Hantei Dave: ok. Sousha uses an Okuden to attack ogre 2
Hantei Dave: O2 rushes Keshijo with a charge dispite SOusha's
attack
Hantei Dave: Hokto that is
Hantei Dave: Udon declares
Togashi Udon: "Hey big and ugly! I want to teach you something
about life, but I don't think you'll understand it unless I beat it
into you-like your horse of a mother did to you when you were
born!"
Hantei Dave: oh..and to clarify Ogre 2 will stop 2 spaces b4
Keshijo with that charge...he can reach
Togashi Udon: to P11
Hantei Dave: anything else?
Hantei Dave: equipping? etc?
Togashi Udon: and move to R18 (have staff)
Hantei Dave: ok
Hantei Dave: want to guard?
Togashi Udon: yes please
Hantei Dave: oops..need to roll Toturi's init
Hantei Dave: and Yohei runs in the opposite direction his full
move
Hantei Dave: full run i mean
KibagamiKuno: (placing him off the board?)
Hantei Dave: 32 for init on Toturi
Suzume Sousha: lol
Hantei Dave: Yohei is on. m18
Suzume Sousha: we need to give yohei some ninja stars!
Hantei Dave: my other Ogres now
Keshijo: I should have given him my bow...
Hantei Dave: O4 will charge Udon with his head
Suzume Sousha: next time we know :-)
Hantei Dave: too bad Udon doesn't guard till after that
Togashi Udon: ...
Hantei Dave: Ogre 3 goes to attack Toturi
KibagamiKuno: (or taunt till after that lol!)
Hantei Dave: (taunting is allowed for fun factor)
KibagamiKuno: heh
Hantei Dave: Kuno declares and Toturi
Hantei Dave: Toturi gets into a guard with Kuno's sword
Suzume Sousha: is ogre 3 the main ogre? I thought it was going
to be a one on one.
Hantei Dave: and steps back one block
Suzume Sousha: for them at least
Hantei Dave: Ogre 1 is sousha
Suzume Sousha: oh ok
KibagamiKuno: (dave - question - does toturi have my sword or
my yohei sword?)
KibagamiKuno: (there was some confusion on all that last time)
Hantei Dave: i forget josh.
Hantei Dave: we'll say he has yours
KibagamiKuno: swell ;-)
Hantei Dave: actually, I wanna change Toturi's action
Hantei Dave: since he can't reach the ogre at that range
Hantei Dave: He angages the Ogre 1
Hantei Dave: engages
Hantei Dave: Kuno?
KibagamiKuno: Void Ogre 3, run right at him, and attack.
Hantei Dave: must be good
Hantei Dave: ok.
Hantei Dave: Keshijo?
KibagamiKuno: (can't let him move forward)
Hantei Dave: you will pass ogre 4...lol
Keshijo: O2 is going to stop in K13?
Keshijo: Ogre2...
KibagamiKuno: you mean ogre 4 will pass me >: )
Hantei Dave: yes Keshijo
Keshijo: I dodge my way over to I13 and sweep out his legs as
he runs...
Keshijo: With my polearm...
Hantei Dave: he is heavy...if you want you can try
Hantei Dave: lets play it out. Oh and of course Ogre 1 is
swinging at Toturi
Hantei Dave: from weher he is
Keshijo: Mostly I'm trying to cut his hamstring so he'll fall down.
Hantei Dave: called shot Kesh?
Keshijo: Yeah.
Hantei Dave: ok. Keshijo runs up to I13
Hantei Dave: you can make your called shot. -4
Keshijo: 25
Hantei Dave: (rolls dodge)
Hantei Dave: only an 18 on dodge. damage?
Keshijo: Jade help?
Hantei Dave: nope
Keshijo: 26
Suzume Sousha: so did ogre 2 move or is he in the same spot?
Keshijo: Is his leg still attached?
Keshijo: :-)
Hantei Dave: most of the damage deflects off his armor and thick
skin
Suzume Sousha: doh
Keshijo: Does he fall?
Hantei Dave: he doesn't even fall (rolled)
Hantei Dave: Ogre leader attack Toturi with a mighty swing
KibagamiKuno: (what square is he on, or did he stay still?)
Suzume Sousha: did any of the ogres move at all?
