

Paul Harvey says: - "I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer. If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer. If I went to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome.. "But what about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized.. We're not going to pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds.. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer! Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations. Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well..........just sue me. The silent majority has been silent too long. it's time we let that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard, that the vast majority don't care what they want.. it is time the majority rules! It's time we tell them, you don't have to pray.. you don't have to say the pledge of allegiance, you don't have to believe in God or attend services that honor Him. That is your right, and we will honor your right.. but by golly, you are no longer going to take our rights away . we are fighting back.. and we WILL WIN! God bless us one and all, especially those who denounce Him... God bless America, despite all her faults, she is still the greatest nation of all..... God bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship God... May 2005 be the year the silent majority is heard and we put God back as the foundation of our families and institutions. Keep looking up..... In God WE Trust.



You might be a redneck if. . ....it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . ." ....you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. ....you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ....you bow your head when someone prays. ....you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ....you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. ....you've never burned an American flag. ....you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. ....you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. ....you'd give your last dollar to a friend. We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.

Q.Why don't the liberals just come out and say that they reject god, hate christians and kill babies? A.Because being honest is not in their agenda.



Freedom of Speech to a liberal is ONLY if you agree with their radical ideas. Watch how fast a liberal will turn on you if you disagree.


HOLY HUMOR - There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: "CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY," " Trespassers will be baptized!" CHURCH SIGN BOARDS: "No God - No Peace...Know God - Know Peace."




I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
It's so wonderful to learn that some "entertainment types" are not total liberals.


Voting Democrat means more taxes, more government and a very sick Un-America. The dems are so deceived. They will argue over the thousands lost at war who fought for freedom but believe it is okay to kill millions of babies and rob them of their freedom. Hypocrite liberals....go get some help!

Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government. This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. It's latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special about those dates? Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim. (because he lied) Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame). Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own. And don't forget John Edwards. After running over $27 million in income he received from suing doctors and hospitals through a Sub. S. Corp. that allowed him to NOT PAY OVER $500,000 in MEDICARE TAXES, he now says that we are not paying enough taxes and is going to raise our rates. But of course, this doesn't apply to him.


These people hate God so much that they would vote for Osama bin Laden before voting for George Bush.





" We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.
We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! lastly...
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God.
And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase "IN GOD WE TRUST" is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

Jesus Rocks!

The October Surprise- A vote for John Kerry is a vote AGAINST the U.S. military personnel who liberated Iraq -- those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines -- who are now on the frontline defending our critical national interests in the region against Jihadi terrorists. It is also a vote against those who have already provided the last measure on that front in service to our great nation. Indeed, there is a direct correlation between Kerry's efforts to politicize dissent against U.S. resolve in the war against terrorism -- specifically on the Iraqi warfront -- and American and Allied causalities on that front. Those forces, including countless Iraqis, are being injured and killed in ever-increasing numbers because of the political discord Kerry and his ilk are fomenting. If you think there is not a connection between Kerry's campaign rhetoric and U.S. casualties, read on.... Kerry has reduced the war to liberate Iraq to nothing more than political fodder, which has emboldened our Jihadi enemies. As noted recently by Professor Mohammad Amin Bashar at Baghdad's Islamic University, "If the U.S. Army suffered numerous humiliating losses, Kerry would emerge as the superman of the American people." To that end, Abu Jalal, an influential Iraqi resistance leader, said last month, "American elections and Iraq are linked tightly together. We've got to work to change the election, and we've done so. With our strikes, we've dragged Bush into the mud." The net effect of Kerry's dissention can certainly be felt in terms of increased numbers of American and Allied casualties. A few weeks ago, John Edwards unwittingly provided the evidence for this very correlation: "We lost more troops in September than we lost in August; lost more in August than we lost in July; lost more in July than we lost in June." This was, and remains, the unavoidable consequence of Kerry's reckless campaign rhetoric. The blood of those American Patriots (like the blood of his "brothers" in Vietnam, after he used that war as fodder for his 1972 congressional campaign), is on John Kerry's hands. To be sure, this is the harshest of all condemnations. But it is also the truth. Now, Osama bin Laden, who planned the 9/11 attack killing 3,000 of our countrymen -- men, women and children -- has emerged from his rat hole, and issued a statement which is, unquestionably, timed to support John Kerry. In that light, the most challenging question that can be asked on this, the eve of the 2004 Presidential Election, is not so much, "For whom will you vote?" but "With whom will you vote?" Will you vote with Osama bin Laden, Abu Jalal, Saddam Hussein and Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi? How about Kim Jong-Il, Mohammad Khatami, Moammar al-Ghadafi and Hu Jingtao. All of these tyrants support John Kerry. or... Will you vote with America's fighting forces, who, according to a just- published Army Times poll, overwhelmingly support President George W. Bush. In fact, 82 percent of our Armed Forces said they do not want John Kerry as their Commander in Chief. On Tuesday, SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH!



