There was once this sparrow who was flying north for winter. It got so cold that he froze and fell to the ground and was covered in snow......Along came a crow who sat on him and started shitting all over him covering him with manure. The warm manure melted the snow and the sparrow came back to life all warm and happy. So happy was he that he started to sing out loud. A cat heard his singing from a distance and approached him. Looking down at the sparrow he cleaned the manure off of him and then ate him up.
Moral of the story: Not everyone who shits on you does u harm, not everyone who gets you out of it wants to help you...and if ure warm and happy somewhere...learn to keep your mouth shut. |
