Known crack whore/dealer Mookie is trying to slander my good name. The hard times legal staff is working overtime this weekend to see if we have a case. I do admit that I got into a little trouble, but it was not wank-related.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/28/2001 04:18:19 PM

hard times welcomes the Miami Heat to Charlotte! What? Leaving already? Well don't let the broom hit you on the ass on the way out! Enjoy the off season, fellas!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/28/2001 04:07:51 PM

Feel like your computer is the enemy and no one can help you? Embrace the truth and set yourself free!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 08:53:23 PM

Well, if you're not one of the people who thought it happened a long time ago, they definitely jumped the shark tonight.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 08:39:56 PM

Turns out the Hyakawhatever guy is 14 years old! He will probably be making more money than me & you before he has pit hair.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 05:17:04 PM

It's about time!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 05:15:11 PM

OK, ladies, it's time to pull em out of the panty drawer and show em off on the mantle!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 05:14:04 PM

First Love (Final Moments) - a GREAT story - it's amazing how much a good writer can say in so few words. More of his stories here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 05:11:18 PM

Downey vs. Strawberry - who will be the ultimate drug-crazed loser of their generation? Either way, I'm sure that the rehab bills could feed a small country.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/26/2001 05:06:23 PM

When you're young and talented and sexy and beautiful, the little people always try to drag you down. Hang in there, you guys and gals are the greatest!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/24/2001 09:08:46 PM

Look at this beauty........it's the #98 Auburn University Ford Taurus that was in Talladega last week for the Busch race. WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/24/2001 08:59:14 PM

I'm betting that the king of weird is shakin in his sequins right about now, cause he has some serious competition (seriously messed up that is).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/24/2001 08:57:25 PM

Speaking of Mookie, thanks for the belated birthday greeting at your site. Thanks also to the lovely Che'rie, the adorable Stacie, and the Canadian Sunny for the birthday wishes. I love all of y'all (well, cept Mookie...nothing personal, dude).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/24/2001 08:54:15 PM

Last year it was Elian, this year it's the Hornets. Tough times for Miami! By the way, Mookie, we gotta come up with some kind of bet if the Hornets end up playing the Knicks.......
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/24/2001 08:51:55 PM

R.E.M. - The only band that mutters is still losing their religion. Party on, guys!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/23/2001 01:22:02 PM

Now here's a couple of party girls. It's almost enough to ruin that whole twin fantasy thing for me. I just wish they had pictures with the article.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/23/2001 01:20:27 PM

Happy Monday everyone. Had a hectic weekend so nothing to post yet. Come back later.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/23/2001 07:45:51 AM