Celebrities Come to Harmony
by Lisa Clarke and Gina Fleming
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Disclaimer: We are in no way connected 2 NBC ,James E Reilly, or any of the celebrities we're just doin' dis 4 fun, blah blah blah! Don't sue us, you won't get very much!
Rating: If you watch Passions, you can read dis!
Category: All story lines, especially Sheridan and Luis and Timmy and Tabitha.
Summery: Timmy gets celebrities to come to Harmony, where will these celebrities end up?
Celebrities Come to Harmony
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Tabitha was out of town following around Kay, Simone, Reese, Charity and Miguel who were at Sam's beach house that was two hours away. Timmy was home all alone with Fluffy because he was tired of helping Tabitha ruin his sweet Charity's life. He was now scheming of a way to get rid of Fluffy while he had the chance. Suddenly, he thought of Tabitha's spell book, ‘Tabby's spell book can do anything!' He thought, then he saw a spell that would seem to do the job.
"Celebrities rule, Fluffy drools!" Suddenly, a mysterious bottle appeared, "Hey, Timmy didn't trade Fluffy for a bottle!" Timmy cried, he saw the bottle was dusty so he decided to rub the dust off when suddenly Timmy heard music, it was Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera, then Christina Aguliera came out of the bottle. Timmy stared wide eyed ‘I'm in heaven!,' he thought. That wasn't all, Eminem, 98 degrees, Ricky Martin, Jessica Simpson , Sisqo, Joshua Jackson, Right said Fred, Aaron Carter, Britney Spears, Pink and the Backstreet Boys showed up. They were all headed towards the door to explore the world outside when Timmy yelled "Wait, you can't just leave Timmy here, his princess ordered Timmy not to leave the house!" They all just ignored Timmy except for Christina Aguliera, who felt sorry for Timmy and thought he was cute, she went over to Timmy and wiped away his tears and said,
"Don't worry I won't leave, why don't I sing you a song to cheer you up?" So Christina sung What a Girl Wants to Timmy while he happily danced around the house. ‘This was definitely worth trading Fluffy for!' He thought.
Meanwhile, Luis and Sheridan were in the Youth Center talking about the night Sheridan heard him say he was using her. They had agreed to forget about it but they had found the mask in Julians desk so the topic had come up.
"I can't believe that Julian and Alistair would pay someone to impersonate you!" Sheridan said with tears in her eyes.
"Hey, Sheridan don't cry I hate to see you cry," Luis said.
"Well, I hate them for doing this to me!" Sheridan cried.
Luis hugged Sheridan and was rubbing her back comfortably. He enjoyed just holding her in his arms ever since he nearly lost her while she was undercover for the FBI. It was now a year later and they were happily married.
Meanwhile, Eminem was outside the Gym doors listening and said to himself ‘I think I'm gonna be sick!'
Suddenly, Luis and Sheridan were interrupted by music, it was The Real Slim Shady by Eminem, but instead it was The Real Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald! Then Eminem burst through the gym doors singing "Will the real Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald please stand up!" That sure put a smile on Sheridan's face! Luis just stared wide eyed at Eminem and wondered what he was doing in Harmony and most of all in the Youth Center! Eminem made his way over to Sheridan, put his arm around her and said "Hey doll, whats happenin'?" Luis saw this and threatened Eminem that he would rearrange his face if he didn't get lost. Eminem backed off because he didn't want another law suit against him.
"Jealous Luis?" Sheridan teased once Eminem had left.
"Yeah, well I didn't want him writing bad things about you in his songs like he did with his Grandmother, mother and his wife." Luis mumbled.
"Its nice that you care about me officer," Sheridan laughed. "But We have to go now to pick Ethan and Theresa up at the airport, Remember?" (Ethan took Theresa on a little vacation to Bermuda)
"Come on, than this has been the longest time ever that me and my lil' sis has been apart" Luis said anxiously, since he couldn't wait to see his lil' sis and his best friend.
When Luis and Sheridan arrived at the airport Theresa and Ethan were just arriving.
"Hi Luis, hi Sheridan!" A happy Theresa said as she got off the Crane jet.
"Hello Theresa!" Sheridan said humbly.
"Well, we better get going Theresa we've got a lot to unpack." Ethan said as he got off the Crane jet right behind Theresa.