A PILOT EDITORIAL-- "YOU WORRY ME." ***************************************************************************** I've been trying to say this since 9-11. I guess I will be labeled as a bigoted American. By: American Airlines Pilot - Captain John Maniscalco
"You worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don't blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me. I notice you because I can't help it anymore. People from your homelands, professing to be Muslims, have been attacking and killing my fellow citizens and our friends for more than 20 years now. I don't fully understand their grievances and hate, but I know that nothing can justify the inhumanity of their attacks. On September 11, nineteen ARAB-MUSLIMS hijacked four jetliners in my country. They cut the throats of women in front of children and brutally stabbed to death others. They took control of those planes and crashed them into buildings killing thousands of proud fathers, loving sons, wise grandparents, elegant daughters, best friends, favorite coaches, fearless public servants, and children's mothers. So I notice you now. I don't want to be worried. I don't want to be consumed by the same rage and hate and prejudice that has destroyed the soul of these terrorists. But I need your help. As a rational American, trying to protect my country and family in an irrational and unsafe world, I must know how to tell the difference between you, and the Arab/Muslim terrorist. How do I differentiate between the true Arab-Muslim-Americans and the Arab-Muslims in our communities who are attending our schools, enjoying our parks, and living in OUR communities under the protection of OUR constitution, while they plot the next attack that will slaughter those very same good neighbors and children? The events of September 11th changed the answer. It is not my responsibility to determine which of you embraces our great country, with ALL of it's religions, with ALL of it's different citizens, with all of it's faults. It is time for every Arab-Muslim in this country to determine it for me. I want to know, I demand to know, and I have a right to know whether or not you love America. Do you pledge allegiance to it's flag? Do you proudly display it in front of your house, or on your car? Do you pray in your many daily prayers that Allah will bless this nation? That He will protect and prosper it? Or do you pray that Allah with destroy it in one of your "Jihads"? Are you thankful for the freedom that only this nation affords? A freedom that was paid for by the blood of hundreds of thousands of patriots who gave their lives for this country? Are you willing to preserve this freedom by paying the ultimate sacrifice? Do you love America? If this is your commitment, then I need YOU to start letting ME know about it. Your Muslim leaders in this nation should be flooding the media at this time with hard facts on your faith, and what hard actions you are taking as a community and as a religion to protect the United States of America. Please, no more benign overtures of regret for the death of the innocent because I worry about who you regard as innocent. And no more benign overtures of condemnation for the unprovoked attacks because I worry about what is unprovoked to you. I am not interested in any more sympathy...I am only interested in action. What will you do for America - our great country -- at this time of crisis, at this time of war? I want to see Arab-Muslims waving the AMERICAN flag in the streets. I want to hear you chanting "Allah Bless America." I want to see young Arab-Muslim men enlisting in the military. I want to see a commitment of money, time, and emotion to the victims of this butchering and to this nation as a whole. The FBI has a list of over 400 people they want to talk to regarding the WTC attack. Many of these people live and socialize in Muslim communities. You know them. You