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Daily wisdom from the pic room dork I'm feelin listenin to: |
Yeah whatever. Can't these weenies let it go? It's over. You lost. Move to France or Cambodia or wherever, don't make no nevermind to me.
OK Talula sent me this link. I haven't had a chance to look at it too much in the confusion, but it appears this guy is quite the laytee's man.
OK I moved the page today, partly because my server went stupid, and partly cause my IP address changes regularly, so I would've had to keep changing the link. This way is much easier on everybody. Maybe one day when my IP is static and my Apache/FreeBSD skillz are better, I'll move it somewhere else. One thing I did find out is that geocities is pretty easy and straightforward to use when setting up a site. If you want to set one up and need help, let me know. I'd love to help with the HTML part, cause that's where I'm doing most of my tinkering right now.
The Dead Letter Office is a place where people can write a letter to the world from the great beyond. Not as creepy as it sounds. Apparently, haiku is the preferred method of communication. I was glad to hear this news. My favorite one made me sad - "how can i describe the feeling of having the power and ability to do something brilliant but, having no idea where to focus that energy. no idea what brilliant thing to do. maybe it just means that i didn't really have it in me. ability being meaningless without obsession and inspiration".
OK, most of you know I'm more voyeuristic than the average guy/gal......but tracking fridge activity???
Funny quotes...but more importantly, Brooke Sheilds' panties!!! NOTE: There is some nasty stuff at stileproject.com, so poke around at your own risk!!
OK, my birthday is just around the corner, so to make things easier for you, I've started a list: No guy can resist action figures. They're cool.
Um, ladies, when I say I want you to eat me, I don't really mean for you to eat me. You know that, right? RIGHT??
I saw Elvis today! I went into a store to get a Coke and the kid behind the counter was named Elvis. He talked on the phone to what was apparently his pregnant girlfriend/wife/sister the whole time he was ringing my order up. In a related story, the mullet is alive and well in this part of the country. Mullets are apparently as hard to kill as coelacanths.
Oh yeah, one more thing, the hotel gave me a "Welcome Bag" when I checked in: 1 Hershey Bar (with almonds) Eat your hearts out!!
I'm coming to you from my luxurious suite in the remote hinterlands of Kentucky. I drove up this morning, mostly in West Virginia. The mountains were pretty, they still had some snow on them. I ate lunch here, it was eh. I had seen their famous root beer before, but I still prefer IBC. I went to the mall for a bit, but I kept bumping into people cause they were wearing camouflage and I couldn't see them. Since I was in the area, I bought 5 chances at this. This area is kinda depressing, lots of factories and dirty little mill towns, so I had to pick up some of this. I just checked into one of these......this is the first place I've ever been where the hotel makes you sign a train waiver. There's a track right across the street. There's apparently also a huge Federal prison near here. So anyways, I'm gonna call Domino's now and see if I can find some ice. Please take any posts that occur for the rest of the night with a grain of salt, cause Mr. Daniels is liable to be talkin for me.
Spring is right around the corner. Ladies, I think I've found a way to convince hubby to finally get the house painted.
I have to go on the road for a couple of days, hopefully I'll be able to get in and update this thing. If not, do not fret. Rest assured that I shall return, and remember the hard times motto: "Hard times don't last, but hard people do"
Well I guess my newfound fame has come home to roost. The name alone makes it obvious that this was targeted specifically at me. But luckily they spelled nekkid wrong.
Napster is dead. Good job RIAA! Now that the big dog is out of the way, it's back to the underground, where there's lots of room for new innovation in the file swapping arena, and we'll still get what we want despite your sad, desperate legal wrangling. The sooner you (big music) accept the fact that this is something that you can't stop, the better off you'll be. And in the meantime, all you Napster refugees can hang out here, where nothing is copyrighted (yet)!
From the Bone-Easy Pickup Line Generator: "Yo! Your cleavage isn't so bad, but your soul needs work. "
Those of you who have spent any time in chat rooms (which is all of you, don't be coy) know how hard it can be to find witty opening lines that convey just how badly you want to touch, talk about, or see that other person's naughty bits. Worry no more, the answer is here! And since it's so hard being sure if that other person is really the sex that you normally prefer, be sure to use this on them first.
Hey hey, I'm a star! I got quoted on Radio Mookie - you have to check it out! I can only hope to attain half the coolness of that page!! I made the "Little Friends" list!! MOOKIE IS DA MAN!
Here's a forum created by one of the room regs - find something to talk about! And tell em Hard sent ya!
Here's a few of the reasons that hard times will probably never be featured on Blogger: -I don't hate Dubya, and I'm not blind with rage cause he's President -I'm not a sensitive teen girl trying to sound tough -My blog is anime-free (my promise to you) -I'm heterosexual -I eat meat -I have no piercings, tattoos, or intentional scars -I was out of high school before most bloggers were born -I don't do drugs, unless you're one of those people who counts gin as a drug -And what is probably the biggest reason: I am severely handicapped when it comes to creativity and artistic talent (think I have a discrimination case?) Y'all have a happy Monday and come back soon!!
Congrats to Christine, the first person (besides me!) to sign my guest book! She wins something........we'll have to work out exactly what (heh). Now you go sign it! The link's to the left.
Ladies, don't be getting all excited about that link on the left that says "dick". That's the story of Country Dick Montana, the late, great lead singer of the Beat Farmers, which means he's the unforgettable voice of "Happy Boy". Here's what Mojo had to say about his passing - "11-8-95 Country Dick Montana joins Elvis in the great beyond on stage in the middle of a song at a sold-out show in Whistler, British Columbia. It could have only been better if he had been getting a hand job from the club owner's wife at the same time."
It has been a yucky rainy weekend here, about the only thing I've accomplished is installing Webmin on my homebrewed web server. That helped me learn quite a bit about Lynx and how to find and manipulate files in Free BSD. And now I can be lazy and configure server stuff graphically from my other computer!
I got an e-mail from Seesaw saying that they weren't allowing any new people to sign up "for the foreseeable future". So, being a capitalist pig, my first thought was how much can I get for my account? If I decide to put it up for sale, I'll be sure to put a link on here so you can check it out!! I stand to make at least a dollar if I do it right! |