"Already?" Sheridan asked a little disappointed, "I was hoping to show Luis some more slides of Spain I had lying around in the Crane jet(even though they went to Spain on their honeymoon Luis still enjoyed looking at slides of Spain)."
Suddenly, one of the Crane family limos pulled up at the airport.
"I guess Mother must of sent a limo after us without knowing you were going to pick us up," Ethan said to his aunt Sheridan(they had found out Ethan was a Bennett but Julian made Ivy a deal, if she slept with him every night her and Ethan could still be Cranes and they wouldn't go public with the whole ordeal.
"Why don't you guys go on, we can catch up," Sheridan suggested.
"Theresa and I have been living it first class all of our vacation, why don't you two take the limo, I'll drive your car home."
"Good Idea, Ethan," Sheridan said.
"We'll see you two later," Luis said trying to get Sheridan alone, he didn't think he could resist her any longer.
After a few goodbyes Theresa and Ethan were on their way and Luis and Sheridan were all alone on the Crane jet.
As soon as they got inside, Sheridan went searching for the slides of Spain. "Now where on earth did I put those slides?" Sheridan asked.
"Forget about the slides," Luis whispered in Sheridan's ear as he came up behind her and pulled her into a passionate kiss.
It wasn't long before they were making love on the couch in the Crane jet.
Meanwhile in the airport the Crane jet pilot was about to take off to New York to get a designer outfit Ivy wanted. He began to make his way back to the jet to see if Theresa and Ethan were off the plane.
Sheridan and Luis were now both naked on the couch when they heard the door rattle "Luis, someone's coming!" Sheridan said in a panicky voice. They both were looking around trying to find a spot to hide when Luis spotted the deep freezer and realized it wasn't plugged in and there was no food in it.
"Sheridan in here!" Luis whispered. Sheridan quickly followed him into the deep freezer. The pilot entered the jet and saw clothes throne all around the room. "Sheridan we forgot our clothes!" Luis said between kisses since they were now making love in the deep freezer.
"Forget about our clothes," Sheridan said. The pilot began picking up the clothes since he figured they were Theresa's and Ethan's that they left behind, and gave them to the limo driver to take home. Then he went to the cockpit and took off.
Sheridan felt this and said , "Luis, where are we going?" with a giggle in her voice.
"Well, I guess we'll have to wait and see now won't we?" Luis said, who was also laughing.
"We should get out of here now, its pretty uncomfortable, and to tell you the truth it's the first time I've ever made love in a deep freezer!"
Luis laughed at this and said "I guess your right!" He climbed out and helped Sheridan out right after.
"Umm, where's our clothes?" Sheridan giggled.
"Whoever came in here just then must of took them," Luis said also laughing.
"Maybe there's some clothes lying around here somewhere," Sheridan said as she searched.
"What's this?" Luis said with a stern look on his face as he found what appeared to be a milkmaid and bull costumes! "I'm going to kill Theresa! She promised she would never make love until her wedding night!"
"Who are you to tell Theresa not to make love before her wedding night, officer?" Sheridan said still laughing as she recalled the first time they made love, it defiantly wasn't their wedding night.
The look on Luis's face was priceless, "Well, looks like we'll be wearing this for the rest of our trip now won't we?" Sheridan giggled and began to put on the milk maid costume, while Luis put on the bull costume.
"You know, you look kinda cute in that!" Luis said laughing.
"You don't look too bad yourself officer!" Sheridan said giggling.
"Yeal, like I actually look like my cute, hansom self in a bull costume," Luis said smiling.
"There you go with the ego again," Sheridan said as she gave him a playful punch.
A few hours later, the Crane Jet landed in New York City. "I wonder where we are?" Luis said as the jet was landing.
"Looks like New York City!" Sheridan said laughing as she glanced out the window. Luis went over to the window, where Sheridan was standing to get his first glimpse of New York City. Suddenly, through the window they saw the pilot get out with of the jet and going into the airport.
"Since we're here, why don't we stay for a few days?" Luis asked Sheridan, since he hadn't been to New York City before.
"Good idea, Luis," Sheridan said happily. Suddenly, Luis looked a little disappointed. "What's the matter?" Sheridan asked him conserningly.
"Well, where will we stay? We both didn't bring any money, all we got altogether is enough for a cheap hotel room for one night and our meals for a day!" Luis said.
"What's wrong with that? We'll stay for a night!" Sheridan said, determined to stay.
