One Bullet A Week
One bullet a week. That's all I ask for. The government should regulate special guns that will fire only a certian calibur bullet, and the only way to get that calibur is via government issue. Of course, you can't just get a gun at any age without any qualifications, there will be a test... kinda like getting a driver's license after you turn eighteen. You will have to pass a written questioneer and then pass a shooting range test and then the secretary of state would issue your gun to you.
My theory is that this would control the population (being the firm beleiver in keeping the population down that I am (two children to each married couple)) and crime rates would go down. You may ask how this would contol poplulation and crime; but it's simple. First I will explain population, and then crime after that.
First this would control population by setting a standard of living and maturity that all people will eventually must follow (and the best part is that there won't even have to be any intervention by any grops or lobbiest =oD.) At first murder and crime rates would skyrocket; eliminating homless people, immature people, dumb people ect., but eventually everyone would begin to realize that for each person they kill, they are pissing off an entire family of people who own a gun. This would begin a chain of back and fourth family murderings. However this would cause people to become afraid to do bad things because it would definately become their demise. This would make the crime rate next to none.
This would work so great that we could even send it to China, but they would probably need two or three bullets a week, and they wouldn't have to pass a test either. Everyone in China gets a gun and three bullets, regardless of age or IQ level. Man, this would cut the world's population by 30% already. Damn I'm good.
Wait, it gets better. We could get rid of George W. Bush too. Who needs a Bush to start war in Iraq when we could just send our form of population control to their country. 10,000 angry Iraqis with guns, one of them is bound to assasinate Saddam... Man, I just lowered the budget by $86 billion and countless American lives of soilders.
Damn, Africa is overpopulated too... THE FLU! They all have AIDS and HIV, they wouldn't live through it, just send an infected reporter over there (because nobody likes reporters anyway) and watch Africa's population be cut by 80%
It's too bad I can't run for president for another twenty-eight years, I'd kick some ass, save the country money, and cut the world population by 40%. Go me.