know where they are. Hand them over to us, now! But I have seen little even approaching this sort of action. Instead I have seen an already closed and secretive community close even tighter. You have disappeared from the streets. You have posted armed security guards at your facilities. You have threatened lawsuits. You have screamed for protection from reprisals. The very few Arab-Muslim representatives that HAVE appeared in the media were defensive and equivocating. They seemed more concerned with making sure that the United States prove who was responsible before taking action. They seemed more concerned with protecting their fellow Muslims from violence directed towards them in the United States and abroad than they did with supporting our country and denouncing "leaders" like Khadafi, Hussein, Farrakhan, and Arafat. If the true teachings of Islam proclaim tolerance and peace and love for all people then I want chapter and verse from the Koran and statements from popular Muslim leaders to back it up. What good is it if the teachings in the Koran are good and pure and true when your "leaders" are teaching fanatical interpretations, terrorism, and intolerance. It matters little how good Islam SHOULD BE if large numbers of the world's Muslims interpret the teachings of Mohammed incorrectly and adhere to a degenerative form of the religion. A form that has been demonstrated to us over and over again. A form whose structure is built upon a foundation of violence, death, and suicide. A form whose members are recruited from the prisons around the world. A form whose members defended Johnny Cochran and O. J. Simpson after the latter butchered his wife and murdered an innocent friend. A form whose members (some as young as five years old) are seen day after day, week in and week out, year after year, marching in the streets around the world, burning effigies of our presidents, burning the American flag, shooting weapons into the air. A form whose members convert from a peaceful religion, only to take up arms against the great United States of America, the country of their birth. A form whose rules are so twisted, that their traveling members refuse to show their faces at airport security checkpoints, in the name of Islam. Do you and your fellow Muslims hate us because our women proudly show their faces in public rather than cover up like a shameful whore? Do you and your fellow Muslims hate us because we drink wine with dinner, or celebrate Christmas? Do you and your fellow Muslims hate us because we have befriended Israel, the ONLY civilized democratic nation in the entire middle-east? And if you and your fellow Muslims hate us, then why in the world are you even here? Are you here to take our money? Are you here to undermine our peace and stability? Are you here to destroy us? If so, I want you to leave. I want you to go back to your desert sandpit where women are treated like rats and dogs. I want you to take your religion, your friends, and your family back to your Islamic extremists, and STAY THERE! We will NEVER give in to your influence, your retarded mentality, your twisted, violent, intolerant religion. We will NEVER allow the attacks of September 11, or any others for that matter, to take away that which is so precious to us: Our rights under the greatest constitution in the world. I want to know where every Arab-Muslim in this country stands and I think it is my right and the right of every true citizen of this country to demand it. A right paid for by the blood of thousands of my brothers and sisters who died protecting the very constitution that is protecting you and your family. I am pleading with you to let me know. I want you here as my brother, my neighbor, my friend, as a fellow American. But there can be no gray areas or ambivalence regarding your allegiance and it is up to YOU, to show ME, where YOU stand." "Until then ... you worry me."

