OK I'm gonna go ahead and post since my ISP at home probably isn't working. I'm gone for the weekend, y'all have a good one, don't forget the contest ends Sunday night!! (If I can get on tonight I might post some more then). Later!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/20/2001 03:22:54 PM

Krispy Kreme. Chick-Fil-A. Meat flavored potato chips. It's like these guys know me! Add a link to Georgia Girls and I could live there! Some of you Yankees/Canandians may not know about Krispy Kreme and Chick-Fil-A. Poor you. That's a big part of the reason us Southerners are so polite. We eat good. By the way, the ultimate Southern potato chip is Golden Flake. It was the only chip that Bear Bryant would eat (I once lived on the "Bear Bryant diet" for a while - GoldenFlake chips, Coca-Cola, and Jack Daniels - I don't recommend it). Be sure to take the plant tour and see how pork skins are made!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/20/2001 07:30:22 AM

I had the wildest dream last night.....it had everything; big cars, bikers who I thought were gonna whack me (they whacked someone else instead), lost school lockers, INCREDIBLE hot sex in a beach house (yes, baby, of course it was with you....and you were HOT!!), humongous sailboats, a tent revival on the street where I grew up, The Beverly Hillbillies(?), getting shot at by a jealous husband (he missed - neener), a weird conversation/drive in a Jeep with Bruce Willis (we were in the Army - he was an officer, I was a private), let's see, that's all I can remember for now.......maybe it was spring cleaning time for my subconscious.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/20/2001 07:19:01 AM

Hey, did I mention that my birthday is Monday, and you only have a few days to enter the contest? I did? Good, send me a present! Someone (sunny) suggested that I offer a pair of my famous plaid boxers as the prize instead of a t-shirt. Sure ladies, I'm game....as long as you send me a pic of yourself wearing (only) the boxers once you get them. Preferably as a hat. Hell, I'd FedEx them to ya for that. Don't even bother with the contest, just tell me where to send them.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/18/2001 11:56:51 PM

If you suddenly find yourself incarcerated by "the man" while celebrating April 20th, maybe this site can help. Worth every penny!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/18/2001 11:44:38 PM

OK apparently this Friday is a big day to some people. I have to admit that I had no idea where the catch phrase came from, I think that by the time it became popular I had moved on to other distractions. Either way, I was able to dig up a few tidbits about the phenomenon, as well as one link that was totally out of left field.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/18/2001 11:35:11 PM

My hard instincts tell me that this is a guy who is just trying to get in good with these ladies. Of course, I could be full of crap, but what's new?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/18/2001 07:56:41 AM

YAY! It's back! Party time!
Happy Wednesday folks!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/18/2001 07:48:30 AM

Ladies, have you read your hairspray can instructions carefully?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/17/2001 10:51:34 PM

If this is true, why ain't I getting lucky more often??? I think I might have an idea why.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/17/2001 10:18:10 PM

From North Carolina, home of hard times, comes the ultimate replacement for men. Definitely sounds nicer than those things from fukingmachines!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/17/2001 10:12:08 PM

My main site pimp, the lovely Miss Boostay, now has a new title, hard times web sex correspondent. She has been scouring the 'net for good stuff and I'll be postin it here, along with my usual smartass comments.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/17/2001 09:54:50 PM

OK, I've been slackin a little bit......my hopefully soon to be former ISP connection at home is slowly dying away for some reason, so I can't get online as often as I would like to. My e-mail still works fine, though, so keep those birthday presents coming!!! New stuff soon, I promise!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/17/2001 04:51:56 PM

OW! Damn! The next level of bot technology, especially designed for the laytees.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 07:30:35 PM

Women more likely than men to engage in cyber sex. What they don't address is whether these college students consider themselves cyber virgins if they've had oral and anal cyber sex, but not actual virtual intercourse. Thanks for the link Busty!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 07:06:56 PM

Funny jokes here! I especially liked the crotchless panties one.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 12:50:18 PM

Apparently Mr. Buscemi and Mr. Vaughn believed all the stuff they've seen in the movies about stupid rednecks. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 12:27:20 PM

Someone who agrees with me on the subject of skinny women!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 12:20:55 PM

Well, that was short & sweet. Long live amateur porn!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 08:40:41 AM

I will get busy updating this thing ASAP. My holiday weekend was, to say the least, draining. I just want to make sure that everyone knows that Atlanta sucks. My Good Friday was anything but. If someone built an 8-lane overpass over Atlanta, banned tractor-trailers, and charged $100 a pop to use it, I'd pay it in a heartbeat. On the bright side, now that the heat wave is over, they're coming to replace the AC at my house today!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 07:55:01 AM

Say it ain't so!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/16/2001 07:45:57 AM