KibagamiKuno: (they haven't had a chance soush, they're waiting
their action)
Hantei Dave: he swings a long arc...Toturi dodges under it (and
wishes he can counter attack at that range)...he runs forward on
his turn and attacks
Suzume Sousha: ok just checking
Hantei Dave: he stayed still kuno
Hantei Dave: Toturi swings and the ogre gets scratched...barely
Hantei Dave: (Toturi moved forward 1 sqare btw)
Keshijo: M14?
Hantei Dave: yes
Hantei Dave: Kuno goes
Keshijo: Did Ogre2 move?
Hantei Dave: Kuno tries a void roll (roll)
KibagamiKuno: 29
Hantei Dave: Kesh: he can't he was gonna atack you...lol
Hantei Dave: he came to him
Hantei Dave: you i mean
Hantei Dave: made it Kuno
KibagamiKuno: I run up to Ogre 3 (O11). When i reach him, I
drop low as i draw, and cut an arc as i rise up to strike up
between his legs (not a called shot, just a general area) - attack
37.
Hantei Dave: he rolls dodge
Hantei Dave: 25. you got him Kuno
KibagamiKuno: damage: 32
Hantei Dave: damage
Hantei Dave: ok
KibagamiKuno: (any of that get through??)
Hantei Dave: he bleeds a little
KibagamiKuno: (baka!)
Hantei Dave: Ogre 4 charges Udon with his head
Suzume Sousha: (I have a bad feelign about this fight :-))
Hantei Dave: to R15
KibagamiKuno: (patience, udon)
Hantei Dave: roll dodge Udon
Suzume Sousha: (CRAP!!!! I accidentally moved my sheet and
all the pieces moved!!!)
KibagamiKuno: (soush, i'll message you the placement0
Togashi Udon: 26
Hantei Dave: 31 to attack
Hantei Dave: i got ya
Hantei Dave: 10 points damage with his head alone (stun
damage only)
Togashi Udon: k
Hantei Dave: Udon. Make a CON ROLL
Hantei Dave: to keep from being winded
Hantei Dave: easy roll... 14
Togashi Udon: 18
Hantei Dave: ok...do you still wanna move?
Hantei Dave: to where was it again?
Togashi Udon: r18
Togashi Udon: but i'll kill him here
KibagamiKuno: I think the ogre moved you back that way... he
was running at that angle lol
Togashi Udon: np
Hantei Dave: ok. no attack this round though Skip
Togashi Udon: np
Togashi Udon: can i taunt again?
Hantei Dave: of course
Hantei Dave: thats a double FREE action ^_-
Hantei Dave: lol
Togashi Udon: "You're no ogre! You are giving ogres a bad
name you walking pile of bile! I have killed oni that put you to
shame! You are barely worth the effort to fight! You are a big
dumb piece of Goblin turd!"
KibagamiKuno: oh swell, encourage him to sit on you next...
Togashi Udon: ever get dragon up the a$$?
Suzume Sousha: 25
Keshijo: LOL...
KibagamiKuno: (soush - did you move?)
Hantei Dave: A slice of wind cuts forth from SOusha's
wakasashi
Suzume Sousha: nope.
Hantei Dave: Ogre makes a ranged dodge roll
Hantei Dave: 21. you hit him
Hantei Dave: damage Sousha
Suzume Sousha: wohoo
KibagamiKuno: hey, that worked....
Hantei Dave: Kesh gets some help at a distance
KibagamiKuno: and here i thought we just kept you around for
your stars....
Suzume Sousha: 17 :-(
Hantei Dave: hey...it counts
Hantei Dave: but he seems to barely notice it
Suzume Sousha: true true, but it probably barely touched him
Hantei Dave: heh
Hantei Dave: Yohei runs
KibagamiKuno: to?
Hantei Dave: to M28!
Hantei Dave: he runs through the ronins
Suzume Sousha: hehehe
Suzume Sousha: (we need to put the warrior spirit in that man if
we survive)
KibagamiKuno: (i thought the ogre were between us and them)
Hantei Dave: oops...i got some attacks i forgot about
KibagamiKuno: yes, like mine
Hantei Dave: hehehe
Suzume Sousha: (I think we are surrounded by people aren't
we?)
Hantei Dave: cracks nuckles
Hantei Dave: Ogre 2 attack Keshijo with his tetsubo (at a range
penalty)
Hantei Dave: roll dodge
Hantei Dave: 31
Hantei Dave: to attack
Keshijo: Do I get any bonus for flanking him?