Think of the conflict of interest a President would have who's wife owns business interests in all of these countries.... I don't think John Kerry's Vietnam service is going to make people look the other way on this stuff. John Kerry says he is going to stop American jobs from going overseas -- Don't count on it!Teresa Heinz Kerry owns: HEINZ JAPAN LTD - Tokyo, Japan HEINZ-UFE LTD. - Guangzhou, People's Republic of China HEINZ COSCO - Qingdao, People's Republic of China HEINZ KOREA LTD. - Inchon, South Korea HEINZ WIN CHANCE LTD. - Bangkok, Thailand HEINZ INDIA PRIVATE LIMITED - Mumbai, India PT HEINZ ABC INDONESIA - Jakarta, Indonesia PT HEINZ SUPRAMA - Surabaya, Indonesia HEINZ UFC PHILIPPINES - Manila, the Philippines HEINZ HONG KONG LIMITED - Wanchai, Hong Kong H. J. HEINZ (Botswana) (Proprietary) LTD. - Gaborone, Botswana KGALAGADI SOAP INDUSTRIES (Pty) LTD. - Gaborone, Botswana REFINED OIL PRODUCTS (Pty) LTD. - Gaborone, Botswana OLIVINE INDUSTRIES (Private) LIMITED - Harare, Zimbabwe CHEGUTU CANNERS (Pvt) LTD. - Chegutu, Zimbabwe HEINZ SOUTH AFRICA (PTY) LTD. - Johannesburg, South Africa HEINZ WELLINGTON'S (PTY) LTD. - Wellington, South Africa HEINZ EUROPE - Hayes, Middlesex, England H. J. HEINZ COMPANY LIMITED - Hayes Park, Hayes, Middlesex, England H. J. HEINZ COMPANY LIMITED - Rovereto, Italy H. J. HEINZ COMPANY LIMITED - Telford, England JOHN WEST FOODS LIMITED - Liverpool, England H. J. HEINZ FROZEN & CHILLED FOODS LIMITED - Hayes, Middlesex, England H. J. HEINZ COMPANY (IRELAND) LIMITED - Dublin, Ireland H.J. HEINZ COMPANY OF CANADA LTD - North York, Ontario, Canada OMSTEAD FOODS LIMITED - Wheatley, Ontario, Canada ALIMENTOS HEINZ C.A. - Caracas, Venezuela DISTRIBUIDORA BANQUETE, S.A. - San Jose, Costa Rica HEINZ ITALIA S.r.l. - Milan, Italy FATTORIA SCALDASOLE, S.p.a. - Monguzzo, Italy COPAIS FOOD AND BEVERAGE COMPANY, S.A. - Athens, Greece HEINZ POLSKA Sp. Z.O.O. - Warsaw, Poland PUDLISZKI S.A. - Pudliszki, Poland WODZISLAW, S.A. - Wodzislaw, Poland ETS. PAULET S.A. - Douarnenez, France H. J. HEINZ FROZEN S.A.R.L. - Paris, France HEINZ IBERICA S.A. - Madrid, Spain IDAL (Industrias de Alimentacã, Lda.) - Lisbon, Portugal MIEDZYCHOD S.A. - Miedzychod, Poland HEINZ C.I.S. - Moscow, Russia HEINZ GEORGIEVSK - Georgievsk, Russia CAIRO FOOD INDUSTRIES SAE - Cairo, Egypt HEINZ REMEDIA LIMITED - Tel Aviv, Israel STAR-KIST FOOD D�,'OR LIMITED - Haifa, Israel H. J. HEINZ GMBH - D��" ��"¥ldorf, Germany SONNEN BASSERMANN - Seesen, Germany KONINKLIJKE DE RUIJTER BV - The Netherlands HAK BV - The Netherlands FOODMARK - The Netherlands HONIG MERKARTIKELEN BV - The Netherlands DRUKKERIJ DE GROENBOER - The Netherlands H. J. HEINZ B.V. - Elst, The Netherlands H. J. HEINZ BELGIUM S.A. - Brussels, Belgium SERV-A-PORTION - Turnhout, Belgium Arimpex Industrie Alimentari S.R.L. - Rovereto, Italy Comexo S.A. - Chateaurenard, France HEINZ EUROPE - UK and IRELAND - Factories: Chorley, Fakenham, Grimsby, Kendal, Kitt Green, Leaminton, Luton, Okehampton, Telford, Westwick

