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Daily wisdom from the pic room dork I'm feelin listenin to: |
So, what's the difference between a dildo and a butt plug? What's the best way to clean my vibrator? Do penis pumps really work? Do women like colored condoms or ones that glow in the dark? Inquiring minds can find out the answers to these and many other questions at the Sex Toy FAQ
OK ladies, I've been telling ya for months (some of you for years) how easy this is. Here's the directions.........only 2 steps!
Some names that are still OK according to Yahoo's new censorbot: ALL CUMSLUTS HERE Who programs this thing?
OK as many of you know yesterday Yahoo kind of cleaned house in the Adult Chat rooms, banning some names and sending many regs of many rooms wandering aimlessly in the fog. Not sure why they did it, maybe they want to look more attractive for a Disney buyout or something. At any rate, Men With Pics is no more for the foreseeable future. So we need a new name! I have some suggestions: Guys With Pics What's your suggestion? (Thanks to Busty and Part for your input as we try to work through this difficult time)
Speaking of Busty, she sent me a link that led me into the strange world of militant foreskin activism. Apparently some people don't have enough to worry about so they fight against circumcision. There's even a market for devices that return you to the way God intended you. Hard times recommends that you be happy with what you have, and that you don't try this at home.
Domo arigato to Mookie-san for cluing us in that today they had the Festival of the Enormous Tallywhacker in Japan. Below you can see Busty, Jez, and Cuttie carrying their vibrators to have them blessed by a Shinto priest.
I once had a few (OK more than a few) drinks with some Hash House Harriers at a little dive called The Wanch (pronounced wonch, Elmer Fudd) in Wanchai, Hong Kong. What reminded me of them was stumbling across this page while researching Skanko-Roman wrestling. Apparently the main requirements are being able to drink and run, and to have a really cool nickname. I won't be joining because the name Mellow Foreskin Cheese is already taken. Anyways, if you want to liven up a hate drunk and can't find any sailors, invite some Harriers!
OK, I know Aimster is one of the hot, up-and-coming Napster replacements, but I think they might need some marketing help. Who the heck is that hotornot reject on the home page? Did she invent Aimster? Is she there cause she has boobs? If so, then she should do something when I put the cursor over her, like dance, or change into a bikini, or even better, turn around and stick out that butt!
OK, can anyone tell me where she was when I was in high school? Hmm....maybe she was there, but I was too busy getting drunk to notice. I gotta tell you I love this show, but to understand it you probably have to have owned an 8-track and be able to get the joke when Joe Flaherty dresses up as a vampire for Halloween. The first episode is probably my favorite, and in that one Nick shows off his drums, which give him a reason to live, cause he knows he was born to drum. He explains to Lindsey that she just needs to find her own "drums" and her life will fall into place. The question that came to me tonight while I was watching this was; is it better to know exactly what you want to do/be and suck at it (a la Nick), or to never find that elusive thing you were born to do? Tell me what you think.
"Women just don't like me.....Because I'm real with them and I elicit everything that they hide from the world." who knew Iron Mike and I had so much in common?
John Saleeby says: "Remember in the movie "Diner" when Mickey Rourke tricked that girl in the movie theater into grabbing his cock by sticking it up through the bottom of a box of buttered popcorn? I tried that once. But when I stuck my cock up through the bottom of the box I fell in love with the buttered popcorn and forgot about the girl." Don't miss The Strange World of John Saleeby, it's a hoot!
As a lifelong ass man, I've never really understood the whole breast infatuation thing, but apparently God has something to do with it.
As if you don't have enough ways to waste your time, emode has a ton of online tests you can take. I made 123 on the IQ exam. If you can beat me, you can eat me! E-mail me and tell me how you did!
Playahs beware! Women will find all kinds of ways to get revenge on you! I am workin on a contest, and now I know where to get the prize from!
The wild success of this site has led to some imitators, including one made just for me, and some that are just a little too late. |
