Are you scared? You should be.
There is a terrorist attack brewing.
You're probably going to get SARS.
North Korea has nukes pointed at your house.
I've got weapons of mass destruction
In my basment
Next to my Anthrax supply.
Your 15-year old may be sexually active.
Are you paranoid yet? You should be.
There's a plane flying over.
Check if it's coming at us.
That sniper might shoot you
If you go to the Gap.
It's best you just stay inside
With the doors locked
Drinking botttled water
Waiting to die of old age.
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The more you know?
That's bullshit.
Knowledge may be power
But ignorance is bliss.
The ignorant can't feel pain
Like the impowered can.
Maybe it's better we don't understand the universe and life.
Our ignorance of it's workings
May be saving us the pain of knowledge.
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Every Morning
Every morning I go into the Bathroom
Sunglasses on, and only half the lights are on too
I grab an ass guard and go
Fifth stall down; it's dark down here
I sit I begin to defecate
The feces falls from my anus
It talks to me
"PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!"
It says
My shit is all wet
I fell the urine flow from my urethra
It hits the thin paper seat cover and rips it a new one
I wipe my asshole with Shitty grade "F" TP
The kind that gives rug burn
I stand, turn, hit the handle with the bottom of my shoe
Down the hole goes my poop
Flush
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Snack time
Sittin' in Chem 2a
Really hate it bad
Bust out the Handy Snack
Got to itch my sack
The cheese is so salty
My nuts are so itchy
My cheese is so itchy
My crackers go CRACK!
The red plastic stick spreads the cheese good
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Class
I go to college
People sleep in my classes
The fat guy in front snores
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My professor think
He is so god damn funny
Laughs at his own jokes
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More Bodily Function
I have to go pee
Why don't I just pee my pants?
Ahhh, it is so warm.
be it?s the Post Picnic Day Plague.