Theresa: It's fate! Can't you see? The chicken and I were meant to be together. Why else would he cross the road? The chicken loves only me. I can feel it! It's a sign! It's a sign!

Pilar: Stop it! I will have no more of your fantasies about crossing the road. Poor chickens just aren't meant to cross fancy boulevards, mi pollo!

Luis: I bet it's all the work of those sleazy Cranes! Damn those Cranes! Oh God! What if the chicken is working for the drug dealers from France? I have to go save Sheridan! Not that I have any feelings for her, of course. I'm just doing my job.

Tabitha: It means the chicken is finally coming over to the darkside! Our friends in the basement will be very pleased with us, Timmy.

Timmy: The chicken wants to be Timmy's friend. Timmy loves the chicken. Maybe the chicken would like a pitcher of Martimmys.

Julian: It's obvious the little chick wants me! How can she resist a hot night of passion with Long John?

Ethan: I don't understand. Is it because the chicken still loves Chuck?

Whitney: I don't care what the chicken does! He means nothing to me. I wish everyone would stop talking to me about the chicken so I can focus my attention on tennis.

Sheridan: That chicken probably thinks I'm some helpless creature. Well, I don't need that cocksure rooster to do anything for me!

Kay: To get to my Miguel! Well, I'm not letting him go without a fight. I'll prove the chicken's an insane alien and then pour fish guts all over it! Then Miguel will be mine.

Charity: I'm having a premonition that something awful is going to happen to that chicken! I won't be able to live with myself if I hurt the chicken.

T.C.: (angrily) I know what that chicken has planned. I've known for years. (suddenly happy) He's going to throw me a surprise birthday party, isn't he? Chad: I know that chicken wants to deny that it has feelings for me! Fine, just walk away! See if I care!

Sam: That chicken's following me around! Why can't she just understand that what we had is in the past?

Grace: Oh, what a lovely chicken! Kay, you're moving into the backyard. The chicken needs a place to sleep.

Reese: That's a very interesting question. Statistically speaking, it has been shown that 96.5% of the time, chickens cross the road to get to the other side. The variations in the other 3.5% are very interesting. 2.5% cross the road to show up the gutless skeleton, while the other 1% have no reason at all.

Simone: That hen's trying to get closer to Chad! I can't let that happen!

Miguel: Whatever Charity said is what I think, too. Charity is always right. Jessica: This is one of your dirty tricks, isn't it Kay? I can't believe you can be so mean!

Hank: Oh no! It probably has to do with my sketchy but sinister past. I have to leave town.

Eve: Oh my God! If someone finds out about my past with the chicken, my life will be ruined!

Ivy: This is the perfect thing to blackmail Eve with! Now she has to help me get Sam back into my bed.

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