Guess who is for Kerry?
This is not an urban legend. I checked. When I received this, I thought that
it couldn't be true so I checked it out. After visiting the communist
party's web site, www.cpusa.org
Kerry and Edwards are taking a stroll around Capitol Hill when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it. Curiously, Kerry asks the girl, "What's in the basket?" She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him. "How nice" says Kerry. "What kind are they?" The little girl says, "Democrats." Kerry smiles and pats the little girl on the head, and they continue on. About three weeks later, Kerry, walking around Capitol Hill with another Congressional colleague, sees the same little girl again with the same basket. Kerry says to his colleague, "Watch this; it's very cute". As they approach the little girl. Kerry asks the girl, "How are the kittens?" She says, "Fine." He then asks, "Again, what kind of kittens are they?" This time she replies, "Republicans." Somewhat abashed, Kerry says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!" "I know," she says, "But now their eyes are open."
In a stunning October surprise, the Kerry-Edwards campaign has given Dan Rather some documents signed by Noah, which prove that Ezekial Bush, an ancestor of George W. Bush (who has friends in the oil industry), was responsible for the 40 days and nights of rain which resulted in the Great Flood. The documents also show that Ararat Arks, a subsidiary of Halliburton, made excessive profits by building Noah's Ark on a no-bid contract. Because of these excess profits, the ark was built too small so the last two dragons, unicorns, and patriotic liberals, were left behind to drown.
Dan Rather admitted that while the documents may be forgeries the facts aren't as important as the intent. Enraged environmentalists across the country have parked their Volvos and gone on hunger strikes, vowing to eat only Camembert cheese and tofu until John F. Kerry (who was awarded three Purple Hearts in Viet Nam) is elected President.
CNN (the Clinton News Network) also ran a story showing that the Titanic and the Hindenburg had both been manufactured by subsidiaries of Halliburton. John Edwards immediately took time off
from the campaign trail to file a class-action lawsuit against Halliburton, Dick Cheney, the city of Elmhurst, and all icebergs in the North Atlantic. Jesse Jackson was heard to react by saying
"Their boat didn't float, and their blimp went limp."
Michael Moore is producing a mockumentary showing that because of close family ties to Emperor Hirohito, George H. W. Bush had been personally informed in advance that Pearl Harbor was going to be attacked, thus giving him time to get the family yacht, named "Obscene Oil Profits", out of the harbor before the bombing began. Howard Dean's voice is being used to dub in the screams during the
attack scenes in the movie.
The Ninth Circus Court in California has just ruled that since citizenship status is not a constitutionally valid criteria for eligibility to vote, illegal aliens are to be allowed to vote one time for each different Social Security card that they have, provided that the addresses are different. They excepted families in which the parents and children all have the same last name as being too Americanized to be allowed this special non-citizen privilege. Senator Hillary Clinton immediately clarified that the ruling only applies to illegal aliens who are on welfare, and who vote for John
F. Kerry (who was awarded three Purple Hearts in Viet Nam).
Jimmy Carter announced that since only fraudulent voting practices could possibly elect George Bush (who has friends in the oil industry), he will invite France, North Korea, and Iran to oversee the nationwide vote re-count if John F. Kerry (who was awarded three Purple Hearts in Viet Nam) is not elected.
Ralph Nader was allegedly seen last night wandering the streets of downtown Biloxi muttering "What about me? What about me? What about me?"
Peter Jennings announced today that he has DNA evidence that Pontius Pilate was a direct ancestor of George W. Bush (who has friends in the oil industry). He also has papers showing that Dick
Cheney still receives an annuity from the company that manufactured the nails used in the Crucifixion. John Kerry told a cheering crowd of morons that he had a plan to prevent future crucifixions of
saviors, but that his plan was a secret.
The anti-business wing of the democratic party praised his secret plan in the hopes that he would increase taxes on nail companies until they move to China.
And last but not least, MoveOn.org has a story on its website which claims that the Republican Party, guided over the centuries by ancestors of Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan, is in reality a secret society which has been working to undermine world equality by planning and creating the Great Plague, World War One, the Depression, the Holocaust, World War Two, the Korean War, the
Vietnam War (in case you didn't know, John F. Kerry was awarded three Purple Hearts in Viet Nam)-11, the death of Lacy Peterson, Michael Jackson's face, AIDS, and the pending implosion of Social
Security.