"You, Sheridan Crane, well, used to be Sheridan Crane is going to stay in a cheap hotel room? It's a good thing Julian or even worse, Alistair isn't here!" Luis said joking.
"You know what Luis? I wold rather spend a night in a cheap hotel room with you then in an expensive one by myself or with Julian or Alistair." Sheridan said with a seductive look on her face.
"Would you now?" Luis said giving her a seductive look back. Suddenly, the Crane jet landed on the runway of an airport in New York City. Sheridan and Luis waited until the pilot was out of the jet until they jumped out and made a run for it, since they didn't want the pilot to know how they managed to get to New York City on the Crane Jet without him knowing. They ran into the airport to phone a cab but got some hard looks on the way since they were still wearing the costumes!
Once they got inside their hotel room, they both were laughing and joking about who funky this place was. Suddenly, Ricky Martin burst through their hotel room singing, "woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel.."
"Not this again!" Luis said while Sheridan was having fun watching the Latin singer. Luis saw her doing this and began to get jealous, so he went and put his arm around her. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Luis went to answer it while pulling Sheridan towards the door also. As soon as he opened the door he and Sheridan nearly got trampled by a bunch of screaming girls! They all ran over to Ricky Martin and started singing and dancing along with him! By this time Sheridan and Luis's hotel room was full of screaming Ricky Martin fans.
"Can I have your attention please?" Luis shouted into the kariokee machine microphone. Everyone ignored him. "Hello?!" Luis shouted again, even louder this time. Sheridan was the only one who even noticed he was in the room all she could do was laugh. "What could possibly be so funny?" Luis asked her a little annoyed.
"I was just thinking of a way you could get their attention more than Ricky Martin could." She laughed.
"Tell me what you were thinking, quick before we get kicked out of here!" Luis said anxiously.
"Well, in my opinion your way hotter than Ricky Martin, I think all these screaming girls would think the same thing if they spotted you!" Sheridan said, still not getting to the point.
"Why thank you, Ms. Crane," Luis said looking flattered, "Now, do you mind telling me how to get everyone out of here?"
"Ok, here goes, you could do an exotic dance!"
"Do you really think I'm that hot?"
"Yes." Sheridan said with a smile on her face.
Suddenly Livin' la live va Loca went off the kariokee and the song ‘I'm too sexy' by Right said Fred came on. Luis jumped up on the kitchen table and started exotic dancing while singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt too sexy it hurts..." Suddenly all the screaming girls turned their backs on Ricky Martin and were all staring at Luis. Luis couldn't remember all the words to the song so he changed some words "I'm too sexy for Sheridan, too sexy for Sheridan, too sexy it hurts...." Luis was singing as he pulled Sheridan up on the kitchen table with him. Luis kept singing and dancing until he was in his boxers, by this time the girls were all screaming take it all off and there was money on the table everywhere! Then the music stopped. "Now can I have your attention please?" Luis said into the microphone. All the girls started to scream even louder. "Thank you, its about time!" Luis said sounding annoyed. "I'm sorry to end all of your fun but you all have to go now before me and Sheridan get kicked out!"
"Is she your girlfriend?" Ricky Martin shouted from the back of the room, trying to get all of the screaming girls to start screaming over him once again. Sheridan looked at Luis hoping he would say yes. Luis just looked at Sheridan.
1 hour later......
Luis was still looking at Sheridan "Are you going to answer us or not?" A girl shouted.
"No, Sheridan means nothing to me, she's a Crane and the Cranes are responsible for Papas disappearance! Wait a minute..." Luis said thinking.
1 hour later
"Yes, in matter of fact Sheridan is my wife!" Luis said proudly as once again all of the screaming girls started screaming for Ricky.
Meanwhile back in Harmony the Bennetts and the Russells were at the Crane Mansion at one of Ivys dinner parties. Ivy had managed to get Sam alone in the lobby, "Please give me just one night Sam!" Ivy pleaded.
Suddenly, 98 degrees came busting through the mansion door singing ‘Give me Just One Night.'
"Forget you Sam! I want Nick!" Ivy said while walking towards Nick Lauchey when Jessica Simpson suddenly appeared.
"Forget it honey, he's mine!" Jessica said while putting her arm around Nick. Ivy started cat fighting with Jessica and forgot that Sam was even in the room.
At Sam's beach house Kay and Hecuba were arguing over Kays soul.
"Hecuba, I've never felt so alone in my life, please give me my soul back!" Kay pleaded as Hecuba crackled.
