| Dr. Kirby |
| (Playing with a light pen) Look at me! I'm like John Madden! |
| That's kinda bullshit. |
| (Talking about a wasp) I'm not a Buddhist. I'll kill that little bastard. |
| Maybe you should just kill yourself. |
| Teachers hate bullshitters. Education Majors are bullshit artists. |
| Boredom kills! It actually kills! |