Hantei Dave: he isn't really flanked...he was gonna attack you
anyway
Hantei Dave: you aren't THAT fast
Keshijo: Yeah, but I went to his side... Yes I am...
Keshijo: I get the +2 for dodging though, right?
Hantei Dave: oops...no range bonus
Hantei Dave: i mean penalty
Hantei Dave: you are at 2 boxes away
Hantei Dave: he gets a 33 to attack
Hantei Dave: dodge?
Hantei Dave: no +2 sir
Keshijo: 34, 36 if I get the plus 2...
Keshijo: Oh. 34 then...
Hantei Dave: either way, he barely misses you
Hantei Dave: O3 attack Kuno with a swing as well
Hantei Dave: oops
Hantei Dave: no, thats right
Hantei Dave: dodge sir
KibagamiKuno: dodge 31
Suzume Sousha: wow
Hantei Dave: 25 to attack (with penalty)
Hantei Dave: he misses Kuno that round
KibagamiKuno: i duck between his legs as i counterstrike.
Hantei Dave: ok roll
Hantei Dave: without the duck
KibagamiKuno: (are they wide enough for that? is he giant
enough?)
Hantei Dave: just a counterstrike
Hantei Dave: normal attack
KibagamiKuno: normal attack?
Hantei Dave: yah.
KibagamiKuno: as opposed to special nut-knocker attack?
Hantei Dave: no called shot
KibagamiKuno: oh, heh, no, no called shot.
Hantei Dave: its an attack of opportunity
Hantei Dave: he rolls dodge
KibagamiKuno: I'm just spicing things up
Hantei Dave: 31
KibagamiKuno: 40
Hantei Dave: thats ok
Hantei Dave: you hit him again
Hantei Dave: damage
KibagamiKuno: 37
Hantei Dave: ouch
Hantei Dave: he still stands
KibagamiKuno: (BAKA!)
Hantei Dave: INITIATIVE
KibagamiKuno: (Round 2!)
KibagamiKuno: (dave, am i behind him now?)
Hantei Dave: no
KibagamiKuno: k
Suzume Sousha: 28!
Togashi Udon: 25
Hantei Dave: if he attacked then you are facing him
Keshijo: 30
KibagamiKuno: 36
Hantei Dave: 25, 24, 25, 25 (in order)
Hantei Dave: Ogre 2 declares
Keshijo: I mock him more...
Hantei Dave: hehehehe
Keshijo: Mostly make faces at him...
Hantei Dave: he'll make a WILL roll at that one Keshijo and
attempts a wide swing okuden to hit you AND toturi
Keshijo: since he probably won't hear me...
Hantei Dave: he stays in that square
Hantei Dave: ok, Udon tied with the other 3...lemme declare the
ones he isn't bothering first
Hantei Dave: Ogre 1 uses a super swing on Toturi
Hantei Dave: Ogre 3 does the same for Kuno
Hantei Dave: neither of them move
Hantei Dave: and dave lags a little
Togashi Udon: "How many teeth do you have? Or is 1 too high
of a number for you to count to?" (activate dragon &
attack-atami wazu, dead leg)
KibagamiKuno: (heh)
Hantei Dave: ok...udon and his ogre declare together
Hantei Dave: start typing now
Togashi Udon: ?
Hantei Dave: type your action skip
Hantei Dave: simultaneous
Togashi Udon: "How many teeth do you have? Or is 1 too high
of a number for you to count to?" (activate dragon &
attack-atami wazu, dead leg)
KibagamiKuno: type your action, then one of you will need to hit
return and the other will too
Hantei Dave: mighty roar attack!
Hantei Dave: oh...ok...thanks
Hantei Dave: missed that part skip
Togashi Udon: k
Togashi Udon: miss my taunts will you...
Togashi Udon: feh!
Suzume Sousha: mighty roar attack?
Hantei Dave: Skip: it will be a hard attack....he is wearing armor
and you aren't too familiar with Ogre anatamy
Suzume Sousha: was that a joke?
Togashi Udon: oh
Hantei Dave: no rishard
Togashi Udon: missed that
Hantei Dave: real attack
KibagamiKuno: well, now YOU can count his teeth... one
quarter, a chunk over there, half a tooth in front....
