| Chapter 4
britt7_upyrs: Welcome! britt7_upyrs: How's everyonne doing on this fine evening? britt7_upyrs: *- an n britt7_upyrs: lol Hardyparty: fabulous britt7_upyrs: I can't type! Hardyparty: did you like the scary frog? britt7_upyrs: Me too! britt7_upyrs: yes vampy_chick_al: Wonderful. There's no scary frog, Brent. Hardyparty: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.incubus.pt.vu/&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dincubus%2Bworld%26hl%3Den luckybwb: hello Hardyparty: yes there is! Hardyparty: it's horrible Hardyparty: i'll have nightmares vampy_chick_al: Okay. vampy_chick_al: I just got an incubus page. No frog. vampy_chick_al: Where'd Brittnay go? Hardyparty: shit! Hardyparty: i got a scary frog! vampy_chick_al: Well, I didn't. Hardyparty: lucky, how's it hangin? luckybwb: good britt7_upyrs: Thanks! Hardyparty: you're welcome luckybwb: whats the button i mash to make this full screen Hardyparty: mine's down and to the left Hardyparty: double click on the top bar luckybwb: thanks vampy_chick_al: Done Hardyparty: you're welcome luckybwb: hello MARY britt7_upyrs: Hmmm...Mash...i love Alan Alda! luckybwb: BRITTNAY luckybwb: BRENYT britt7_upyrs: yes luckybwb: BRENT Hardyparty: i like big butts and i cannot lie britt7_upyrs: RYAN Hardyparty: MARRY britt7_upyrs: LUCKY britt7_upyrs: lolololol luckybwb: YOU OTHER BROTHERES CANT DENIE britt7_upyrs: MERRY Hardyparty: MERRY SEXMAS! luckybwb: THATS not nice luckybwb: lol luckybwb: :) Hardyparty: i have a great idea! Hardyparty: let's all have one big orgy! britt7_upyrs: ok vampy_chick_al: Get my name right, yo, or I'll kick all your asses. vampy_chick_al: Yes, O Wonderful One? Hardyparty: yes, dearest britt7_upyrs: Sorry, mar luckybwb: mary shut -up luckybwb: ok dude Hardyparty: don't make me boot your ass out of here britt7_upyrs: Can i call you Mar.? vampy_chick_al: We're not having an orgy. The mechanics are all wrong. vampy_chick_al: Yes, Britt, you can call me Mar. britt7_upyrs: LOL! I love you guys! vampy_chick_al: Who, me? vampy_chick_al: Ryan, don't you tell me to shut up! Hardyparty: yeah, but we might be able to make it work luckybwb: yes i agree with mary inm like the 1ST time britt7_upyrs: I think he was speaking to Cath. Hardyparty: lol luckybwb: MAR Hardyparty: hee vampy_chick_al: Who's Cath? Hardyparty: CATH THE INVINCIBLE! britt7_upyrs: No, i was only granted right to Mar. vampy_chick_al: You can't call me Mar, Ryan. Hardyparty: i love you all! Hardyparty: sings a song for vampy_chick_al britt7_upyrs: As do I! Hardyparty: sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want" luckybwb: ITS A FREE CYBER SPACE mar Hardyparty: sings a song for vampy_chick_al vampy_chick_al: Only Britt and B may call me Mar. britt7_upyrs: Wonders what the song is vampy_chick_al: What the fuck are you talking about, Ryan? britt7_upyrs: I am a bitch! Hardyparty: i'm a lover vampy_chick_al: You are B. That's your online name until I change it to Bitch. luckybwb: shut up mary ok just shut up and wel all be happy Hardyparty: senora had STFU on the board today vampy_chick_al: No, we won't vampy_chick_al: Also, I never shut up. vampy_chick_al: For what? luckybwb: just shut-up vampy_chick_al: NO! luckybwb: yes luckybwb: I HAVE A VIRUS britt7_upyrs: No, we wont! If she quits talking, that decent conversation might cease!