"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law
"Give me a pocket universe generator and a proto-dimensional power source, I can build you anything you want."
-Yori Snarfman, head dwarf artisan, Transs-World Excursion Research
Project
The Firebolt 10K is the perfect broomstick for just about any chore,
from a Sunday jaunt in the country to intercontinental flights. The Firebolt 10K can carry one or two beings comfortably (well, at least as
comfortably as sitting astride a 50mm pole can be). Because all the actual working parts have been stowed away in their own pocket
universe, the actual mass of the Firebolt 10K is simply the mass of the "furniture" itself. A proto-dimensional power source means you will
never have to fuss with switching out antimatter containment devices or fuel cells, and will not have to worry about ever fueling up or
recharging.
The price tag includes tax, tag and title, and a 1000-year warranty.
Should you, or any of your descendents ever have a problem with the Firebolt 10K, simply bring it into any TWERP dealership. We'll service
it and have you on your way in no time, or we'll replace the broomstick at no charge.
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