Togashi Udon: how about just hit him
Togashi Udon: with my staff
Hantei Dave: that's work too...want the tattoo also?
Suzume Sousha: (in Star Wars Galaxies you can do a Wookie
Roar which screws with your guys your fighting)
KibagamiKuno: don't just hit him, rip his leg off with bear!
Togashi Udon: yes, no move
Hantei Dave: ok
Togashi Udon: can I make a called shot to his face?
Hantei Dave: yes. -8
Togashi Udon: i will try
KibagamiKuno: aim for the mouth, maybe you'll hit the roar on
it's way out
Hantei Dave: heheh...simultaneous roar
Hantei Dave: ok...sousha declares
Suzume Sousha: I would like to put my wakasashi away and pull
out 10 shuriken, and if I can still move I'd like to move to k16
Hantei Dave: ok, no attack though
Suzume Sousha: if not then I will stay where I am
Suzume Sousha: yeah thats fine, I figured as much
Hantei Dave: ok
Hantei Dave: Keshijo decalres
Hantei Dave: oops...attack by Toturi btw
Hantei Dave: he uses an okuden
Hantei Dave: TOturi attacks through the armor
Hantei Dave: seeking blade
KibagamiKuno: (feh, he took mine!)
Keshijo: I need to learn that one...
Keshijo: I move to K10 and swing at Hokto.
Hantei Dave: oops..Kesh, I need to move the ogre up one
also...sorry...to k13 for his attack...just so you know
Hantei Dave: you will beat him though
Hantei Dave: and flank
Keshijo: Oh...
Hantei Dave: but it was his intention to attack both of you with a
move so he will still take the step if he can
Keshijo: I was moving so He would have to choose between me
and Toturi..
Hantei Dave: right
Hantei Dave: he will be taking the move if he can
Hantei Dave: and only hit toturi
Keshijo: Oh.. I taunt him more!
Keshijo: "You're pretty small little boy!"
KibagamiKuno: perhaps get between him and toturi?
Keshijo: "My Hamster fights better!"
Hantei Dave: whispers kesh
Togashi Udon: hehehe
Hantei Dave: ...ok, he'll stay and attack you instead
Hantei Dave: no flank though then
Hantei Dave: finally...Kuno goes
Keshijo: That's okay. His back will be to Toturi ... and Sousha!
Hantei Dave: yes it will
Suzume Sousha: wait confused . . .what just happened?
Suzume Sousha: did kesh move?
Keshijo: Yes. To K10.
Hantei Dave: yes
Suzume Sousha: ok
Hantei Dave: after Kuno to be precise
KibagamiKuno: well, following the lead of my great daimyo, i use
seeking blade and attack the ogre near the side where the
armor is weaker and wider spaced.
Suzume Sousha: (this is kind of like plaing chess)
Hantei Dave: (called shot Kuno?)
KibagamiKuno: no no, "just" a seeking blade
Hantei Dave: the ronin are either cheering and booing
Hantei Dave: you aren't sure for who
KibagamiKuno: (rolled a 21 to make the seeking blade)
Hantei Dave: ok
Hantei Dave: attack
KibagamiKuno: 35
Hantei Dave: 28 to dodge
Hantei Dave: damage
KibagamiKuno: uh oh...
KibagamiKuno: 30 pts (no armor)
Hantei Dave: ok...you can't ignore his skin armor though
Hantei Dave: hehehe
KibagamiKuno: OK
KibagamiKuno: i'll buy that :-)
Hantei Dave: he lets out a loud grunt...but still attempts his
attack...on his turn
Hantei Dave: Keshijo goes
Suzume Sousha: has kuno been hacking at the same ogre the last
3 turns???
Hantei Dave: Keshijo moves to K10
Hantei Dave: 2 turns Sousha ^_-
KibagamiKuno: yes, but i only just started to hurt him for real...
Suzume Sousha: oh ok
Hantei Dave: Sousha moves to K16 and equips 10, yes 10,
shurikens
Suzume Sousha: (woohoo)
Hantei Dave: roll attack Keshijo
Hantei Dave: 26 to dodge
Keshijo: 27
Hantei Dave: grr
Hantei Dave: damage
Keshijo: 21
Keshijo: Did I even hurt it?
Hantei Dave: a scrath gets through ^_-
Hantei Dave: lets do the Udon battle now
Hantei Dave: he yells!
