Are you a guy who linked in here from my profile, hopin to see my groceries or something? Well, I've got good news for ya! Sorry, no groceries though. On the other hand, if you're a lady, PM me and I'll see what I can do! (Guys posing as women, don't even try. You're pathetic, and your adam's apple gives you away. Well, that and the georgiagirls.com pic in your profile that you swear is you. You think I don't know Jessica when I see her? Sheesh. I love Jessica! Even named my Furby after her.)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/24/2001 04:05:52 PM

Some people will eat anything. And some guys turn their nose up at the most delicious stuff on earth. Here at the times, as always, we recommend moderation in all things, and not knockin stuff till you've tried it.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/24/2001 03:56:14 PM

This link is for my #1 Barbie Girl, Lyssa. I wish you all the best as you begin your journey of discovery, you deserve much happiness......please come back and see us as soon you can, cause we sure will miss ya.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/24/2001 03:48:26 PM

OK get ready to shake your booty and laugh your ass off. It's much better if you have sound, the tunes are great (they even have my theme song on there).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/23/2001 08:43:08 AM

"This Greek god, the father of Zeus, did nasty things to Uranus with a sickle." OK, Alex Trebek is losing it! He actually asked this the other night. They must be losing ratings to somebody.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/23/2001 08:37:52 AM

Thieves steal Micro$oft's identity. You heard it here first.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 03:35:24 PM

OK, who has spring fever? I DO! I DO! I'm taking the day off from work tomorrow (of course, I'll still be hard at work serving you, the hard times reader) to enjoy the weather and do a few chores. I will probably play with Photoshop too, I just got it and I'm turning into quite the art fag I must say! So maybe you'll see some new graphics on here soon, or maybe you'll see some new graphics on the page I'm doing for you! :-) Enjoy your Thursday!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 07:31:43 AM

Want to learn to cuss like an Englishman? Roger's Profanisaurus has it all. I'm off to ratemyrack to "awaken my bacon"!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 12:08:28 AM

Ooooooh, look! A model's blog. Figures that her Portfolio link is broken!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 12:05:10 AM

Mookie wouldn't send me the link to his pic, but I'm betting he's on here somewhere. (Thanks for the link!)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/21/2001 04:55:52 PM

Can't afford Chinese take-out? No problem, you can get the best part of the meal online. (Thanks to Busty, my #1 link hound and site pimpette)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/21/2001 04:49:41 PM

Better get one of these before it's too late!!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/21/2001 03:01:58 PM

No, wait.....this can't be right! I was just getting started! Dang! Guess I'll go to Disneyland.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/20/2001 08:22:37 PM

Wanna get the straight skinny on that giant sewer rat story your Uncle Vinnie told you? Well look no further, here are the Urban Legend know it alls.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/20/2001 08:19:32 PM

so tell me.....am I HARD or NOT?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/20/2001 05:34:30 PM

It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it the climax. They call it jumping the shark. A must see for sitcom fans!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/19/2001 10:24:03 PM

Manic Monday Props to the shapely Miss Boostay, who was nice enough to put a link to the times in her Yahoo! profile, steering almost 100 curious people (mostly horny guys, no doubt) a day in here so far! Thanks for taking hard times to the people!! Think you've got what it takes to knock her off as my #1 pimp? Well copy that URL up yonder and put it in your profile! Then you can check my Referrer Stats here to see how you stack up. Top site pimps get fuzzy purple hats, or purple tube tops, depending on your preference!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/19/2001 07:24:57 AM

OK I am so psyched.....I FINALLY found the page where I got most of my little icons. I'm also putting a link to her site to the left (cooties). WOOHOO! More graphics to steal here.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/18/2001 02:13:21 PM

The reason that old Camaros are so rare.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/18/2001 01:38:08 PM