leak and letting me in on this)
Have you ever really stopped to think about just how many Canadioids are sneaking into
this country every day? You may very well be just as shocked as I was upon coming to this startling (and a tad disturbing) epiphany. Today's America is practically swarmed with Canadians, and you could never know... They act like us... look like us... talk like us... You could never be able to discern them apart from us, except for their notably more acute sense of humor.
Eh?...
But, in case you haven't noticed, the States are a pretty sucky lot to live in as well. Having to outsmart and protect yourself from The System all the time can get to be a major drag. Which is why I propose that we all defect to the higher Canadian Powers That Be and help take part in their revolution of Canadi-izing the entire planet.
It will start by taking down America from the inside. Once one of the aguably most powerful nations in the world has lost control to their more superior ways of life, all surrounding countries will fall prey to the domino effect. They will have no choice but to surrender to our increasingly powerful methods of intimidation. |