Hantei Dave: Udon activates tattoo and attacks
Togashi Udon: "I know! You are in love with Ogre 3 & you told
him your feelings. Ogre-love bunny then called you tiny & weak
(and I mean tiny down there) & forced you to change your
name to "Goblin-dick".
Hantei Dave: make a CON roll Udon df=22
Togashi Udon: Right, Goblin-dick!
KibagamiKuno: (stick to the tooth, na naaa... stick to the tooth,
na na naaa...)
Hantei Dave: and then roll the attack
Togashi Udon: dave, i cant beat 22
Hantei Dave: well, get three sixes then
Togashi Udon: even if i roll 18
Togashi Udon: nope
Hantei Dave: ok...you are stunned next round
Togashi Udon: why?
Hantei Dave: make the attack this round though
KibagamiKuno: (perhaps there is an applicable skill?)
Suzume Sousha: because of his roar
Hantei Dave: he used a yelling okuden to stun you
KibagamiKuno: like resist torture?
Togashi Udon: but my attack might stop his roar
Hantei Dave: na...its a WILL roll with that Josh
KibagamiKuno: k
Hantei Dave: Udon: simultaneous...both happened
Hantei Dave: you still get the attack this round
Hantei Dave: 22 dodge
Togashi Udon: 27 sure now i roll a 17
Hantei Dave: and you have the tattoo activated if you roll for it
Hantei Dave: roll damage
Togashi Udon: tatt-26
Hantei Dave: ok
Hantei Dave: damage for the attack?
Togashi Udon: 25
Hantei Dave: nice
Hantei Dave: it annoyed him
Hantei Dave: did you flame him?
Togashi Udon: i didnt know i could
Togashi Udon: if i can i will
Hantei Dave: i didn't think you did
Hantei Dave: hold off...it is activated
Togashi Udon: sure
Hantei Dave: someone may wanna help Udon next round
(SOUSHA)
Hantei Dave: but anyway
KibagamiKuno: heh, if you're stunned and release the dragon, do
you automatically flame him?
Suzume Sousha: (good call)
Togashi Udon: "The other ogres? They keep you around to make
fun of, don't they, Goblin-dick? They make you do the dishes,
right? And massage their feet after a long day of walking upright
and pretending to be important?"
Hantei Dave: Kuno's Ogre attacks with his Okuden
Hantei Dave: (and hopes he doesn't miss)
Hantei Dave: 33
KibagamiKuno: dodge: 33
Hantei Dave: to attack
KibagamiKuno: doh
Hantei Dave: uh oh is right
KibagamiKuno: (we're at close range, right?)
Hantei Dave: damn....i missed
Hantei Dave: BECAUSE you are at close range
Hantei Dave: and ONLY because you are at close range
Hantei Dave: just so you know, I was about to roll 14 damage
dice
Hantei Dave: ...just so you know
Togashi Udon: save it for me ;-)
Suzume Sousha: oh damn!
Suzume Sousha: thats crazy
Hantei Dave: told you they hurt
KibagamiKuno: the rustle of wind - crosses behind as i fight -
luck or the kami?
Suzume Sousha: insta-death
Hantei Dave: counter/
Hantei Dave: ?
KibagamiKuno: sure
KibagamiKuno: 30
Hantei Dave: he is still up
Hantei Dave: but is hurting now
Hantei Dave: Keshijo's attacks
KibagamiKuno: (that was the attack, not damage)
Hantei Dave: oh yeah
KibagamiKuno: he can still dodge, if he wants...
Hantei Dave: 31 on dodge
KibagamiKuno: heh
Hantei Dave: just made it
Hantei Dave: he counter strikes ^_-
Hantei Dave: hehehe
KibagamiKuno: ok... this could go on for a while...
Hantei Dave: 32 to attack
Togashi Udon: you can counterstrike a counterstrike? Then can
you counter strike a counter strike strike?
Hantei Dave: only 1 counter per enemy a round
Hantei Dave: as in description
KibagamiKuno: 35 dodge
Hantei Dave: a 2nd wind blows for Kuno
Hantei Dave: Keshijo's attacks
Hantei Dave: roll dodge Kesh
KibagamiKuno: (that's what we get for fighting ogre heh - lots of
wind blowing)
Togashi Udon: Kuno is blowin a mighty wind!
Hantei Dave: 26 to attack kesh
Keshijo: Heh. And I was worried I only rolled a 5...
