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My name is Josephine. I am a princess; I can't help being beautiful. And smart. My people are nice but not as smart as I am. My people are not able to learn my language and won't let me even speak to teach them. So I learned the human language and pay special attention to words like my name, eat, cookie, walk, dog, kitty, sit, come and Eddie. My boyfriends' name is Eddie, but I call him Ringo. He likes to hump my head, but otherwise he is really sweet. Sometimes he does some really sweet things like run through the flowers with me, mouth wrestle, and roll in my poop, what a man! And then my people make him take a bath. I don't need baths cause I smell like puppy, which is eternally adorable. That's me, eternally adorable. You know what else is adorable, kitties. I love kitties...and squirrels...and birds. But, of coarse, my people always tell me to come back when I see things like kitties, dogs, people, and squirrels. Whenever I find something cool like bones, sticks, dead animals, and juicy poop, they take it right out of my mouth. How rude. I love to eat all sorts of things, but my people give me the same crap for every meal, then they eat wonderful smelling food right in my face. But, sometimes if I look really adorable, as I always do, my people mommy, Nicole, will give me her food. Life is good. I love to sleep, then when I get done sleeping, I love to explore, then I get tired and sleep, and then I wake up, stretch and eat. Sometimes I poop. You know what is funny, whenever I poop, my people pick it up. They are always doing things, putting things away, taking things out, moving things, going places, coming back and I never know where I will be or what I will be doing. Which can be, at the same time, really fun and really nerve racking. Recently, we started driving from place to place, seeing this person and that. Why don't they just lay down and enjoy life? Sometimes I just lie in the grass in the sun until I need to get up to stretch. I love grass. I love to stretch. I love my people mommy, Nicole, and my people daddy, Brian. I really love Ringo. |
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