Girls
Girls... what else do I have to say? Guys, you all know what I'm talking about. Girls, well you're most likely like "WHAT THE FUCK?!" but you know you are evil bitches who only try to hurt guys. "Yeah sure... I love you now that I need something or someone to listen to be bitch and moan about some shit that won't matter tomorrow, but now that you're depressed I'm going to get pissed off at you and stop talking to you and make things even worse. Oh yeah, I forgot I'm going out of town this weekend and not letting you know about it so you can try calling and feel like an ass when someone answers the phone and says 'no, she's not here' like you're fricken retarded... B-BUT WHAT?! YOU WENT TO A COLLEGE TOUR YESTERDAY? WELL I DIDN'T KNOW!? Now I'm going to act all pissed off like I gave a shit in the first place. Also, God forbid that I ask you how your day went or let alone anything at all... Oh yeah, I almost forgot; I'm going to make you feel like shit by not talking to you for no reason or what may seem like a reason, but I'm going to let you figure that out on your own because I'm a bitch. And while I'm on the topic, I'm going to point out every one of your personality flaws, no matter how small and make a big issue of it.
No, I can't talk to you. I have softball practice today even though a game was cancelled and so was practice due to the rain. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO COMPLIMENTING ME!? My friend left lunch early and you want to move the chair to make more room so that Shane and David can fit?! WELL YOU CAN MOVE IF YOU'RE THAT CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS HAVING ROOM TO SIT DOWN AT LUNCH!!! ... Why did he leave?! Oh look I'm being pissed off and not talking again for no reason. Oh I love you again.... never mind, I don't."
Girls suck... Metaphorically, all girls use guys for a reason. Now that I think about it girls probably don't even love guys, they probably don't even know what love is. God I love this girl so much and we've been unofficially seeing each other since like August, yeah August that's nine months. Want to know where I've gotten with her in that time? NOWHERE. Why? BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCH! her mom is awesome and says the only reason her daughter won't date me is because she's afraid to lose a friend in me, well if that's true then what the hell is going on? Her and I were enemies before I started being uber nice to her; yeah, uber nice, I try not to be mean to her EVER, and all she does is make me feel like shit. I mean I even stayed with her when she had this awful sickness (the plague) to make sure she was comfortable. I caught the plague for her, that's saying something.
Oh yeah, everything in that tangent I just wrote the girl has done to me, plus turn me down as a homecoming date when she said she wanted to go with me in the first place. ;oD
God is either punishing us with women or he made a VERY big mistake when he made Eve. I mean, when girls (I say girls because there isn't a human female in existence mature enough to call a woman) want to be with you it's only because of one or more of three things: they want sex, they want money, or they want attention. Have you ever seen a girl who dated a guy who wouldn't give her any of these three things? Hell no, because that's all they want!
Girls always seem to go for the guys who will be mean and mistreat them too. You never see a good looking girl with a guy who treats her right, you always see them with guys who are total dicks and most likely beat them. I've never mistreated a girlfriend, ever, but then again I've never had one that was mutual. How's that for being a nice guy? I'm eighteen and never even been kissed, and the only girl who ever went out with me was when I was fourteen and it was only because she didn't want to say no and hurt my feelings, which is actually worse than being turned down because finding out that your relationship actually was a fluke and didn't have a chance in the first place is worse than getting the elbow.
That's how girls work. They want attention of some sort so they find a guy who looks like he can be whipped easily and wraps him around her little finger and then bitches him up and drains him of all of his self-esteem and self-worth and then drop him. Why do you think guys are the ones who always commit suicide? Girls even put on the innocent act so it seems like the guy is the one at fault when it's really her.
Interesting fact here domestic violence (when a man beats up a girl, vice versa) Female attacking male is three times more common than male attacking female, It's just never reported because it would be pretty embarrassing to walk into a police station and say "My girlfriend beat the shit out of me."
Everyone who is a part of the crew on this site knows exactly how I feel and has had it happen to them too, why? Because they're nice guys who liked a girl.