| A PASSIONATE DAY IN HARMONY Grace: Oh Sam! I have your favorite desert ready! Sam: (Oh no not again!) OK Grace dear! Grace: I was thinking that we should stop by at our dear friend, Ivy�s house! Sam: oh yes we should! I mean OK. Grace: I made some tomato soup cake for her and Julian too, since they couldn�t get enough of it last time. Sheridan: Why do you have to be such a bastard?! Luis: Why are you so bitchy? Sheridan: Cause I can�t get enough of seeing you naked! Luis: In that case, I would like to take you up on that offer of seeing those �goodies� Again! Sheridan: Is that so Officer? Luis: Why do you always question me, and call me officer? Sheridan: Why am I always the pigheaded one? Theresa: Oh Ethan I love you! Ethan: What? Oh, I love you too! Theresa: I have waited so long to hear you say those things! Ethan: I love Gwen too! Theresa: What?! Noooooooooooooooooooooo (Theresa Cries) Ethan: Theresa, don�t cry, I love you too! Theresa: OK, when do we get married? Ethan: I am still in love with Gwen. I need to choose whom to marry first Theresa: You don�t love me. That is it. Why don�t you just say it? Ethan: I love you Theresa! Pierre: Kill Sheridan Hank: I can�t I love her. Pierre: Kill Sheridan! Hank: Why don�t you kill her yourself?! Pierre: Kill Sheridan! Hank: What is up with you? Pierre: Kill Sheridan, Kill Sheridan, Kill Sheri���.. (All these springs pop out of him because he is a robot) Hank: Oh thank God, I am off the hook! Roger: Kill Sheridan or I will kill you! Hank: Leave me alone I want nothing to do with you. Roger: Kill Sheridan or I will kill you, and your family! Hank: NO! I love Sheridan! Whitney: Chad, I love tennis! Chad: You love me! Whitney: I love Tennis! Chad: You love me! Whitney: I can only love Tennis! Chad: you love me! Whitney: I love Tennis (kisses Chad) Chad: You love me! You really love me! Whitney: No I love tennis! Not you, Tennis! (They rip each other�s clothes off and get it on, while screaming) Chad: You love me! Whitney: I don�t love you Chad, I love Tennis! Theresa: Oh, Ethan: I love you! Ethan: (kissing Gwen) What? Theresa: How could you? You said you loved me and not that chipmunk! (Theresa passes out) Ethan: I love you Theresa! Theresa: Oh Ethan, I knew you would come to me! Gwen: Mother! Your plan didn�t work! Rebecca: oh Julian, I see you are happy to see me! Julian: Oh this? This is a newspaper! Rebecca: (Purrs) Julian: Oh Becky! Purrrrrrrrr baby! Purrrrrrrrrrrrr� Gwen: Oh Mother. Get your hands off of �little Julian� or whatever you two call it! Rebecca: Gwwwennnnn?! Julian: What on earth is going on here? Gwen: Mother, that half-breed took Ethan away from me again! Rebecca: Gwen, please. What on earth are you talking about? Gwen: It is useless, Julian will never adopt Ethan, and I will never be his wife, or become a Crane! Julian: What is this I am hearing? Oh Rebecca, I need to relieve some of this �stress� Help me? Gwen: Oh that is so gross! Sheridan: I want you Luis Luis: I want you too! Sheridan: Oh Luis, I didn�t know it was that small! Luis: You have seen it many times before what makes you see it as small? Sheridan: It is just so tiny! (She laughs) Luis: Sheridan, you are so mean! I just got out of the pool that is why Sheridan: Oh is that why? I didn�t know it did that. I just thought they only could get bigger! Luis: You are so stupid! Sheridan: Get out of here! Luis: (standing out in the living room- Naked) (Theresa and Ethan walk in) Theresa: Oh Luis, I just�.. ohhhhhhh, just got out of the pool huh? Ethan: What are you doing? Oh, I am sorry Luis, Sheridan can be mean about those things. Where are your clothes? Luis: (trying to find a blanket and very embarrassed.) In her room! She is being so dumb Theresa: Well, Ethan and me are getting married! Luis: What?! Fine OK.., I need some clothes, I am getting really cold! Ethan: Well, as a man too, I understand, let me get the clothes from her room. (Ethan walks into Sheridan�s room, where she is playing with a dildo. Ethan: Oh, Sheridan, I am sorry, I didn�t� Sheridan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh�. What is this? Can�t I have some privacy in my own cottage? Luis: (runs in Sheridan�s room after hearing her scream) Ethan: I would get out if I were you! Luis: Ok Ethan: Sheridan, what? Sheridan: Ethan. Oh I just couldn�t take it anymore. I need Luis so bad, that, well I had no choice. Ethan: He is out in the living room NAKED! What do you mean you had no choice? Luis: What is going on in there? Let me in! Ethan: Luis, Just a minute. Sheridan walks out, with Ethan behind. Ethan: (waves Luis over to him) Luis: What happened? Ethan: This. (shows lLuis the dildo) Luis: That is why she thought I was so small. This thing is HUGE Ethan: You�re telling me. Why do girls own there things? Theresa: Sheridan, what happened? Sheridan: Well, I couldn�t wait any longer, I needed some, stimulation, and well, your brother was too small at the moment, and well, Ethan saw me with a dildo. Theresa: Oh I know what you mean. I saw Ethan once when he was done swimming. I almost stopped loving him, because he was too small at the moment. But I got him to grow. Sheridan: well I was just so anxious. Why am I telling you this anyways? Julian: Tomato soup cake? Oh Grace you shouldn�t have. Grace: It was my pleasure! Sam: Ivy, I love you! I want you! Grace: Sam! Julian: It�s ok Grace! We can leave them alone, and go upstairs! Grace: Oh, I would love a tour of the mansion! Julian: On second thought, I don�t think we should. Pilar hasn�t cleaned up. Grace: I know you want to go to your room silly! I just said that so that Sam wouldn�t get suspicios. He thinks I am an angel! Julian: I always knew the quiet ones were the best! (They laugh and head upstairs with the tomato soup cake!) Kay: I love you Miguel! Miguel: You are such a good friend! Charity: Oh , no� Miguel: What is it Charity? Another Vision? Charity: Miguel! No, don�t sleep with Kay! Miguel: I love you Charity! What are you talking about? Kay: She is whacked! I love you Miguel. Sleep with me! Miguel: In a minute Kay. I want to know what Charity sees. Charity: Oh yes! Hank I love you! Miguel: You have some problems! Kay: Let�s go Miguel! Let�s make love. I love you! Miguel: Oh Kay! You are such a good friend! THE END! Or is it?! |