Ho's, Bitches, Blunts and Bowlz
Hos, bitches, blunts and bowlz,
If I cured foot pain, You?d call my Dr. Scholls.
I fuckin ate an orange,
And smoked a fat ass bowl.
Then I fucked a bitch;
I slapped that ho.
I smoked a blunt,
You?ll never know
How to jock the bitches
To take in the riches.
I'm a skantless pirate
Who plunders for booty.
You know you?re a cock if you listen to Hooty
And the Blowfish.
No fish
Can blow my fish
Like your MOM-fish!!!!
OH SHNAP!!!!!!!!!
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The other day
I found Jesus
He was hiding
In my closet
With a lampshade on his head.
Silly lamb of god.
I chased him
All the way to the starbucks
Where he bought a Mocha Frappachino.
"God damn!" he yelled, "This is good fucking shit!"
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Jesus this
Jesus that
I hit Jesus with a bat
Jesus Christ, did that guy bleed
That day I took out his right knee.
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Paper for my writing
Paper for to learn
Paper with which I wipe my ass P
aper we do burn.
So pull out your saws and cut
Disassemble a tree or three A
nd when it falls
You'll here the calls
"And now I can wipe my butt!"