Spontaneous demonstrations are planned for the weekend preceding the election. Charles Rangel and Nancy Pelosi have called for an independent investigation to be completed by Al Gore as soon
as he gets back on his medications.
Devildog News Service Comment: This letter was written by Lt. Kevin Brown,
USMC, a Marine Cobra pilot and 2001 graduate of the United States Naval
Academy. He expresses a basic thought that is becoming a common thread in
emails sent by those serving in Iraq.
Those who are serving there are smart enough to detect a basic fallacy in
the words of many. Simply stated, one cannot say that one is supporting the
troops in Iraq while saying that one does not support what they are doing.
In the words of Lieutenant Brown, "you cannot both support the troops and
protest their mission".
What they see coming is another version of Vietnam...eventually the charade
will be played to its natural conclusion and neither the troops nor what
they are doing will be supported. With the rug pulled out, they will then
become a latter day version of the Vietnam Veteran. Those who had the
Vietnam experience know exactly what I mean. It is our duty to do our best
to make certain that it doesn't happen to our successors. Which, of course,
is why this email, one that was provided by a major retired Marine circuit,
is forwarded to so many.
What they are also seeing is that a large segment of the public has
forgotten who attacked whom on 9/11 and who suffered more casualties that
day than were suffered on 7 December 1941.
JDL
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Dad, you asked me what I would say to America from Iraq on 9/11 if I had a
podium and a microphone. I have thought about it, and here is my response.
Your Son,
Kevin
September 11, 2004
Dear America,
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand
ready to do violence on their behalf." -George Orwell
The Marine Corps is tired. I guess I should not say that, as I have no
authority or responsibility to speak for the Marine Corps as a whole, and my
opinions are mine alone. I will rephrase: this Marine is tired. I write
this piece from the sands of Iraq, west of Baghdad, at three a.m., but I am
not tired of the sand. I am neither tired of long days, nor of flying and
fighting. I am not tired of the food, though it does not taste quite right.
I am not tired of the heat; I am not tried of the mortars that
occasionally fall on my base. I am not tired of Marines dying, though all
Marines, past and present, mourn the loss of every brother and sister that
is killed; death is a part of combat and every warrior knows that going into
battle. One dead Marine is too many, but we give more than we take, and
unlike our enemies, we fight with honor. I am not tired of the missions or
the people; I have only been here a month, after all. I am, however, tired
of the hypocrisy and short-sightedness that seems to have gripped so many of
my countrymen and the media. I am tired of political rhetoric that misses
the point, and mostly I am tired of people "not getting it."
Three years ago I was sitting in a classroom at Quantico, Virginia, while
attending the Marine Corps Basic Officer Course, learning about the finer
points of land navigation. Our Commanding Officer interrupted the class to
inform us that some planes had crashed in New York and Washington D.C., and
that he would return when he knew more. Tears welled in the eyes of the
Lieutenant on my right while class continued, albeit with an audience that
was not very focused; his sister lived in New York and worked at the World
Trade Center. We broke for lunch, though instead of going to the chow hall
proceeded to a small pizza and sub joint which had a television. Slices of
pizza sat cold in front of us as we watched the same vivid images that you
watched on September 11, 2001. I look back on that moment now and realize
even then I grasped, at some level, that the events of that day would alter
both my military career and my country forever. Though I did not know that
three years later, to the day, I would be flying combat missions in Iraq as
an AH-1W Super Cobra pilot, I did understand that a war had just begun, on
television for the world to see, and that my classmates and I would fight
that war. After lunch we were told to go to our rooms, clean our weapons
and pack our gear for possible deployment to the Pentagon to augment
perimeter security. The parting words of the order were to make sure we
packed gloves, in case we had to handle bodies.
The first Marine killed in Operation Iraqi Freedom was in my company at The
Basic School, and was sitting in that land navigation class on September 11.
He fought bravely, led from the front, and was killed seizing an oil
refinery on the opening day of the war. His heroism made my emergency
procedure memorization for the T-34 primary flight school trainer seem quite
insignificant. This feeling of frustration was shared by all of the student
pilots, but we continued to press on. As one instructor pointed out to us,
"You will fight this war, not me. Make sure that you are prepared when you
get there." He was right; my classmates from Pensacola are here beside me,
flying every day in support of the Marines on the ground. That instructor
has since retired, but I believe he has retired knowing that he made a
contribution to the greatest country in the history of the world, the United
