Have you ever gotten online only to have some mindless idot say "hi lolz" to you? I have and I hate it. What the hell is so funny about saying hi to someone? Do these infadels not actually know what the abbreviation for "Lots of Laughs" or "Laugh out Loud" is?
Do they think that people actually talk like this in real life? If they did I would punch them in the face.
I have so many conversations with stupid ass "ppl" that need to be hit by a truck. (since that's the generic punishment for everybody I don't like)
sk8ergurl4life: hey wuz^ lolz CornNutCommando: Do you treasure your life? CornNutCommando: I want to punch you in the face. sk8ergurl4life: lolz ur so funnay CornNutCommando: You think I'm kidding? sk8ergurl4life: yeah cuz itz funnay CornNutCommando: There is nothing funny about being a mindless idiot who is too lazy to type with puntuation who won't even attempt to spell words correct. sk8ergurl4life: ur mean CornNutCommando: You're a waste of matter you babbaling idiot.
God, people like this are just begging to be abducted by a child molester in a Kmart parking lot. These are the type of girls who will end up missing because they found what is called an "internet boyfriend" who really isn't who she thinks he is. He may say that he's 6'0", blonde hair, blue eyes, very muscular and that other stuff girls think it "hott"(another common mispelling due to chatting) but in reality this guy is a bald forty year old petofile who weighs 300 pounds and is only 5'5" and jacks off to Teletubies in his free time. Anyway, she will meet this guy and say something like "Hi I'm looking for mike" and he'll say "I know where he is, follow me" and that's when he takes her into a dark corner and dresses her up as a UPS delivery person and makes her his permanent sex slave with his other twelve year old girls that he keeps hostage in his mom's basement.
Back on topic, I've made the following translator for all of you mouse-clicking, web-surfing internet-whores.
wuz = what's
^ = up
u = you
2 = two, too, to
ur = you, you're
hott = hot
4 = for
8 = any sylable or part of a sylable that makes the "ate" noise (e.g. i h8 u translates to I hate you.)
cuz = because
wtf = what the fuck?
lol = laugh out loud, lots of laughs
lmao = laugh my ass off
rofl = roll on floor laughing (may be used in combination with lmao)
sup = what's up?
ya = you, yes, yep, yeah, uh-huh,
jk = just kidding
jw = just wondering
nm = nevermind
wb = welcome back
no = know, no
peeps = people
ppl = people
lil = little
brb = be right back
luv = love
omg = oh my God
<^> = middle finger
pos = parent over shoulder
idk = I don't know
(note, there are many more, but I don't ever pay enough attention to learn them)
This translator can also be used the other way around, so that you can tell what the internet term for the word is.
Also, the people who type words like "lolz" "wtf" "sup" and "ur" are the type of people who send forwards up your ass. (also the people who are blocked from emailing me)
">>>>if u dont send this to 50 ppl in the next 30 seconds
>>>>u will have ur neck cut open with a rusty spoon and
>>>>have horrible luck in ur luv life 4ever...
>>>>if u do forward this to 50 ppl u will have good luck in
>>>>ur luv life n ur biggest crush will ask u out 2morrow n
>>>>u will marry him or her.
>>>>
>>>>Some queeer sounding name[sic]"
What the hell is this? If I knew who the queeer was that wrote these I would look up their address and personally come and kick the shit out of them. People like this don't deserve to exist, AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TO CONTROL MY LUCK? Are they going to personally come to my house or school and slit my throat with that rusty spoon? No, I didn't think so, you're too busy beating off to telletubies you fucked up bastard.
