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You�ve done it or you will. The time will come when you�ll look at that SIM and know he just has to die. Once you�ve done it once, you know you�ll do it again and again.
SIM Serial killers have tested out a number of excuses for their behavior:
scizzorchic: �I think it adds a little tragedy to the family photo album. Sims game, $30. Computer, $800. Taking your frustration out on helpless sims, PRICELESS�
kiralinn: I've only drowned a few SIMS, but it was for a good cause. I was making a haunted house and I just needed a few ghosts.
VioletKitty: �I have one gal who was a black widow. She'd married 18 townies...one survived to tell the tale. Her name was Diamond Fyre. Most of her husbands died by fire. I married them for their money. She was my first millionaire. If you want a house where you don't want the whole family, I use a lureaway sim to get them out of the house, and then delete everyone. That way the house stays furnished and depreciated."
obsessisim: �l came home from work one day just tugging my hair out by the handful because I'd had to deal with this uberwitch from the netherworld. I created a character in her image (voodoo much) put her in a house, no fridge, wouldn't let her met anyone, she had a door, I wouldn't let her answer it and I watched her die of misery and starvation.�
They must be insane -- what normal person could slaughter a SIM, for the sheer pleasure of it? Yet the most chilling fact about SIM serial killers is that they are rational and calculating:
obsessisim: �I would just like to state for the record that I am not guilty by reason of insanity brought on by OSS, otherwise known as Obsessive Simming Syndrome. Studies have proven that one of the symptoms of this affliction is a violent reaction to lime green polyester which can result in uncharacteristic behaviour in otherwise, sweet, friendly, harmless little women. I was going to start taking medication for this condition but Tom Cruise said I wasn't allowed so I just have to suffer in silence.�
My 9 year old daughter and I created a family with a single mom with seven kids. Then the mom fell in love with one of the neighbors but he wouldn't (couldn't) marry her because there was no room. So we chose one of the boys and sent him off to military school.
We felt horrible!! The process was so draw out! We had to cancel his school bus icon every day while his sibs left ("soon soon"). We had him stay up realllllll late so he wouldm't wake up in time.
The worst was when he caught the dreaded guinea pig disease and almost died in the back yard alone in the middle of the night!! We cheated death by deleted the grim reaper right outta the picture!!! We also deleted the boy and brought him back all nice and refreshed but it brought his grades back up to a C+ and we had to start over again!
Then the computer shut down on us without saving the game and we had to start over AGAIN!
He left for military school while his heartless mother sat reading a book in the comfy chair. We watched him walk off the property and disappear.
His mother finished reading her book, got up, called her intended and invited him over. They were married before the other six kids were in bed.
We will always remember little Otis and the sacrifice he made to make his poor lonely mother happy...
Ways To Kill Your Sims
Some of the these are unconfirmed. It was a copy and paste job from thesims message board
Starvation - If their hunger motive hits rock bottom, a sim dies.
Electrocution - If a sim tries to repair an electrical object near a puddle or with low mechanical, they get electrocuted and die.
Drowning - If energy fails while a sim is in a swimming pool, the sim dies.
Disease - There are four known sim diseases that come with vacation, livin large, unleashed. Only three are fatal and one of those three can be easily treated. There is guinea pig disease, mystery ailment, woodworkers disease and montezuma's revenge.
Toad Death - If a sim has a toadification spell cast on them and a dragon eats them, they die.
Skydiving - If a sim uses the skydiiving simulator and their energy fails, they die.
Spontaneous Combustion - Very rare, it has been known for a sim to start twitching and erupt into flames.
Diving Tank Death - If a sims energy fails while they are in the diving tank, they die.
University of SIMS - SIM Player Psychology
Class #1 � Introduction to �Killing the SIMs: Inside the Minds of SIM Serial Killers�
gmfrk898: �I drown them, burn them, poison them. You name it.�
Do You Ever Feel Guilty About Abusing Your Sims?
Story by HappyTheives
Story by Lark_Pash
I remember the fatal accident of Erik...a child my friend Allison's character had. I had the rocket outside and the kid was playing with it and the kid looked i like a little bully. I looked away to do something in my room and suddenly heard panicking sims. looked up and the boy had caught on fire. Then came the grim reaper. Normally, I would be upset over the death, but no I wasn't then. It was so out of the blue and kinda funny i laughed my head off and told my friend to watch her children with fireworks in the future.
Story by Nannie1963
I had a party and turned one of my neighbours into a toad. He was eaten I thought it was funny but my 8 year old daughter didn't when she came home from school and started to play her Sim family. She got very upset to find that her Sim had appeared to have left home with his dinner on the table. I didn't have the heart to tel her so I said he must have been kidnapped by aliens. She moved in another family.