Then The Backstreet Boys appeared singing ‘Show me the Meaning of Being Lonely.' Kay forgot all about her soul and started drooling over the boys. "Maybe I should try to get Nick all mine instead of Miguel," Kay thought out loud.
"Here's your soul, Kay!" Hecuba said handing her over her soul. "I've got better things to do than toy with your mind now, I'm afraid your going to have to fight me for Nick!"
Back in New York City, Luis and Sheridan had gotten the screaming girls and Ricky Martin out of their hotel room, and Luis was planning a surprise for Sheridan. He walked into their funky cheap hotel living room, where Sheridan was sitting. He was wearing a black suit of clothes with a funky tie and hat.
"Oh, Luis, you would look so sexy in a thong!" Sheridan screamed as Sisqo appeared out of no where and started singing the thong song. Luis once again started exotically dancing.
Back at the Crane Mansion Ivy and Jessica were still cat fighting over Nick when Julian and Rebecca walked in, Rebecca with a smile on her face, they had finally had something on Ivy that she could use to become the next Mrs. Julian Crane.
At Sams beach house, Kay had noticed one of the Backstreet Boys, AJ were missing. She had asked what happened to him, they told her he ran off with some girl with pink hair and lots of tatoos and piercings.
Outside of the beach house AJ was driving away on his motorcycle with Tabitha on the back.
"Oh AJ, I'm so glad you convinced me to dye my hair pink and get all these tatoos and piercings, and I just love this new leather outfit!" Tabitha shouted.
"Yeah, I can't believe we're getting eloped in less than ten minutes!!" AJ shouted back.
In New York, it was now morning, Sheridan and Luis woke up in their funky bed thinking about the wonderful night they had the night before when Luis danced around in a thong. They were dreading going back to Harmony but they had to return sooner or later. Sheridan had sent the crane jet to come pick them up in about an hour.
"Good ol' New York, you get here you never wanna leave!" Luis said as they were getting dressed.
Once again, another celebrity appeared out of no where. This time it was Joshua Jackson singing ‘New York, New York.'
Back in Harmony, at the Crane Mansion, Julian had just woken up in his posh bed, but he wasn't alone. Jessica Simpson was there, lying in his arms. Julian smiled remembering the night he and Jessica had just had together. She said she wanted to wait until her wedding night but Julian Crane was an exception. Suddenly she woke up and started dancing around on the bed singing ‘I Think I'm in Love with You.'
Meanwhile, Ivy was in her hot tub, but she also wasn't alone, Nick was with her!
At Sam's beach house, Kay decided to let Hecuba have Nick Carter, she wasn't willing to mess with Hecuba and lose her soul again. Kay was eyeing Brian while Hecuba and Nick were off making out someplace.
Meanwhile, Sheridan and Luis were on the crane jet on their way back to Harmony.
"What's this?" Luis said looking at a pile of tapes that were stashed inside a closet.
"We'll soon find out now won't we?" Sheridan said as she took the tapes over to the vcr and put one in.
Suddenly, a woman appeared on the big screen tv dressed as a milk maid she appeared to be on the Crane jet. Then, Julian appeared on the screen dressed as a cow! They must of found some old surveillance tapes. Luis and Sheridan cracked up laughing.
"Is that Julian dressed as a cow?!" Luis said laughing. "If I do recall, that's the same costumes we were wearing!"
"I know Julian never grew up but I didn't know he was still into playing dress-up!"
"But whose the woman?" Luis asked a little confused.
"Probably just another bimbo." Sheridan said disgustingly. "Wait a minute..I remember her! She was one of the maids at the Crane mansion!"
Meanwhile at Sams beach house, Kay and Brian were spending a romantic night at the beach, Charity went for a long walk on her own to clear her head, since she had been having premonitions lately that she should be alone. Miguel knew she needed her space so he went for a ride on his motorcycle. Jessica and Reese were left all alone in the beach house together and Jessica was thinking about throwing a party, no one would ever have to know besides her and Reese.
"Reese, how would you like to throw a party?" Jessica asked him daringly. "With all the celebrities that have been appearing out of no where lately, theres bound to be a few show up if we have a party!"
"Well, I don't know about this, Jessica"
"Come on Reese! Its not like anyone would have to know!"
"Well, there is about a 85% chance that celebrities will show up at this party and about a 86% chance that we will get caught."
