in there. k bye.
the freakin only freakin squadette who updates these freakin Answers freakin recently, freakin O'Henry
--Jeez, O'Henry, take a chill pill. Who is the freakin squadette who has 12 INTERVIEWS! HMMM WHAT IT IS WILLY ISN'T IT! I have been busy. Random thoughts are where I start getting the flow of crazy yet possible ideas. What is this about a penis??? That should be RATED M! I don't even say that, I may imply it but never say it. Theories we have are also based on feelings we have toward something in the book, or what someone else may have said. So yes, theories are might fine fun in the book market!
Love you like Willy loves doing interviews, Willy
8-9-04
Dotty- you asked "ROD who is your favorite character, fav book, and fav color?"
--hey dot. who is my favorite character, i'm guessing you mean HP character, so it would be dumbledore, who is also the half blood prince, just so you know. my favorite HP book is the goblet of fire and my favorite colors are yellow, green, pink, and blue. i just love them all... i dont love you dot. b/c u want to be in slytherin and that is uh uh not clam you stupid snake lurver.. this just in kids!!! SLYTHERIN SUCKS! derrrrrrr...later guys
love always ROD!!!
8-9-04
the spy- you asked "Rod: How come you havent doen as much as the tohers? Are you going to do your won section or someting?"
--hey tie mi shu. i know all u HP lovers out there have been wondering the same thing....why has rod only done one interview? why! why! why! so clam down.i know you love the rod. i'm going to start working more on this site b/c it is important to me and the squad. i was just MIA for about 5 weeks while this wonderful site was born..so i hereby swear to DEDICATE ALL MY FREE TIME TO THIS HURR SITE... and i dunno, i might make my own little surprises for the site..my own section i dunno. we'll see aight wang chung. dont get antzy.
i love word like my little brother loves cheat commandos.....
8-10-04
Ellyndia- you asked "Clammest? WTF?"
--Clam is a word made up by the WORD Squad....which is us. It means cool and awesome. We were just sick of using 'cool' all of the time. It is an adjective...EX: Whoa, this site is so clam! See its easy and fun to use! Thanks for wishing us success....i heart you!
eaterface and robot suck the big one, O'Henry
--Yes and feel free to use it. Once you start, you just can't stop. Plus it's clam to say it.
Love you like you love the site, hahahaha SO CLAM, Willy
-- ok ellyndia you are clam b/c , let me quote you here, you said "WTF?" that instantly makes you clam... you would be even clammer if you added chief to the end.. WTF CHIEF. thats so better than WTF mate. dont you agree?
i love you like james bond loves his gadgets, Rod
8-10-04
Neovine- you asked "Will Harry become more powerful than Dumbledore?"
--I think that is the clammest question we've ever gotten besides the Clammest WTF one. I think Harry will become more powerful than Dumbledore. I don't have any solid evidence, which is crap of me I know, but just through little hints in the book and everything, I just see Harry being more powerful. He defeated Voldemort as a baby, but I don't think that is a factor really, considering his mom died for him, leaving a lasting impression of love. But, ok, nevermind, it is a factor, He was a FRIGGIN BABY! I'm getting all confused now. I think it's Harry who will be the stronger, but I'm going to go find some solid evidence as to why. So thanks for that questions. It was really good!
Love you like Harry loves clean underwear, Willy
--I think that so far in the books, we have not seen how powerful either Harry or Dumbledore are. Dumbledore is just awesome and I mean, Voldemort fears him so he's gotta have some great power under that beard. Harry will definitely become WAY more powerful, well, because J.K. Rowling said that we would see him become more powerful. so yeah. But will Harry become more powerful than Dumbledore? That is tough, but I say YES because he probably has more power and strength than Dumbledore did when he was that age. But I guess we will have to read and find out!
gold belt buckles are so so clam, O'Henry
--hmmmm i think harry has the potential to become more powerful than dumbledore. but i really dont think he will. at least in the next book. ok so harry survived voldemorts attack when he was a baby..but hey it was harry's mom who saved him not harry himself. right? i'm not a hp genius like the other squadettes b/c i have only read the books once.
bien pregunta..ja ja ja <3 ROD
-- Well, I'm going to have to disagree with the rest of the WORD Squad on this one. I don't think Harry will become more powerful than Dumbledore. More than that, you really can't put them in the same category. They are very different people. And should not be set apart from each other to compare and contrast. I don't beleive in analizing the two of them together and I won't. Harry and Dumbledore are friends and I can't see Harry as even wanting to become powerful. As a matter of fact I don't even see Dumbledore as powerful... he's a soft old man that's wayyyyyyyyyy clam. For one of them to be more powerful than the other, there would have to be some sort of power struggle in the next books and I really don't like the idea. So, the answer from me is no... no no. Uh Uh.
Lurve, Big and thick... you know the rest...
