| Theorem on Salary Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers, teachers, programmers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales personnel. This theorem can be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three assumptions:- 1. Knowledge is power (Knowledge = Power) 2. Time is money (Time = Money) 3. Power = Work/Time (as every physics student is forced to learn) So, Knowledge = Power = Work/Time Since, Time = Money, Knowledge = Work/Money Solving for Money, we get MONEY = WORK/KNOWLEDGE Thus, as knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. |