\ luckybwb: and it says hello mary Hardyparty: fuck off bitch britt7_upyrs: I haven't a clue in hell what i typed! luckybwb: want to meat MR.MELTDOWN britt7_upyrs: yeah vampy_chick_al: Ryan, shut up and go away. luckybwb: im talkin to MARY britt7_upyrs: Ask him what is is a/s/l. britt7_upyrs: I want to have his children! luckybwb: NOPE IM A NICE PERSON AND YOU START STUFF Hardyparty: i want to have children luckybwb: now shut up vampy_chick_al: You don't have a virus. If you do have a virus I'll call the FBI right now and they'll be there within the hour to take your comp Hardyparty: but i can't bear them in the u.s. luckybwb: okie dokie MAR..... Hardyparty: only in europe vampy_chick_al: No. vampy_chick_al: Go to hell. vampy_chick_al: Hee. Brent. Hardyparty: i'm going straight to hell vampy_chick_al: What is a/s/l, Ryan? britt7_upyrs: Ryan, what type of virus is it? vampy_chick_al: Yes, but we knew that. Hardyparty: just like my momma sa--aid luckybwb: MARY SAY YOUR SORRY AND WELL CALL IT A truce vampy_chick_al: I'm not sorry. Hardyparty: YOU'LL CALL IT A truce? luckybwb: its secret Hardyparty: the child? vampy_chick_al: Wait--you believe in hell? Hardyparty: nope! luckybwb: MY FRIEND MADE IT vampy_chick_al: What the fuck do I have to be sorry for? Hardyparty: hell? Hardyparty: your friend made hell? Hardyparty: that's interesting britt7_upyrs: Wow, could we do lunch? vampy_chick_al: Your friend is Satan? britt7_upyrs: I'd like to meet him. vampy_chick_al: Wow. luckybwb: nope luckybwb: brent luckybwb: stay out of this luckybwb: lol Hardyparty: god was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains, and i had to eat him luckybwb: im jokin vampy_chick_al: Could we do lunch? That'd be pretty damn cool. vampy_chick_al: Stay out of what? Hardyparty: i made hell? vampy_chick_al: Our friendly conversation? britt7_upyrs: Sorry! Hardyparty: i wasn't even aware! vampy_chick_al: Hee. Brent. luckybwb: mary YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK GOOD BYE luckybwb: YEAH Hardyparty: STFU vampy_chick_al: Wow! And we've already done lunch with you! britt7_upyrs: I am the interior decorator of hell! Hardyparty: not quite luckybwb: well brent how did you get this ''hell thing britt7_upyrs: I had lunch with the creator of hell! Hardyparty: i'm way too gay to give up the interior decorating thing luckybwb: MY FRIEND DIDNT MAKE THAT vampy_chick_al: I'm not the weakest link. You might be. luckybwb: he made a virus Hardyparty: i love drama! Hardyparty: AND THESE BOOBS AREN'T MINE! vampy_chick_al: Yay Britt! Interior decorators are cool. britt7_upyrs: ME TOO! luckybwb: yes you are mary luckybwb: face the facts britt7_upyrs: Yeah, they are. vampy_chick_al: No. vampy_chick_al: Whee! vampy_chick_al: What facts? Hardyparty: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCHES AND LISTEN TO ME luckybwb: you say im sorry and this ends britt7_upyrs: i have facts for ya! vampy_chick_al: There are facts? luckybwb: if not ....... Hardyparty: DON'T MAKE ME GO POSTAL ON YOUR ASSES vampy_chick_al: Okay, you're sorry. britt7_upyrs: I am listenin' babe Hardyparty: STOP NOW vampy_chick_al: Yes, Brent? I'm listening. luckybwb: mar SHUT UP Hardyparty: THAT'S IT luckybwb: im done vampy_chick_al: Why does he keep telling me to shut up? Hardyparty: NO MORE MR. NICE QUEEN britt7_upyrs: With what? Hardyparty: STOP IT NOW! britt7_upyrs: I haven't a clue! luckybwb: lets all make a TRUCE Hardyparty: now, can we just sit down and have a civil conversation britt7_upyrs: lol, there are no nice queens. Hardyparty: without any death threats and inane suggestions of fictional computer viruses luckybwb: I AGREE vampy_chick_al: Is he gonna tell me to shut up again? britt7_upyrs: Let's talk about the hazelnut! Hardyparty: stop screaming now vampy_chick_al: That sounds nice. vampy_chick_al: Hazelnut? luckybwb: ok vampy_chick_al: Okay. Hardyparty: i found the best hot tea Hardyparty: it's a berry blend luckybwb: mary well are you tyin out for drum major luckybwb: guess what brittnay