States of America.
Many of you will read that statement and balk at its apparently presumptuous
and arrogant nature, and perhaps be tempted to stop reading right here. I
would ask that you keep going, for I did not say that Americans are better
than anyone else, for I do not believe that to be the case. I did not say
that our country, its leaders, military or intelligence services are perfect
or have never made mistakes, because throughout history they have, and will
continue to do so, despite their best efforts. The Nation is more than the
sum of its citizens and leaders, more than its history, present, or future;
a nation has contemporary values which change as its leaders change, but it
also has timeless character, ideals forged with the blood and courage of
patriots. To quote the Pledge of Allegiance, our nation was founded "under
God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." As Americans, we have
more freedom than we can handle sometimes.
If you are an atheist you might have a problem with that whole "under God"
part; if you are against liberating the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Asia,
all of Europe (twice), and the former Soviet bloc, then perhaps the "liberty
and justice for all" section might leave you fuming. Our Nation, throughout
its history, has watered the seeds of democracy on many continents, with
blood, even when the country was in disagreement about those decisions.
Disagreement is a wonderful thing. To disagree with your neighbors and your
government is at the very heart of freedom. Citizens have disagreed about
every important and controversial decision made by their leaders throughout
history. Truman had the courage to drop two nuclear weapons in order to end
the largest war in history, and then, by his actions, prevented the Soviets
from extinguishing the light of democracy in Eastern Europe, Berlin.
Lincoln preserved our country through civil war; Reagan knew in his heart
that freedom is a more powerful weapon than oppression. Leaders are paid to
make difficult, sometimes controversial decisions. History will judge the
success of their actions and the purity of their intent in a way that is
impossible at the present moment. In your disagreement and debate about the
current conflict, however, be very careful that you do not jeopardize your
nation or those who serve. The best time to use your freedom of speech to
debate difficult decisions is before they are made, not when the lives of
your countrymen are on the line.
Cherish your civil rights; I know that after having been in Iraq for only
one month I have a new appreciation for mine. You have the right to say
that you "support the troops" but oppose the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.
You have the right to vote for Senator John Kerry because you believe that
he has an exit strategy for Iraq, or because you just cannot stand President
Bush. You have the right to vote for President George W. Bush if you believe
that he has done a good job over the last four years. You might even decide
that you do not want to vote at all and would rather avoid the issues as
much as possible. That is certainly your option, and doing nothing is the
only option for many people in this world.
It is not my place, nor am I allowed by the Uniformed Code of Military
Justice, to tell you how to vote. But I can explain to you the truth about
what is going on around you. We know, and have known from the beginning,
that the ultimate success or failure of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, as
well as the future of those countries, rests solely on the shoulders of the
Iraqi and Afghani people. If someone complains that we should not have gone
to war with Saddam Hussein, that our intelligence was bad, that President
Bush's motives were impure, then take the appropriate action. Exercise your
right to vote for Senator Kerry, but please stop complaining about something
that happened over a year ago. The decision to deploy our military in Iraq
and Afghanistan is in the past, and while I believe that it is important to
the democratic process for our nation to analyze the decisions of our
leadership in order to avoid repeating mistakes, it is far more important to
focus on the future. The question of which candidate will "get us out of
Iraq sooner" should not be a consideration in your mind. YOU SHOULD NOT
WANT US OUT OF IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN SOONER. There is only one coherent exit
strategy that will make our time here worthwhile and validate the sacrifice
of so many of our countrymen. There is only one strategy that has a chance
of promoting peace and stabilizing the Middle East. It is the exit strategy
of both candidates, though voiced with varying volumes and differing degrees
of clarity. I will speak of Iraq because that is where I am, though I feel
the underlying principle applies to both Iraq and Afghanistan.
The American military must continue to help train and support the Iraqi
Police, National Guard, and Armed Forces. We must continue to give them
both responsibility and the authority with which to carry out those
responsibilities, so that they eventually can kill or capture the former
regime elements and foreign terrorists that are trying to create a radical,
