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| My name is Kebede, and I have a Problems... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ab | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here's a list of my problems... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm a man and still hold hands with another man | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I think that every person with a light skin is "FERENJ" (white) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I think I can go back home and "buy" me a wife | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I don't see myself as black... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Whereever I go, I eat with my hands | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I belive that Haile Selassie is the holiest and greatest king that ever lived | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There's a couple of haile Selassie's portraits hanging on my living room wall | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I suffer from malnutration where injera is not available... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I go to a shoe store, here in US, and ask for size 42 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I also belive I have solutions for all the problems back home | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Every place I frequent is abesha owned | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I put my cell phone where everybody can see it | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Everybody I know and talk to is abesha | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm not comfortable with the idea of women's rights | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I have a heavy accent... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I always miscommunicate with customer service representatives here in the us | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I never admit to having problems getting my point across... in English that is | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When I don't understand what is being said to me, I play it off... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I belive that abesha are the most beautiful people in the world | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I think Ethiopia is the only coutry with proud history | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I always talk shit about the political situation in Ethiopia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The parking lot at my apartment complex looks like a Honda/Toyota dealership | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I am here to get help... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Disclaimer: This article is purely fictional. Any similarities to real life events or people are purely coincidental. There is no harm intended by this article. Nothing personal my people...Just Jokin'...Just kiddin'...Just Playin'... AB |
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