Brent Hardy

Ms. Speer

World Lit II

February 2, 2004

The New Germany

            Times are hard in America. The country is at war with terrorism. We have suffered a tragic attack on our own soil at the hands of Islamic fundamentalists. Our brutal yet righteous retaliation brought on the scorn of the rest of the free world- those who aren’t so sycophantic in their desire to follow that they would blindly venture even into the pits of hell. We have suffered economic crises and the national debt is approaching a level which we had never dreamed possible. There is only one thing that a Patriotic American™ can do in a situation like this.

            Hate people who aren’t like him.

            That’s right, it’s all their fault. Black people, Latinos, Jews, Muslims, Pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians, liberals, and gypsies are all responsible for this detriment to the leader of truth and justice on the world stage. Each in turn have had some part to play in the weakening of God’s chosen instrument on earth.

            The Black people and Latinos are responsible for the confusion of languages, just like the Tower of Babel in the olden days. Muslims and Pagans are responsible for taking attention away from the One True God by their talk of other ways and other gods. The abortionists and feminists, gays and lesbians, have confused the genders and taken away our breeding stock that produced pure, holy white Christian children, our only instrument of insuring that the world will one day be perfect. The Jews are responsible for the economic crisis, with their habits of hoarding money. They also help the other groups by confusing the religions and killing good white Christian babies with their heretical practice of Blood Libel, a proven annual event in which Jews ritually crucify a Christian baby. This entire conspiracy was instigated by one source, though. There is a gypsy curse on America.

            There is no other way to explain it. The gypsies are masterminding the entirety of the liberal movement. They have cursed America with their voodoo evil eye and are causing what should be normal, pureblooded American capitalists to become the things which Jesus did not intend Americans to become when he wrote the Constitution. Patriotism and religious zealotry truly are one, and those that would say otherwise are nothing but heretics and gypsy-lovers.

            This was why Hitler started the Holocaust. He realized that these political undesirables would be the fall of his otherwise glorious Christian empire. By being not like the rest of the masses, liberals and the others would detract from the simple, ascetic uniformity of German life. He tried to cleanse his nation with fire, but the already-tainted Allies saw to his downfall. By protecting the Jews and gypsies, homosexuals and abortionists, America sold it’s soul to the devil and destroyed the best chance for God’s kingdom on earth- one free of all that aren’t like us.

            Oppression of the masses is the key. If we can stifle new thoughts, there will never be anything that can catch us off our guard. New ideas are never of any real use except to the ones in charge anyway. If we can stop creativity and the imagination, if we can supplant the spark of inspiration and the blindingly beautiful moment of epiphany with a mind-numbing alternative, we can fool the ignorant masses into obedience. Just like Huxley’s soma, the television has already dimmed the minds of America’s greatest. They will never know the words of the great poets, they will never truly come to understand Shakespeare, and they will never hear the Voice of God at the conception of an original thought. The medium through which a societal perfection can be obtained is set into place. It is slowly rotting the creative thought out of Americans. The love of diversity and knowledge is slowly dying, and someone only need take charge to eliminate the rest of the clutter from our political landscape.

            We are making great strides toward this perfection now. The current political regime sees the goal clearly. In Alabama they recent dropped debate over extraneous liberal education spending to attack those wretched queers. They live their lives in defiance of the laws of the land, and we should do anything possible to put them in their places, especially if it comes at the cost of that fancy thinking our schools are teaching. On a national front, we pay no attention to the little political intrigues and economic fiascos and instead attack the wetbacks and towelheads. We can only do so much at the current pace, though, before drastic measures must be taken to bring America back to it’s pristine beauty.

            We could try mandatory abortions for all the not-white people out there, but that’s too expensive and gives them too much credit. The cheaper alternative is to beat them in the stomachs with baseball bats. This, however, is too time consuming. And since the queers and dykes don’t reproduce, and some people actually fight for the rights to kill their unborn babies. All the while the liberals say that our diversity is what makes us strong. Our different heritages all give us different perspectives, or so they say. In actuality, we must be uniform in thought and deed.

            I have come to realize that there is only one solution. Let’s put on our jack boots and leather jackets and heat up the ovens. We will march in the streets with a uniformity unseen since the days of Hitler. We will burn the books with heretical ideas and gas the bastards that would dare try to deter America’s ambition of a global-scale Divine Providence.    Forget the liberal nay-sayers that proclaim that we have thrown out of devotion to Truth and Justice to worship Mammon. They are only trying to detract you from your holy crusade against the debauched evils found in modern America. Hate the sin, love the sinner. The love of money is the root of all evil, but the love of the power that money brings to spread the word of your god is nothing short of holy. This is what makes us just and true. Together we can erase the mistakes of liberalism and leftist thinking. The forefathers of this country failed because they did not realize how far liberalism would go, but we could witness the conception a new order of the ages. Annuit Coeptus, Novus Ordo Seclorum!