| The Forty-Two Conspiracy |
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| In case it's kinda hard for you to see it, there is clearly a 42 spray painted (albeit somewhat faded from time, I presume) on that ground there. Coincidence or not?... And yes, it was like that when I found it. |
| I find myself quite disturbed by the general public's total ignorance regarding the more sinister aspects of that which is forty-two. Everywhere I go, spreading the word of the forty-twos' real agenda, my efforts are always met with little or no real concern. Why is this?, you may ask. I can assure you no one is more dumbfoiled at this atrocity than myself. |
| The forty-two is at the very heart of The System, The System being primarily comprised of the forty-two. They are both one in themselves with only one intent: to screw me over. The System and its little secret of forty-two obviously has it in for me. |
| OK, so I've certainly gotten my share of questions regarding all this. Most notably, what is The System? This has proven to be a tad difficult, the system being more of an abstract concept, rather than actual finite tangibility. Hence the creation of my pencil theory. With any ordinary household pencil, I could demonstrate that the pencil is neutral, only a tool for whichever side takes advantage of it. However, with one swift motion, the pencil could at any time barge the little pointy side directly into my skin. It would then be officially a mere pawn with The System, as it now has expressly directed its malice towards me. Something is then considered to have collaborated with The System, once it has been shown to, well... screw me over. This is the best analogy I have yet to come up with. |
| Something Really Freaky: So I just not got around to checking out the stats on this site... the month with the most page views was March '02 with how many hits? You guessed it -- 42. |