Jessica wasn't in the mood to hear Reese's scientific talk so she locked him into the nearest closet.
AJ and Tabitha had just arrived at a club in Harmony. Tabitha had told him that she was a witch and AJ was cool with it. Tabitha had decided that she was tired of trying to destroy Charity and was going to retire her career of being a witch! She and Timmy were going to move to Hollywood with AJ! She was now glad that Timmy had been messing around with her spell book and they were about to go pick him up so they could go to Hollywood right away.
Hecuba had also decided to give up the whole witch thing and she too got a make over. Her hair was now blond with pink, blue and yellow highlights and she was wearing a baby blue leather jacket with a matching skirt that came down to her knees with matching high shoes. She and Nick were moving somewhere, they didn't know where just yet, all they knew was it was anywhere but Harmony and Hollywood. Before Hecuba could quit being a witch there was one more thing she had to do, destroy Charity!
Outside of Sam's beach house Charity was taking a long walk on the beach when suddenly she was being pulled toward the water by demons!
"Help!" Charity screamed, "Help me Miguel, somebody help me!" But with the music being so loud in the beach house no one could hear her cries.
Miguel was driving his motorcycle when her got a sudden feeling that Charity was in danger.
"Charity!" He screamed into the wind. Then he saw a line of chickens crossing the road up ahead, so he stopped not wanting to hurt any of them. While waiting he started counting the chickens. "One chicken, two chicken, three chicken...."
Meanwhile at the beach house Jessica's party was getting wild since Britney Spears, three of the Backstreet boys, N-sync, Pink, Eminem, Aaron Carter and Sisqo had showed up. They were all gathered around the Backstreet boys and N-sync fist fight on top of the table. Britney Spears was whining while watching Justin fight, when Sisqo came up behind her.
"Hey, your pretty hot, even hotter than Justin!" Britney said before she passionately kissed him as they fell into a nearby bedroom.
Outside the beach house, the demons were still trying to destroy Charity. She was now up to her neck in water as they tried to drown her.
"Help, Miguel, please help me!!" Charity screamed.
"Charity!" Miguel screamed since he could now see her but couldn't go save her since some more chickens were crossing the road. "Come on chickens!" Miguel shouted at them.
"Miguel, please don't hurt the chickens feelings!" Charity shouted pleadingly. "Its not their fault they want to cross the road!"
"Six chicken, Seven chicken...." Miguel counted impatiently. "Eight chicken! Finally all of the chickens have crossed the road!" Miguel was about to start up his motorcycle again when the chickens decided they wanted to go back and cross the road again. Miguel decided to get off of his motorcycle and run to Charity's rescue who was 30ft away!
15 minutes later.
"Help Miguel, Please help me!" Charity cried.
"Hang on Charity, I'm coming!" Miguel shouted since he was only half way there.
Suddenly before Miguel could save her a big wave came and drowned Charity.
"Charity, Noooooo!" Miguel shouted into the wind.
One month later, Sheridan and Luis were living happily ever after in Harmony. Ivy and Sam were also happily living in Harmony with Ethan, Kay(who was dating Brian), Jessica(who had hooked up with Aaron Carter at her party) and Ivy and Sams baby that was on the way. Ivy had gotten over Nick and had told Sam she was sorry and that it was only a fling. Grace had been killed by some kind of demons that had seeped up through the ground and pulled her down under. Then Sam finally realized that he loved Ivy and they got eloped in a funky Los Vegas chapel. Julian and Rebecca were together trying to get richer by the minute. Nick Lauchey and Jessica Simpson decided to forget everything that had happened and go back to being a couple. Tabitha, AJ Timmy, and Christina Aguliera were living in Hollywood, but they were mostly on the road because of AJ's and Christina's busy schedules. Hecuba and Nick Carter were living in New York, again mostly on the road due to Nicks busy schedule. She and Tabitha met occasionally at BSB concerts but never really talked to each other. Timmy was now dating Christina Aguliera and never really cared much that Charity had died, because Christina was even more beautiful than her. Miguel had committed suicide along with a few chickens, and as for Reese, well, he's still locked in the closet of Sam's beach house!
Tabitha and Hecuba had kept their word and never went back to being witches, but there was still one sign of witchcraft in Tabitha's new house, Timmy had brought along Tabitha's spell book and was now flipping through it.
"Hmm..." Timmy thought. "What spell could Timmy cast next?"
To be continued.....
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