"What kind of moron sets the table without looking at the bowls?" - Armand Goldman (Robin Williams)of The Birdcage
"You can major in business management or accounting." - Sally Struthers
"Before I sink into the big sleep, I want to hear the scream of the butterfly." -The Doors - When The Music's Over
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky." - Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
"Save the planet! (Kill yourself)"
"Resistance is futile." - Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan) of Star Trek: Voyager
"You're a woman, Seven!" - EMH (Robert Picardo) of ST: V
"Is that an observation or a diagnosis?" - Seven of Nine
"People only see what they are prepared to see." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." - Albert Einstein
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." - Douglas Adams
"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense." - Chapman Cohen
"Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - Ambrose Bierce
"Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce
"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"We have met the enemy and it is us." - Walt Kelly
"Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the day we're born." - Gary Mark Gilmore
"That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he can create it, for life is the miracle, the inexplicable. In the act of destruction, man sets himself above life; he transcends himself as a creature. Thus, the ultimate choice for a man, inasmuch as he is driven to transcend himself, is to create or to destroy, to love or to hate." - Erich Fromm in The Sane Society
"I never let schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
"Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable."
"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl.'" - Shirley Chisholm
"There are no facts, only interpretations." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." - Voltaire
"No legacy is so rich as honesty." - William Shakespeare
"You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?'" - George Bernard Shaw
"Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." - Harvey Fierstein
"Nunc scio quit sit amor." - Vergil
"Do not go gentle into that good night." - Dylan Thomas
"Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions." - David Borenstein, January 28, 2000
"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god." - Aristotle in Politics
"To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet." - Charles Caleb Colton
"Thinking: The talking of the soul with itself." - Plato
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad." - Aldous Huxley
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." - Oscar Wilde
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." - Bertrand Russell
"Wisdom begins in wonder." - Socrates
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates
"'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' -- that is all
Ye know on Earth, and all ye need to know." -John Keats
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde
"He was a wise man who invented God." - Plato
"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated." - Ambrose Bierce (The Devil's Dictionary)
"Birth: The first and direst of all disasters." - Ambrose Bierce (The Devil's Dictionary)
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible." - Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert Einstein
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." - Albert Einstein
"What business is it of yours if I love you?" - Goethe
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." - Heraclitus
"I had a dream my life would be different from this hell I am living, so different from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed." - Victor Hugo
"To us, the moment 8:17 A.M. means something - something very important, if it happens to be the starting time of our daily train. To our ancestors, such an odd eccentric instant was without significance - did not even exist. In inventing the locomotive, Watt and Stevenson were part inventors of time." - Aldous Huxley
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley
"The educational system in large states will always be mediocre at best, for the same reason that the cooking in large kitchens is at best mediocre." Nietzsche
"The thought of suicide is a great source of comfort: with it a calm passage is to be made across many a night." - Nietzsche
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true." - Nietzsche
"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live." - Dorothy Parker
"So that's what Hell is: I'd never have believed it...Do you remember, brimstone, the stake, the gridiron?...What a joke! No need of a gridiron, Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre
"Everybody's just gotta keep fucking til we're all the same color." - Senator Jay Billington Bulworth (Warren Beatty) from Bulworth
