A HUNDRED BUCKS??? And, um, what the HELL is that pic on the page?? Ladies, instead of throwing money away on high-priced rump readings, send your digitized photo, scan, or photocopy of your bootay to me, and I'll provide your first reading absolutely FREE! Yes, you heard right, FREE! Like Sly Stallone's Mom needs the money anyway! Take the savings and buy a new cam! I'll help ya with any setup issues.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/28/2001 06:08:25 PM

Scarier than an apartment full of crazy bitches, it's psychoexgirlfriend!! Don't make me stalk you!! Another good place to buy contest loot, if I can just figure out what to do for a contest.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/28/2001 07:08:37 AM

Keeping with the racin theme, the Busch guys had better watch out this weekend. I've seen what women can do at the wheel of minivans and Neons....she should be unbeatable! (aren't you proud of me? Not one "Busch" or "pole" joke!) Go Shawna Go!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 05:02:54 PM

Another NASCAR convert!!! Just got this (edited for length) e-mail:

"It was the BEST daggone time! Better than I ever thought it would be. It was so colorful, and a party, and in the mountains and I LOVED hearing the noise, and all the bumps and those wrecks wern't so bad, no one was killed. ..... I was really digging the way 24 was driving, he made his way to the front clean, but that last move in the last 1/4 lap, that was pretty bad. But Tony Stewart was like #20 all they way till the end, I liked the way the coors light guy was driving too, smooth, And poor Mark Martin's half of a car....and it was just great. ...... I want to go back in August scalp some tickets, git a camper, some camos with a racing jacket and boo and cheer right along with the best of em. .... At the end everyone was talking about how the only thing Jeff Gordon could do faster than drive was RUN, and how he got spun out of the pits at the end and was gittin his ass kicked, THAT was the part everyone loved most. ahhh yep yep yep I'm a fan! When is the next race?"

Who knew Jack Kerouac was still around and going to NASCAR races?? (Thank you Che'rie)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 04:52:12 PM

In the battle to remain the world's number one scary freak, a few mannequins always make good soldiers.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 02:19:25 PM

Okay, that dang Saleeby link over on the left has been broken ever since I put it up.....now it's fixed. Go look, he's funny!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 07:28:04 AM

Oh yeah, speaking of high points! I gotta admit that I kinda missed last year's freak show.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/26/2001 05:02:27 PM

I've always liked Coke, never cared for Pepsi.....and Pepsi is givin me more reasons to hate them:

One Reason
Another Reason

Speakin of Jeffy, this was the high point of my weekend. I hear they're fining Tony Stewart $10,000 for doing that. Maybe next time he'll spend $20,000 and spin him twice.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/26/2001 04:57:13 PM

Today's cabiker sighting (courtesy of Mookie).......apparently he thought that making it look like a frat prank would throw people off.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/26/2001 07:31:22 AM

Good news for all you Sylvia fans out there.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/25/2001 11:08:32 PM

I was playing around with Photoshop earlier today, and also looking through some old Depression-era photos from Birmingham, Alabama and eventually came up with the pic below. I didn't really like it enough to use it, but I'm gonna keep at it till I get one I like.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/25/2001 10:34:46 PM

An attempt at a new page header

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/25/2001 10:28:07 PM