Remember, remember, the 5th of November...
People should be made aware that I intend to talk quite candidly about certain things and that this is not the place to be if you are easily offended. If you do something extremely stupid that annoys me I will probably call you on it here. This does not mean that I have stopped liking you or that you are an idiot in general. It's just that you are an idiot in a specific instance and I feel the need to complain about it. Instead of being offended you should take the opportunity to sit at the font of all wisdom and allow me to correct your ignorance. Gods, I'm full of myself...
Why is that every time I burp today I taste chicken fajita hot pocket? It's fairly disgusting, especially since I haven't eaten one of those in a long while.
Another thing about which you should be warned (he types, grammatically correctly): There may be things expressed here that are not for the squeamish. I am flushing intent on flushing all the abysmally disturbing shit out of my psyche and sending it forth into the aethyr. The intimate details of my life? What are those? Who needs a private life! I will be expressing my opinions on bizarre topics in an often self-contradictory fashion. Do not despair! If the writing gets difficult I'm sure I can find some sort of inane word experiment to fill the empty space in both our lives.
God is in his holy temple. Burn it to the ground and don't let the sonofabitch escape. Also, if you see Buddha walking toward you on the road, kill him.
I intend to do an exposition on the ideas I had during my Guy Fawkes Extravaganza tomorrow. Right now I'm too tired. I intend to watch the first part of the Daily Show (midnight showing) and then go to bed.