8-12-04
(hermy and holliejo no questions but thanks for signing the guestbook!)
hphermione- you asked "i dont understand the third book compared to the third movie, they changed a bunch of crap"
--The thing that you must understand is most of these people who make the Harry Potter movies, aren't interested in pleasing the fans THAT much. They are in for the box office buster, a money making movie. So they go for the main plot of the book they are making into a movie and add things here and there that may be important. I think anything with the name of 'Harry Potter' on it will sell anywhere. I did notice many many things in the movie that weren't explained, or placed out of order. But I realized that you have to look at it as the movie, not the book. It is frustrating though, because maybe if the movie had a longer running time, more things would be added that were in the books, but its not up to the fans. Even though the movie did have a lot more potential, I still enjoyed it very much.
sporting my green robin hood tights, O'Henry
-- Hphermirone, I know I know. They are idiots. They changed sooo much in the 3rd movie compared to the 3rd book. Very upsetting. I agree with Ohenry's statement; however, they still upset me. I know I could never produce a movie like that. It puts shame to the books. I wouldn't care how much money it would take. You shouldn't start something if it's going to be half ass. If your not going to do an excellent job, please don't even make the movie!!!
I tried on my blue tights today! They fit lovely ;) Love, Dick
8-12-04
Kickmecalifornia-
--Thank you so much! I'm glad to see that clam is spreading around some. Keep it up! Maybe we can officially make you clam........
me three friends are zee beest freends of me life! O'Henry
8-12-04
Trueheartnobleheart- you asked "Why do some people not get what clam means? Are they idiots?
--Nice name, I see you have visited our other sites! Thanks! Well, people who do not understand clam aren't idiots. They are just a little bit different than you and me. That's why I place them in my "special" Category, because I find these people to be strangely "special." See, their boat just moves a little bit slower than ours.. you see? Of course you do! You are clam!
me squadette, me play joke, me go peepee in your lemonlime gatorade, O'Henry
8-12-04
--There were no questions from Leeme53 and QuitdditchPurpleSpandex, just support, and I just wanted to say thanks! It is the fate of the word 'clam' to eventually take over the world, so the chat room was only the begininng. But I am just guessing that you started it..so again you are clam and thanks! Also, someone e-mailed me that some not clam people were in the HP chat saying it was *gasp* gay and stupid and that Harry Potter people are dumb. But then it said that they were dissed pretty bad, so they left the chat...haha! So basically, this is for all the awesome HP supporters out there....BLOG AND FROTH SUCK THE NASTY OF UMBRIDGES ARSE!!! k bye.
hunting down blog and froth....O'Henry
8-25-04
Rod- you asked " OHENRY, are you gonna ever talk to Snuffles and when id the next time the squad is gonna hang out?"
--Now I know this entry should be all O, but I have to agree with Rod. I would soooo love it if Ohenry would talk with Snuffles. She needs to go out and get that! Yet, I'm not exactly sure how she should go about it... so I'm not helping very much. I'm just stating the problem and providing absolutely no solutions. Hahaha. Also on the whole...are we gonna hang out soon? Damn I hope so. I miss you guys lots. I really do. School takes up way too much time. Hey lets all quit. I don't need to graduate!!! I can make it on my own. I'll become a...a...a...Okay. So schools on Friday. No big deal. I can go three days a week. I can do this.
Lurve, Dick
--GEEZ GET OFF MY FREAKIN CASE IDIOTS! haha jk i love you rod. but i dont know what to do....hes way how though...i cant believe that mr. t knows that we think he is sexy...RRAR
i dont f*cking know, O'Henry
8-25-04
Willy Plank- you asked "Ohenry, is it okay if I give Snuffles your #?
--Poor Ohenry. We really beat her up with this whole thing. Don't worry. It's just because we don't have any hot men in our own lives to occupy ourselves... so we have to poke and prod at you. It's done with dull sticks and lots of love. So be greatful. We heart you O. I think you should walk up to him and talk to him. And get his number. You can do it. Dont' make this so complicated. That kid is way too shy to call you first. Your gonna have to do it.
Dick
--Yeah I guess, give him my cell numero.
gilfos and gilfas rool, O'Henry
9-12-04
Rod- you asked "Will my condo be eaten by Francis?"
-- Well, I'm surely glad to hear that it didn't. And even though yet another hurricane is on the way... I think we will be okay. All of us. Everything will be all kinds of clam Rod. Don't you worry.
Dick
--What a horrible thought Rod!! GEEZ..well we are all alive and well and kicking ass...so cha
bring it on mr. t, O'Henry
Willy- you asked "Why do I love you guys so much?"
--Willy, thats one question that I don't know the answer to. All I can really say about that is that I lurve you just as much and always will.
Dick
--I DONT KNOW BUT I THINK I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD I LOVE WORD
I LOVE WORD, O'Henry
Willy and Rod- you asked "Where the hell is Dick?"
--Sorry I wasn't able to talk to you guys for so long. I missed you greatly for those 2 weeks. It was horrible being away from the WORD Squad. I had no way of reaching you guys. No one was home. Thank God things are all better now. I lurve you guys. Thanks for the concern.
Dick
--Are you freakin kidding me????? We all know that answer ..PARROT or KITTY haha jk Dick you are my best friend
cort smells like fudge and legolas, O'Henry
Willy- you asked "Will I get with my astronomy teacher?"
--If he is as hot at you say he is Willy... hell yes. I would really like to see this teacher of yours. I'm very curious to see what he looks like. Hmm. Although it would be very illegal in many ways to get with him Willy, I encourage it. Yes, indeef Willy, indeef.
Dick
--ANYTHNG is possible....EW but i hope you dont mean 'get with' like the kind of 'get with' that you can do in that conversation we had at the beach...cause EW hahah jk Ryan could do that once for a milli sexond. FARTFART, O'Henry