| What's your name? Benjamin Osborne Do ya have a nickname? How'd ya get it? Moonshine. Lotsa folks say I'se got eyes da color a' da moon...I think it's cuz of me real small drinkin' problem. An' only me sistah, Script, gets away wit callin' me Ben. What do ya look like? I'se tall, 'bout 5'11". I'se built, and me sistah calls me "cuddly"...whateva' dat means... What color is your hair? I'se gots short, coily auburn hair, kinda like Script's. I don't like how me hair coils. It makes me look like I ain't tough. What color are yer eyes? Green. And dae's big. Plus I got long eyelashes. What about your past? What was it like? No criminal records or anythin' right? Well, I'se one yea' oldah den Script. But she nevah knew about me, cuz when I was born, me faddah thought dat I wasn't his, or sumptin' like that. So I was sent to live wit me aunt (me muddah's sistah) in Manhattan. Been hea' in New Yawk evah since, dat's why I'se got an accent and Script don't. Anyway, when Aunt Addie died, I was too old ta go to an orphanage, so I just lived on the streets. One day I crashed into dis goil when I was runnin' from da bulls, and it toined out dat goil was me long-lost sistah, Josephine. So, aftah a few days a' catchin' up, she convinced me to come stay wit her at da Lodging house...so here I am. What about your personality? What's it like? I'se kinda quiet, and tend ta keep to me self. But I'se friendly and easy ta talk to. And when I do talk, Script says dat I'm a smart- a**, but I'se don' think so...I'se jis a little sarcastic sometimes is all. I dunno what else...Script thinks I should be more open, but dat ain't my style. Do ya have any family still alive? Related ta anyone I know? Yeah, me sistah Script. And Me faddah and step-muddah, apparently, but dae don' really mattah. Me and Script get along great, you'se can tell we'se related. But I ain't as annoyin' as she is ::gets smacked in the shoulder by Script:: OW! Are ya gonna have any admirers hangin' around? Naw, I'se don' gotta goil...but I'se lookin'... Is dere anythin' else I need ta know before ya join da LH? Any weird habits or hobbies? Umm... well...I'se got a little bit of a problem... ya see, I sorta fond a' da drink. I ain't too bad, but Script gets afta me a lot cuz a' it. But uddah den dat, I'se pretty OK. ::Script whispers something to him:: Oh, an' Script wants me tah say dat I can sing. There I said it, happy? Back To The Profiles Back To The Main Page |
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