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| So one night, I got a call, and was invited to Phil's dorm for a hot tub party. This didn't seem too unusual, as it was a Tuesday night, and everyone knows Tuesday is a day in the week, thus it is feasable to party. Little did I know that we would spent 10 minutes in the tub and the next 3 hours watching Even and pals be COMPLETLEY SOBER. yes, you heard me. Anyway, I remember a few things from that night, as I was sober (as always), and a few other people don't remember other things...as always, it is my job as a photographer to capture those priceless jems. Here a three of those jems... maybe if I become not lazy, some more will go up. Love, joey |
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| Even: "pbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!! I'm an airplane! Holy fuck!@ Look at my god damn ass fly with the greatest of sober fucking ease! I'm like a fucking bird ...with fucking wings!@ Jesus!" (meanwhile Courtney scolds Jamie to tears for encouraging Evan to embark on such silly behavior) | ||||||||||
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| Phil: "...yeah well, you know you can't go with anything else. Sausage is Sausage, but the fact of the matter is, when your hungry, you want beef, and you want it now. Now I may look like I am retarded, but I know a thing or too about Granola Bars, and did you know they use jizz to hold the granola together? True as shit.. Same with those sausage patties you buy. Their filled with fucking siemen." | ||||||||||
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