Thoughts

Why do people carpet their toilets? What are they thinking? --"Gosh if I have a party there might not be enough standing room!! I'd better carpet the toilet too."

Have you ever noticed that the waiter that takes your order isn't the waiter who brings you your food? Whats THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping amyway?? I think next time I go to a resteraunt I'll just say, "Sorry I'm just the girl who eats the food. The person who pays the bill will be along shortly."

Would someone please explain to me those signs that say "No dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs." Are the signs for the dog or the blind person?

Why is it when you turn on the TV you see Ads for telephone companies, when, you turn on the radio you hear Ads for TV shows and when you get put on hold you hear Ads for the radio???

Ok so people show you detergents that take out bloodstains. Thats a pretty violent image. I think if you have a T-shirt with blood all over it laundry may not be your biggest problem. I think you might wanna get rid of the body before you do the wash.