| Gurdeep's Stuff and Nonsense |
| The following articles were sent by Gurdeep Singh Boparoy from Down Under |
| JOKES TRANSLATED FROM PUNJABI Anything and everything under the Punjab sun. (Just try translating, "Kapil Dev da jawab nahin.") |
| QUOTABLE QUOTES FROM GURD If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. Don't be irreplacable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. |
| RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES IN A NUTSHELL Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Isconism: Shit happens Hare Krsna Ding Dong. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. |
| WHY MEN ARE PROUD If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friends. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming. |