Stout, it's what's for dinner!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/1/2001 11:00:55 PM

Mountain Dew and Jolt just aren't cutting it for ya anymore? Maybe you need a little nicotine to go with your caffeine!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/31/2001 11:25:40 PM

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's horny monkey! Hey, fella, I know just how you feel. I get the same way around this time of year.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/31/2001 11:22:13 PM

Today's cabiker sighting comes courtesy of memepool. Nice chaps, buddy! Be sure and read the whole story, it's pretty funny.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/31/2001 07:50:24 AM

OK y'all see that link over to the left that says testify!, don't you? Well that's my guestbook, and you need to go sign it! Here's a tip, you don't have to use your real name and e-mail, so you can be anonymous if you're sneakin, or if your dad's the President, or something like that.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/30/2001 10:34:29 PM

ACTUAL SIZE

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/30/2001 10:44:29 AM

France just keeps on grabbing the headlines this week. They don't say whether this guy was French or not, I'm betting he's American. And I'm learning the French language via the Loft Story website. It's like Big Brother, only all the people are thin and young and sound really sexy when they talk. Hopefully the upcoming BB2 will try to one-up the French.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/30/2001 10:33:07 AM

For some reason, today I seem to be profusely and pleasantly preoccupied with a particularly powerful pair of purple panties photographed for me as part of a perfect present. If that line isn't tailor made for Daffy Duck, I don't know what is. Anyhoo, that's my inside joke for May. And ladies, it's never too late to send in my birthday present, or to get a head start on next year!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/29/2001 04:14:04 PM

Sex Survey - USA vs. France - who will come out on top in the boudoir? I like the last line of the article, "The talk is usually bigger than the action"
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/29/2001 07:23:16 AM

Ladies, do your part to support the arts and donate your lingerie to one of the bra ball "art" projects. Be careful which one you pick though, because apparently a legal battle is brewing. My "Great Wall of Bootys" art project is unaffected by the controversy, so please keep sending digital pics, Polaroids, snapshots, and artist's renderings of your luscious behinds, ladies.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/29/2001 07:14:57 AM

While I'm on the subject of fix-ups, what a good brother. I hope his project is successful.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/28/2001 10:59:55 PM

This is for all the guys out there......this is the most interesting mail order bride site I've run into lately! Take your pick, I've never really had the hots for the Oriental ladies. Give me a hot Soviet babe any day!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 5/28/2001 01:36:58 PM

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