luckybwb: tolberts movin to BASE DRUM vampy_chick_al: What kind? vampy_chick_al: Ew. I don't like berry blend. vampy_chick_al: He can't. Mrs. Brooks said so. Today, remember. And there's no need to yell. Hardyparty: i don't drink it britt7_upyrs: I wish i played base drum1 Hardyparty: i just hold the warm mug and smell it britt7_upyrs: ! Hardyparty: i miss my base drum! britt7_upyrs: lol britt7_upyrs: Yeah. vampy_chick_al: You're weird, Brent. In a good way. Hardyparty: i know vampy_chick_al: I know you do. vampy_chick_al: So it smells good? luckybwb: nope Hardyparty: very good vampy_chick_al: Hee. luckybwb: mrs brooks talked to him privatley britt7_upyrs: brb luckybwb: and she wrote a note and tolberts is in base drum heaven vampy_chick_al: Mmm. I envy you and your good-smelling tea. Hardyparty: i love the BASS drum luckybwb: well t does smell ''toasty'' Hardyparty: it is so fun to me vampy_chick_al: There's a special heaven for bass drummers? Hardyparty: but it's not as good as my tympani, which i miss desparately vampy_chick_al: What smells toasty? What are you talking about? luckybwb: maqry dont act no more dumb than what you are. vampy_chick_al: We miss you, too. vampy_chick_al: I'm not dumb. Hardyparty: RYAN, YOU MESS WITH MARY, YOU MESS WITH ME Hardyparty: YOU ARE NOW MEETING YOUR PRECIOUS MR. IGGY vampy_chick_al: I want to know what the hell you are talking about. It's an honest question. luckybwb: nope luckybwb: im sorry luckybwb: i bow down luckybwb: im sorry luckybwb: mary is awesome luckybwb: im sorry vampy_chick_al: TIMES TWO Hardyparty: BLOOD WILL RAIN DOWN LIKE FIRE luckybwb: ok am i igonored Hardyparty: IF HE DOESN'T STOP PISSING ME OFF luckybwb: im sooooooo sorry brent luckybwb: im sorry mary luckybwb: im sorry vampy_chick_al: AND LO, THE RIVERS WILL RUN RED UPON THE FIRMAMENT Hardyparty: i'll take him off ignore Hardyparty: someday Hardyparty: maybe vampy_chick_al: Is this it? Hey, I found my font again. britt7_upyrs: i am back Hardyparty: hurrah! vampy_chick_al: Okay. Me too. vampy_chick_al: Heh. Hardyparty: read what's happened vampy_chick_al: Want me to do the blood bit again in red? vampy_chick_al: Yay! Hardyparty: and convey any messages from the liar truce-boy vampy_chick_al: Make it more impressive. Hardyparty: nah, the moment's passed vampy_chick_al: Eh, you're right. Hardyparty: the rainbow font is really not conductive to my sounding angry, is it? britt7_upyrs: Did I miss the "moment"? Hardyparty: yep vampy_chick_al: It was a good moment. britt7_upyrs: I'm afraid not. Hardyparty: scroll up and read what transpired vampy_chick_al: No. No, not really. And yes you did. luckybwb: IM SORRY EVERYONE vampy_chick_al: Red is scarier. luckybwb: i SURRENDER Hardyparty: yeah, it is luckybwb: i give up mary luckybwb: you win vampy_chick_al: Watch. I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!! vampy_chick_al: See? luckybwb: and you do to mary you win Hardyparty: yay! Hardyparty: i like to eat children! britt7_upyrs: That was amusing! Hardyparty: is he saying anything Hardyparty: ? luckybwb: now is MR.IGGY GOING AWAY vampy_chick_al: Yes. Yes, it was. britt7_upyrs: I was eating the cake i made and almost choked! vampy_chick_al: Ew. britt7_upyrs: Yeah! vampy_chick_al: Kazaa is slower than many Christmases. vampy_chick_al: Aww, poor Britt. vampy_chick_al: Please convey these messages to us. luckybwb: am i ignored nymore Hardyparty: yeah, but it's worth is britt7_upyrs: ? Hardyparty: it Hardyparty: we're both ignoring ryan as his punishment for breaking the truce britt7_upyrs: Yeah, and the cake is yummy! vampy_chick_al: The messages of liar-truce-boy, whom we have ignored with our almighty