oppressive state. We must continue to repair the infrastructure that we
damaged during the conflict, and improve the infrastructure that was
insufficient when Saddam was in power. We should welcome and encourage
partners in the coalition but recognize that many will choose the path of
least resistance and opt out; many of our traditional allies have been
doing this for years and it should not surprise us. We must respect the
citizens of Iraq and help them to understand the meaning of basic human
rights, for those are something the average Iraqi has never experienced. We
must be respectful of our cultural and religious differences. We must help
the Iraqis develop national pride, and most importantly, we must leave this
country better than we found it, at the right time, with a chance of success
so that its people will have an opportunity to forge their own destiny. We
must do all of these things as quickly and efficiently as possible so that
we are not seen as occupiers, but rather liberators and helpers. We must
communicate this to the world as clearly and frequently as possible, both
with words and actions.
If we leave before these things are done, then Iraq will fall into anarchy
and possibly plunge the Middle East into another war. The ability of the
United States to conduct foreign policy will be severely, and perhaps
permanently, degraded. Terrorism will increase, both in America and around
the world, as America will have demonstrated that it is not interested in
building and helping, only destroying. If we run or exit early, we prove to
our enemies that terror is more powerful and potent than freedom. Many
nations, like Spain, have already affirmed this in the minds of the
terrorists. Our failure, and its consequences, will be squarely on our
shoulders as a nation. It will be our fault. If we stay the course and
Iraq or Afghanistan falls into civil war on its own, then our hands are
clean. As a citizen of the United States and a U.S. Marine, I will be able
to sleep at night with nothing on my conscience, for I know that I, and my
country, have done as much as we could for these people. If we leave early,
I will not be able to live with myself, and neither should you. The blood
will be on our hands, the failure on our watch.
The bottom line is this: Republican or Democrat, approve or disapprove of
the decision to go to war, you need to support our efforts here. You cannot
both support the troops and protest their mission. Every time the parent of
a fallen Marine gets on CNN with a photo, accusing President Bush of
murdering his son, the enemy wins a strategic victory. I cannot begin to
comprehend the grief he feels at the death of his son, but he dishonors the
memory of my brave brother who paid the ultimate price. That Marine
volunteered to serve, just like the rest of us. No one here was drafted. I
am proud of my service and that of my peers. I am ashamed of that parent's
actions, and I pray to God that if I am killed my parents will stand with
pride before the cameras and reaffirm their belief that my life and
sacrifice mattered; they loved me dearly and they firmly support the
military and its mission in Iraq and Afghanistan. With that statement, they
communicate very clearly to our enemies around the world that America is
united, that we cannot be intimidated by kidnappings, decapitations and
torture, and that we care enough about the Afghani and Iraqi people to give
them a chance at democracy and basic human rights. Do not support those
that seek failure for us, or seek to trivialize the sacrifices made here.
Do not make the deaths of your countrymen be in vain. Communicate to your
media and elected officials that you are behind us and our mission. Send
letters and encouragement to those who are deployed. When you meet a person
that serves you, whether in the armed forces, police, or fire department,
show them respect. Thank the spouses around you every day, raising children
alone, whose loved ones are deployed. Remember not only those that have
paid the ultimate price, but the veterans that bear the physical and
emotional scars of defending your freedom. At the very least, follow your
mother's advice. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at
all." Do not give the enemy a foothold in our Nation's public opinion. He
rejoices at Fahrenheit 9/11 and applauds every time an American slams our
efforts. The military can succeed here so long as American citizens support
us wholeheartedly.
Sleep well on this third anniversary of 9/11, America. Rough men are
standing ready to do violence on your behalf. Many of your sons and
daughters volunteered to stand watch for you. Not just rough men- the
infantry, the Marine grunts, the Special Operations Forces- but lots of
eighteen and nineteen year old kids, teenagers, who are far away from home,
serving as drivers, supply clerks, analysts, and mechanics. They all have
stories, families, and dreams. They miss you, love you, and are putting
their lives on the line for you. Do not make their time here, their
sacrifice, a waste. Support them, and their mission.
IRAQ - VERY INTERESTING - DID YOU KNOW?
1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq.





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