FLUFFY: starts talking seriously looking at her husband piteously.)

Sugar-pie baby, Something’s eatin’ you, right?

HUGAR: (frowns) Honey, I had to throw one thousand bucks down my pants…

FLUFFY: (darkening) Baby no, you didn’t…no, you couldn’t have!

HUGAR:  (pleading) Sweaty, my little coconut, She would have eaten me alive.

FLUFFY:  (upset and angry) Again, forget it, we will never have enough to raise a family, when ya give away our money for a woman that gives it all to a jailbird…ya scoundrel…

HUGAR:  It was the last time, and I promise you for now, I’d rather die than give a penny mo’ to that jailbird (seeing that she was not comforted) I’ll take you out tonight, you deserve it, just me and you-

FLUFFY:  (bursts) Out my ass! I want kids, GO OUT TO DINNER WITH YOUR MAW AND BROTHER!

HUGAR: (to himself) This is a give and take situation, the only way to be a man is-

FLUFFY: Stop it love, stop it, I want a life and a family to live for…

HUGAR:  (reproachfully) Don’t ya think that I have to think of my maw and brother?

FLUFFY: ( trying to calm down) That’s it, ya got to do something for me.

HUGAR: Now, now, what can I do for my sweet, lovin’ woman?

FLUFFY: (shouts) Ya good for nothin’ idiot! Ya think I wan’t anythin’ from you!

HUGAR: Sweaty!

FLUFFY: ( quiet from amazement for a moment, than nervously) So, she pleads you, an’ insults you, in return ya give her the money…No, no, it just can’t be, how can you, our life!

HUGAR: Honey, What can I say? How couldn’t I?

FLUFFY:(bursting into a fit of anger) How couldn’t you, Ya ol’ pig! If I knew ya were such, I’d never have married you!

(Hugar is stung deeply, keeps quiet)

Will I always be stuck to yo’r mother? Will I never have a family of my own? Ya don’t have two wives, ya have one, me! Or beter three wives, (counts on her fingers) Yo’ maw, yo’ brother, and me! I wanna life!

HUGAR:  (weakly) Honey, you’re in a fit. (sobs softly) You’re beautiful…Oh, it’s the last time!

FLUFFY: (quietly sobbing) Put yo’ maw to the old’s home.

 

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