powers. Hardyparty: he lied, mary has been avenged vampy_chick_al: Convey them to us. britt7_upyrs: Ahhhh vampy_chick_al: What he said in rainbow script. luckybwb: what truce britt7_upyrs: brb...let me find Hardyparty: ahhhhhhhh! vampy_chick_al: I want cake! Hardyparty: scary frog! luckybwb: you both didnt agree vampy_chick_al: Wait. We have brownies. oooh. Brownies. Hardyparty: i wish i had a brownie Hardyparty: or a blondie Hardyparty: and i'm not talking about the food vampy_chick_al: I never found this frog of which you speak. I don't believe there is a frog. britt7_upyrs: It has been deleted from my message archive. Hardyparty: awwww vampy_chick_al: It's a good brownie. Hardyparty: is he talking to you now? vampy_chick_al: Hee. britt7_upyrs: GIRL SCOUT? Hardyparty: yes, i am vampy_chick_al: And ew. vampy_chick_al: brb. I have to pee. vampy_chick_al: There's a girl scout? britt7_upyrs: k Hardyparty: ok Hardyparty: i love you, brit britt7_upyrs: He said he wanted a brownie. luckybwb: ok\ Hardyparty: lucky, are you ready to join a civilized conversation? vampy_chick_al: I don't want the family filter on kazaa, right? britt7_upyrs: My cake is chocolate chip streusel. Hardyparty: no Hardyparty: i have peanut butter and dorito ranch chips Hardyparty: yummy! vampy_chick_al: Brent? britt7_upyrs: right vampy_chick_al: It just popped up to setup, and I really have to piss. britt7_upyrs: No filter! vampy_chick_al: No filter. Hardyparty: no filter! Hardyparty: filters don't let you get the dirty-word songs Hardyparty: like back that ass up Hardyparty: and usage of the word fuck luckybwb: when brent Hardyparty: when what? luckybwb: and luckybwb: mary vampy_chick_al: No filter. Hardyparty: mary is not gonna un-ignore you britt7_upyrs: Kazaa has free porn! Hardyparty: probably ever Hardyparty: i know! britt7_upyrs: Yay for free porn! Hardyparty: gay porn is the coolest! luckybwb: my punishment will be over vampy_chick_al: Hmm. Don't want that. Considering I helped pay 102 dollars to be able to say fuck at meta. Hardyparty: i've got tons of threesomes and orgies! vampy_chick_al: There's free porn? Hardyparty: and cumshots! vampy_chick_al: Holy fuck britt7_upyrs: Yeah vampy_chick_al: Am i supposed to unignore him now? Hardyparty: cumshots are the greatest! vampy_chick_al: Did you? Hardyparty: if you want to Hardyparty: did i cum? Hardyparty: no, not yet, i'm working on it Hardyparty: hee Hardyparty: j vampy_chick_al: unignore him, I mean. vampy_chick_al: I just want the music. vampy_chick_al: Ah. britt7_upyrs: If you wish. britt7_upyrs: right. vampy_chick_al: Well, then let me know when. I have to piss luckybwb: when please tell me Hardyparty: you can talk now luckybwb: punishment requested for to be over Hardyparty: ok, go piss luckybwb: denie or reguest granted you pick Hardyparty: shut up and talk Hardyparty: did that make sense to anyone else but me? luckybwb: is it successful Hardyparty: is what successful? vampy_chick_al: I'm back. Hardyparty: welcome, dahling vampy_chick_al: Who can talk Hardyparty: everyone vampy_chick_al: ? Hardyparty: if you un-ignore ryan Hardyparty: if you don't, we'll understand Hardyparty: but i think an apology is in order britt7_upyrs: I can talk. vampy_chick_al: I'm always welcome. vampy_chick_al: Okay then. luckybwb: who me britt7_upyrs: I agree. vampy_chick_al: I did so. Out of the goodness of my heart. britt7_upyrs: Yes, you vampy_chick_al: Now apologize. vampy_chick_al: bows down before luckybwb luckybwb: I'M sorry brent and brittnay britt7_upyrs: Lol vampy_chick_al: Scratch that. vampy_chick_al: That was atest. vampy_chick_al: An unsuccessful one, at that. luckybwb: and also you mary vampy_chick_al: Fuck it all. Hardyparty: APOLOGIZE TO MARY, IDIOT britt7_upyrs: Yeah vampy_chick_al: YEAH!! luckybwb: im sorry mar luckybwb: im relly and truly britt7_upyrs: SHe deserves an apology! vampy_chick_al: add the y. luckybwb: sorry Hardyparty: that's better luckybwb: y britt7_upyrs: DON'T USE MAR!!! vampy_chick_al: My name is not mar. It's Mary. vampy_chick_al: Apologise properly. And yes, I'm British tonight. vampy_chick_al: Cayal made me use his spelling. luckybwb: brent has to approve that vampy_chick_al: Say what? Hardyparty: if you don't be nice, i'll get angry again britt7_upyrs: Approve what? Hardyparty: and i might scare ppl luckybwb: I'm sorry MARY britt7_upyrs: Uh oh! Hardyparty: WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ADULT HERE?!? vampy_chick_al: Brent doesn't have to approve anything of me. vampy_chick_al: I'm perfect, yo. luckybwb: GOD IS PERFECT Hardyparty: I'M MORE CHILDISH THAN MOST OF THE REST OF YOU Hardyparty: i know i am vampy_chick_al: WHO MADE YOU AN ADULT, BRENT??? Hardyparty: THE STATE OF ALABAMA Hardyparty: THE STUPID BITCHES britt7_upyrs: GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS STRAIGHt! vampy_chick_al: I am not being childish. Hardyparty: not quite Hardyparty: i'm very gay, thank you vampy_chick_al: Hee. britt7_upyrs: COLLEGE KIDS! vampy_chick_al: I am not being childish. britt7_upyrs: Yeah, you are. vampy_chick_al: COLLEGE KIDS! britt7_upyrs: Hahaha vampy_chick_al: Was that for me, or Brent, Brittnay? luckybwb: HELLO vampy_chick_al: MARIUS MADE LESTAT!!! Wait... britt7_upyrs: What? luckybwb: mary vampy_chick_al: Tjat vampy_chick_al: Fuck. vampy_chick_al: That's not right. britt7_upyrs: lol luckybwb: are you going for drum major Hardyparty: yes, i am Hardyparty: it's going to be fabulous britt7_upyrs: Fuck it all! britt7_upyrs: I am! vampy_chick_al: You said "yeah you are" luckybwb: whats wrong brittnay vampy_chick_al: i am. britt7_upyrs: I am going to be drum major! vampy_chick_al: Were you talking about Brent's gayness or my childishness? luckybwb: im tryin vampy_chick_al: No, I'M going to be drum major. luckybwb: to be britt7_upyrs: YEah luckybwb: and i saw your friend in K-MART vampy_chick_al: Aren't you below the age limit? luckybwb: BRITTNAY vampy_chick_al: Caw? britt7_upyrs: *gay, childish, or drum major? luckybwb: HES FROM walker Hardyparty: all of the above vampy_chick_al: There's no need to shout luckybwb: drum major Hardyparty: i'm a gay childish drum major britt7_upyrs: Ahh britt7_upyrs: lol Hardyparty: and i like to toss salads vampy_chick_al: <--At the moment, none of the above. britt7_upyrs: My friend? vampy_chick_al: Mwahahaha. britt7_upyrs: I have friends? Who knew? britt7_upyrs: lol Hardyparty: screams in a mad fit vampy_chick_al: Go figure. vampy_chick_al: also lol britt7_upyrs: Yeah! vampy_chick_al: You're not rainbow. vampy_chick_al: Wow. Hardyparty: whoever has my name capitalized, un-capitalize it please vampy_chick_al: This is new....and vaguely disturbing. Hardyparty: i like it all lower-case Hardyparty: i am hardyparty Hardyparty: hear me roar vampy_chick_al: It's not me. vampy_chick_al: Britt? vampy_chick_al: Not Britt. She's gone. luckybwb: brittnay Hardyparty: i invited her luckybwb: my friend for life vampy_chick_al: Ryan, change the first letter of hardyparty to lowercase. vampy_chick_al: It's gotta be you. vampy_chick_al: Yay. luckybwb: how can i britt7_upyrs: Which of my friends did you see? vampy_chick_al: Britt might have a say in that, Ryan. Hardyparty: nevermind, i'll just get over it vampy_chick_al: Brent, tell him how to fix it. luckybwb: curly hair Hardyparty: it doesn't matter, really luckybwb: dark brown luckybwb: walker luckybwb: trumpet britt7_upyrs: Its me! britt7_upyrs: oops luckybwb: cory vampy_chick_al: Cool. Hardyparty: MMMMMMMMM vampy_chick_al: Or...you could have said "Corey" to begin with. britt7_upyrs: I have no clue in hell who corey is! Hardyparty: that gets me thinking about nasty things vampy_chick_al: Not that one. luckybwb: mary yes you may vampy_chick_al: This Corey goes to Walker, boo. vampy_chick_al: I may what? luckybwb: uave a SAY britt7_upyrs: No, he doesn't. vampy_chick_al: What the hell are you talking about?? Hardyparty: mine is sexy and i helped him pick up his books yesterday britt7_upyrs: There is no trumpet player named Corey! Hardyparty: i want him to sit on my face luckybwb: ok Hardyparty: he can play my trumpet anytime he wants britt7_upyrs: From Walker luckybwb: he talked to you about vampy_chick_al: We've been over this many times, Brent. luckybwb: personal problems vampy_chick_al: It's getting annoying. Hardyparty: sorry, the lithium kinda took hold for a little while britt7_upyrs: lol vampy_chick_al: Ah. Right. luckybwb: mary may i add this is between brittnay and me Hardyparty: i'm so fuckin stoned! vampy_chick_al: Um...not really. vampy_chick_al: If it was an IM, yes. Hardyparty: IF YOU WANT A GODDAMN PRIVATE CONVERSATION, USE AN INSTANT MESSAGE vampy_chick_al: You're in a chat now. luckybwb: anywayz....... vampy_chick_al: that's nice for you. britt7_upyrs: Who talked to who about personal problems? vampy_chick_al: So I take it you still have a phone. Hardyparty: OTHERWISE, SHUT THE FUCK UP luckybwb: some guy vampy_chick_al: Exactly. britt7_upyrs: You fuckin' stoner! britt7_upyrs: what is his name Hardyparty: i know! Hardyparty: i'm stoned out of my gourd vampy_chick_al: Nothing wrong with fuckin' stoners. luckybwb: i dont know britt7_upyrs: Who said I have problems? Hardyparty: you can all fuck me britt7_upyrs: I have no problems! luckybwb: he is realy good at trumpet vampy_chick_al: You said his name was Corey, fool. Hardyparty: britt and mar have to get dildos, though britt7_upyrs: GRIFFIN? britt7_upyrs: I will vampy_chick_al: I will. luckybwb: mary may i add thats a sin britt7_upyrs: I have one! vampy_chick_al: Ew. vampy_chick_al: What's a sin? Hardyparty: NOBODY GIVES A DAMN vampy_chick_al: Well, I don't. luckybwb: CALLING SOMEONE A FOOL Hardyparty: GOD IS DEAD, DEAL WITH IT vampy_chick_al: I'll just suck you off, how's that? Hardyparty: OK! britt7_upyrs: It is a double headed strap-on. Is that ok? Hardyparty: I'VE NOT HAD A FUCKIN BLOWJOB IN A VERY LONG TIME britt7_upyrs: lol Hardyparty: SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS WITH BLONDIE vampy_chick_al: See above. Hardyparty: FOR MY THREESOME Hardyparty: WHY AM I STILL SCREAMING? Hardyparty: I CANNOT MODULATE MY VOICE Hardyparty: ok, i'm ok now Hardyparty: screams in a mad fit vampy_chick_al: Well, I don't know how. vampy_chick_al: So that could be an issue. vampy_chick_al: Because you're stupidish. vampy_chick_al: Hee. Hardyparty: practice on popsicles Hardyparty: that's how i learned my technique vampy_chick_al: Ah. vampy_chick_al: But then they melt. Hardyparty: blowjobs are great vampy_chick_al: Hmm. britt7_upyrs: lol Hardyparty: everyone should give somebody a blowjob tomorrow Hardyparty: especially you, ryan britt7_upyrs: Yes, they do. vampy_chick_al: I'm having trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!! vampy_chick_al: I'll pass. britt7_upyrs: I'd rather not! vampy_chick_al: Not into casual sex. britt7_upyrs: I would just rather not! vampy_chick_al: Unless they have national blowjob day. luckybwb: me also britt7_upyrs: Amy might not approve of that! vampy_chick_al: That could be interesting. vampy_chick_al: Amy's not too freak-out-y. britt7_upyrs: Yeah! britt7_upyrs: I'm gonna ask her Hardyparty: ryan, you know you like popsicles vampy_chick_al: hee. vampy_chick_al: Everyone likes popsicles. vampy_chick_al: blushes britt7_upyrs: Yeah they do! luckybwb: well i do theyt are relly good but i dont get enough of them i mean they aree so good Hardyparty: try their warm, meaty counterparts, then Hardyparty: cream-filled and everything Hardyparty: i absolutely love the taste of cum britt7_upyrs: OMG vampy_chick_al: I'm having fun with the emotie thing.s vampy_chick_al: OMG. britt7_upyrs: Changing the subject! britt7_upyrs: CORN DOGS? vampy_chick_al: COLLEGE KIDS! vampy_chick_al: Eclairs? vampy_chick_al: Everyone I've talked to in the TMI threads at Meta says it tastes nasty. Hardyparty: it is luckybwb: yeah britt7_upyrs: Lolololol....corn dogs could be the meaty version of a popsicle! Hardyparty: that's why i liked to read it luckybwb: you are not setrious Hardyparty: no, i'm talking about dick britt7_upyrs: yeah, it is nasty Hardyparty: britt, mary, tell him how serious i am luckybwb: i know luckybwb: thats sick Hardyparty: i like it when somebody's eaten pineapple vampy_chick_al: So how come you like it? Hardyparty: it gives it a real sweet taste Hardyparty: but i also like it salty britt7_upyrs: He is serious! britt7_upyrs: Long ago i got a taste of it! Hardyparty: with pineapple? vampy_chick_al: I know you're serious. Hardyparty: that's just the greatest britt7_upyrs: Before....well, you know! Hardyparty: yeah, i know britt7_upyrs: no Hardyparty: i eat pineapple the day before a date britt7_upyrs: I'll take your word on that! vampy_chick_al: I'll never look at a pineapple the same way. Hardyparty: and i've had many compliments luckybwb: what do you know? vampy_chick_al: My ear is buzzing. This could be bad. Hardyparty: fruits make it sweet, meat makes it salty Hardyparty: i didn't know that until i fucked a certain blonde britt7_upyrs: Yeah, it could be! Hardyparty: damn, that boy has a great tongue vampy_chick_al: It sounds like it did when my eardrum ruptured, but it doesn't hurt. Hmm. And there's no blood. Hardyparty: that's not good britt7_upyrs: lol Hardyparty: blood is bad, unless it's raining out of the heavens vampy_chick_al: You've said that many, many times. vampy_chick_al: No. No, it's not. vampy_chick_al: It worries me. britt7_upyrs: Yes....too many britt7_upyrs: lol vampy_chick_al: I really should go to a doctor. luckybwb: please lets talk about DISNEY CHANNEL THINGS Hardyparty: yes, you should Hardyparty: stop screaming luckybwb: LIKE luckybwb: RAYED luckybwb: G vampy_chick_al: Why would we want to do that? Hardyparty: fucking is g rated Hardyparty: g for great! vampy_chick_al: Yeah. Hardyparty: god is great, god isn't straight vampy_chick_al: I'm gonna ask my mom to schedule an appointment. Hardyparty: yes, you should do this vampy_chick_al: I'm getting worried. Hardyparty: i am too britt7_upyrs: Ryan, the disney channel is gay! vampy_chick_al: Hmm. luckybwb: yeah if your ,mom new you talked dirty ahe wou Hardyparty: want me to pick you up and take you to the ER? Hardyparty: she'd get over it luckybwb: kill you Hardyparty: it's not like i live with her or anything vampy_chick_al: Who are you talking to? luckybwb: you vampy_chick_al: Yeah, really. britt7_upyrs: I talk to my mom that way! vampy_chick_al: She knows about the 102 dollars. vampy_chick_al: So, yeah. britt7_upyrs: I do, and we have cursing contests! Hardyparty: i don't but i'll start if she sticks her fucking nose in my goddamn business britt7_upyrs: everyday! luckybwb: :) Hardyparty: i watched queen of the durned! Hardyparty: but she can go fuck