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| 100% totally random things to make you smile today! |
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| Did your mom ever tell you to stop monkeying around? Well I am telling you just the opposite! Monkey around! Be silly, we all need to have fun! |
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| A kiss from the sexiest man alive! |
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| A smile can do a world of good! These are eleven things that make me smile. Do they make you smile? #1) Hugh Grant #2) a newly found love #3) Mandy's mad cow toy #4) making others smile #5) LeeNa #6) new socks #7) Christopher Robin #8) a good movie #9) the first bite of chocolate #10) Mandy #11) all of my friends |
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| Remember, as bad as things may seem you are not the producer of the last Kevin Costner movie. |
| nothing like the drag of a cigarette lit off of the burning of a picture. Mae West |
| Go into a wal-mart and change the signs on the mens and womens restrooms! |
| dart around Dillards conspicously, humming the Mission Impossible theme! |
| Go into a Sax fifth hide in the clothes racks, and when someone is looking at the clothes, jump out and yell, "pick me Pick me!!" |
| Go into a dressing room and yell out, "Hey I am out of toilet paper in here" |
| Go into a public restroom sit in the stall, lower a mirror under the stall next to you and say "peekaboo I see you" |
| Drop a marble and yell, "My glass eye, shit it fell out again!" |
| If you are a girl, randomly tell people that you used to be a man. |
| One word, strategery! |
| Whenever I feel like excersizing I lie down until the feeling passes. |
| Kissing in the rain. |
| A new BABY! alright for you Diane! |
| A SUPER REVIEW!!!!!!!!! |
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