| Me in my house |
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| My passport photo |
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| Me laying in a coffin in the middle of a pyramid in Egypt (no really!) |
| Sorry i mean im writing this about me and im getting bored, sorry for the poor people who read this, anyway thats enough about boring me , think of Happyhead as the opposite, mighty, powerful, has magic powers, wants to conquer the known universe and probably eats babies, plus he wears a cool futuristic suit of armour (think of Ravens armour in the anime 'VIRUS' ("HOW CAN YOU BE SO ARRAGANT!!!!!", lol i love that scene) A couple of years back i did form a secret army, was gonna take over Northampton, but it all fell apart when i saw 'fight club' as i knew that everyone would assume thats where i got the idea from (though more likely the film makers stole the idea from ME, lol, anyway at the moment i want to get a big mansion in the country and hunt zombies in my nuclear bunker which will be there anyway heres some ok ish links: |
| My favrioute places to go in Northampton now have changed recently, dont go to the Penny Whistle as some friends of mine are barred from there, the Race Horse (fantastic beer garden) but idiot man who works there and i.d's me every SINGLE time i go there, and my favrioute club is no longer the beloved Black Sheep as the music played in there on fridays now is terrible, no longer go Soundhaus as noone i konws will go with me : ( , Lounge or Hush as its renamed (Now Motion) is always terriible, despite looking posh now its been done up the music is as ever mostly rubbish, and the staff there are evil as well. So mostly i depressingly go to my friends house instead of going out to a pub, which gets very very boring sometimes, but least its cheap. When i do get to go out i go to either the haunted Wig and Pen, or Shipmans (A Harold Shipmans themed pub where i get hidiously i'd'd whenever i go there) |
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| Wayne Smith |
| "to see humanity as a single mass of braindead zombies, then realise that i too am one" - Winston Churchill |
| "And yet sometimes i loose control with the putrid shell, claw at the machine to let me out yet it never does" - Harold Bishop 'Neighbours' |
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| The real me-October 2004 |
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| Me - 2007 |
| Simmo UK |
| Some homeless guy |
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| Me - Early 2000's? |
| A Nightclub somewhere in the late 1980's |