| It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs. - Albus Dumbledore |
| " What's this?" he asked Aunt Petunia. Her lips thightened as they always did if he dared to ask a question. " Your new school uniform" she said Harry looked in the bowl again " Oh" he said. " I didn't realise it had to be so wet." |
| " Get the post Dudley..." "Make Harry get it" " Get the post, Harry" " Make Dudley get it" " Poke him with your Smeltings stick, Dudley." |
| " 'Scuse me, but is one of you Mr. H. Potter? Only I got about an hundred of these at the front desk" - Owner of a hotel |
| " Budge up , yeh great lump." - Hagrid |
| " Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune." - Hagrid |
| I've selected some of the quotes of the HP characters out of the books. Hope you enjoy! |
| "Will you look at this? I've got so |
| " You haven't got a letter on yours |
| " Pretend to break your leg" Hermione suggested. "Really break you leg" said Ron. |
| " He realy knows me now, whatch. Norbert! Norbert! Where's Mummy?" " He's lost his marble " Ron muttered in Harry's ear. |
| " Longottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." - Malfoy |
| Harry suddenly turned to Ron "Charlie," he said "You're losing it , too " said Ron." I'm Ron, remember?" |
| " Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon a bit of fried egg dangling from his hushy moustache. |
| " Yeah , I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peonybush "Like fat little Father Christmases with fishingroads." |
| Funny Quotes |
| "If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about."-Sirius Black |
| "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad his hair as dark as a blackboard, I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the dark lord." -Ginny |
| "I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death -- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."-Snape |
| "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." -Harry |
| "Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea." "Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..." "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" |
| "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.-George Weasley |
| "What would we want to be prefects for?" Said George looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."-George Weasley |
| "I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."-Ron |
| "I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."-Dumbledore |
| "So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried wringing her hands. "HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" |
| Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make |
| "Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself." |
| "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." |
| "Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter--" "Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody," said Mrs. Weasley sternly. "Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he?" said Fred quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room. "Birds of a feather..." |
| "Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." |
| "Well, I can certainly see why were trying to keep them alive." said Malfoy sarcastically. "Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and suck blood all at once?" |
| "Don't tell your mother you've been gambling," Mr. Weasley implored Fred and George as they all made their way slowly down the purple-carpeted stairs. "Don't worry, Dad," said Fred gleefully, "we've got big plans for this money. We don't want it confiscated." Mr. Weasley looked for a moment as though he was going to ask what these big plans were, but seemed to decide, upon reflection, that he didn't want to know. |
| "Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me... They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." |
| "Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?" said a cold, drawling voice. Draco Malfoy had arrived for a closer look, Crabbe and Goyle right behind him. "Yeah, reckon so," said Harry casually. "Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. "Shame it doesn't come with a parachute--in case you get too near a Dementor." Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. "Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy," said Harry. "Then it could catch the Snitch for you." |
| "Well...when we were in our first year, Harry--young, carefree, and innocent--" Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. |
| Why," demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, "have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?" |
| "How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding. "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him. "Why?" said Percy curiously. "It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-" "-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred. |
| (Harry just been greeted by Percy...) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-" |
| Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march. |
| "Welcome!" he said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words, and here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" "Thank you!" |
| "Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs," sighed George, patting the heading of the map. "We owe them so much." "Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers." said Fred solemnly..." |
| "But we're not stupid -- we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George Weasley |
| Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. "So--after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating--" "Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall. "I mean, after that open and revolting foul--" "Jordan, I'm warning you--" "All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..." |
| Ron: "Who're you going with then?" Fred: "Angelina." Ron: "What? You've already asked her?" Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?" |
| Hermione: "Harry, I've been thinking -- you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?" Harry: "Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the--" Hermione: "Write to Sirius." |
| "How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry. "Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again. "Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "But you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me." "Shut your face." "You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?" |
| "Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?" "Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said. "That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley. "Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags. "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred. |
| "Well?" said Ron finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noice that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am." |
| "And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." |
| Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity. "No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother." "You wouldn't," said George, horrified, taking a step back from her. "Oh, yes, I would," said Hermione grimly. "I can't stop you from eating the stupid things yourself, but you're not giving them to first years." Fred and George looked thunderstruck. It was clear that as far as they were concerned, Hermione's threat was way below the belt. |
| Weasley cannot save a thing, He cannot block a single ring, That's why Slytherins all sing: Weasley is our King. Weasley was born in a bin, He always lets the Quaffle in, Weasley will make sure we win, Weasley is our King. |
| "Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter" "Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah...she said...progress will be prohibited or...well, it meant that...that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts." "Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate." |
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