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| You know you are a Habesha when... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you show up for your prom/or a party in your father's Taxi | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you have at least 3 relatives that drive a cab | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you have at least 2 realative that work in a rental car place | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you have at least 2 realative that work in a parking lot | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you have at least 2 realatives that work in a gas station | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you have at least 1 realative live in America illegally | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you fight over who pays the liquor bill | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you show up to school or work, smelling like wett | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you say things like "what did he said" or "what did I did" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| if you pronounce the word world as worlid | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you asked by Americans, if you having a seizure while you do your culture dance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| your parents drink Ouzo or Areqi | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| your parents tell you how everything is better back home than it is here ex, water/food | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| your paper says you are 5 years younger than you actually are | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you listen to the same Amarigna tape everyday for 6 month straight | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you can't recive a phone call after 9pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you show up to a party at 11pm, when it started ar 8pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you put your hands up when you fight, but you only use your head in the fight | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you drop food in the floor, and you just wipe it and eat it | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you do a hundred dollar grocery shopping off coupons and food stamps | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you have a picture of yourself, when you were younger and your afro was bigger than your head | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you always try to get a discount at a store, even if the item is on sale | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| anytime you see someone you know, u kiss them 3 times | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| be cousins with your next door neighbor | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| if you talk about bad about someone when they're not around | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| if you say in your head "Inezih tikuroch indew ayeee" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||