herself, anyways vampy_chick_al: Heh. britt7_upyrs: i get 20 dollars if i beat my mom. vampy_chick_al: Why with the smilie? luckybwb: :-& britt7_upyrs: But, i rarely do...she is just too damn good! vampy_chick_al: Did you enjoy queen of the derned. vampy_chick_al: ? britt7_upyrs: LOLOLOLOLOL britt7_upyrs: OMG\ Hardyparty: no, queen of the durned wasn't what i expected vampy_chick_al: Knock it off with the smilies!! Hardyparty: but it did have a cute actor! vampy_chick_al: OMG what? britt7_upyrs: "Derned" luckybwb: X-( Hardyparty: and aaliya was fuckin awesome luckybwb: sorry britt7_upyrs: yeah, allyiah luckybwb: my dog is doing that vampy_chick_al: No, queen of the derned wasn't quite up to par. britt7_upyrs: I dont believe that was spelled right! Hardyparty: your shit-zoo? Hardyparty: alliya Hardyparty: h Hardyparty: whatever britt7_upyrs: lol vampy_chick_al: I claimed the cute actor. on our list. britt7_upyrs: OOps vampy_chick_al: And it's Aaliyah. britt7_upyrs: Yeah, i know! Hardyparty: i don't really give a shit vampy_chick_al: Yeah. Hardyparty: i'm so fuckin high, i just don't care luckybwb: yeah vampy_chick_al: What are these little emotie things? I'd like to know what they do before I use them. britt7_upyrs: Amy says hi! Hardyparty: tell her i said high! vampy_chick_al: Say hi back to her for me, will you? Hardyparty: i have to lube my cock up before i jerk off now vampy_chick_al: Hee. Hardyparty: i really need to give britt my KY luckybwb: =; stop in the name of love Hardyparty: it's just sitting there, calling my name britt7_upyrs: Yeah i wish you would! Hardyparty: but it calls me brian, like the people at the bank vampy_chick_al: I didn't need to know that. vampy_chick_al: But hey, whatever. vampy_chick_al: No one loves you. Hardyparty: i love you too ryan Hardyparty: any way you want me to, sweet thing Hardyparty: blushes Hardyparty: did i say that? vampy_chick_al: Hee. Hardyparty: oops vampy_chick_al: They call you brian? Hardyparty: the people on the phone call me brian, brad, bryant, vance, brenda, Hardyparty: and i even got one berniece Hardyparty: i have no idea where i am Hardyparty: WHERE THE FUCK AM I? vampy_chick_al: I'm sorry. britt7_upyrs: Brian??? luckybwb: whose brian vampy_chick_al: Ryan says I'm so ugly the trade towers fell. He IMed me. I say we ignore him again. luckybwb: me vampy_chick_al: Brenda?? vampy_chick_al: Bernice?? vampy_chick_al: All in favor? luckybwb: yeah luckybwb: mary idid that luckybwb: shes lieing vampy_chick_al: luckybwb has selected the "Enrique Iglesias" IMVironment luckybwb: mary vampy_chick_al: No yo quiero Enrique. vampy_chick_al: Es horrible. luckybwb: mary you are so ugly the trade towers fell vampy_chick_al: And now you know. Hardyparty: I WILL DESTROY YOU britt7_upyrs: I am lost because, i am on the phone. luckybwb: yeah mary luckybwb: you are lieing vampy_chick_al: Don't lie. vampy_chick_al: Lying is a sin. luckybwb: GOD WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS vampy_chick_al: Says the liar. vampy_chick_al: Not you. Him. britt7_upyrs: Lol Hardyparty: THE JESUS FREAK HAS BEEN IGGY-FIED vampy_chick_al: I'm putting him on ignore. You guys can do what you want to. britt7_upyrs: God already knows where i am! Hardyparty: and i say we start the destroy ryan campaign Hardyparty: does anyone else here think he's gay? britt7_upyrs: lol britt7_upyrs: i have had ideas Hardyparty: i shall dub the campaign "Operation Iggy-Cath" vampy_chick_al: As have I. Hardyparty: i think he's a flaming gay little person vampy_chick_al: Who's Cath? vampy_chick_al: Whee! Hardyparty: i'll tell you later vampy_chick_al: Okay. vampy_chick_al: Cool. Hardyparty: come to my new conference |