Keshijo: That's 28...
Hantei Dave: :P
Hantei Dave: finally Toturi's goes
Hantei Dave: same attack as on Kuno
Hantei Dave: 28 to attack (with penalty)
KibagamiKuno: (how did toturi's attack go?)
Hantei Dave: 34 to dodge from Toturi
Hantei Dave: Toturi hit him of course...maybe I forgot to write it
Hantei Dave: ok...3rd ROUND!
Hantei Dave: ding ding ding
Hantei Dave: INITS
Togashi Udon: 20
Hantei Dave: 30, 22, 28, 28
Suzume Sousha: 22
Hantei Dave: sorry...add 3 to all those
Suzume Sousha: crap
Hantei Dave: sousha: do you have a combat sense bonus?
Keshijo: 32
Hantei Dave: you can add that in if you have that talent
Togashi Udon: oops...sorry add 30 to mine
Keshijo: 30! DAMN!
Hantei Dave: heheh
KibagamiKuno: feh, 30.
Keshijo: That makes 50!
Togashi Udon: \m/,
Suzume Sousha: well I guess we know who declares firsst
Hantei Dave: 50?
KibagamiKuno: 50?
Togashi Udon: joke
Suzume Sousha: and I think Dave already knows what I'm going
to do.
KibagamiKuno: what were you stunned into last week?
Togashi Udon: geez
Togashi Udon: heheh
Keshijo: Hehe.
Hantei Dave: really 50?
Togashi Udon: no
Togashi Udon: 20
KibagamiKuno: (dave, where is Ogre 2?
KibagamiKuno: )
Hantei Dave: oh....i see
Hantei Dave: K12
KibagamiKuno: (ok, so he didn't move in the end0
Hantei Dave: ok...toturi gets a 25
Hantei Dave: 35 i mean
Hantei Dave: hehehe
Hantei Dave: Udon declares to be dizzy
Hantei Dave: and let out a silly little taunt
Togashi Udon: "You are really bad at fighting. Do you want to
take a minute to gather your thought? Remember your, "Hit little
man with my head." strategy that was working ever so
flawlessly?"
Hantei Dave: Sousha declares
Suzume Sousha: double dogakure on the ogre attacking udon.
Suzume Sousha: I gotta probably write all of these shots on
notepad to make it work.
KibagamiKuno: heheh
Suzume Sousha: ummm to the head
Hantei Dave: hehehe
KibagamiKuno: (why not, right?)
Hantei Dave: ok, now for a few ogres
Hantei Dave: Ogre 2 uses that super attack on Keshijo
Hantei Dave: Ogre 3 uses the stun shout now
Hantei Dave: Ogre 4 grabs the prone Udon with his free hand
and tries to bite off his head
Hantei Dave: called shot
Hantei Dave: literally will try this
Togashi Udon: always trying to bite off my head
Togashi Udon: 1st an oni
Togashi Udon: now an ogre
Hantei Dave: Kesh, Ogr1 and Kuno go together...good thing
they are far apart
KibagamiKuno: Hope udon doesn't reflexively release the
dragon when he tries that... could be messy
Togashi Udon: well, if at 1st you dont succeed, stop trying!
Hantei Dave: Ogre1 realizes he is being outclassed and uses a
super punch attack at Toturi
Hantei Dave: Udon might explode ^_-
Hantei Dave: Kuno and Kesh declare
Hantei Dave: (little movement on the board
Keshijo: DODGE!
Togashi Udon: Nuclear Udon!
Keshijo: Oh wait...
Togashi Udon: Sounds like a Cluck U dish!
KibagamiKuno: Seeking blade (23) to called shot (solarplexus)
to avoid that shout - attack 42!
Hantei Dave: action Kesh and Kuno?
Hantei Dave: called shot Kuno?
Keshijo: Can I cast and strike?
Hantei Dave: yes kesh...if you cast in one turn
Hantei Dave: hard rolls
KibagamiKuno: yes
KibagamiKuno: 1 sec
Keshijo: Hold on a sec..
Hantei Dave: TOturi goes 1st anyway ^_-
KibagamiKuno: i figure that's a larger target than his neck
KibagamiKuno: (oh yeah, thought we all went together at the end
here)
Hantei Dave: Toturi beat everyone
KibagamiKuno: (whichever i have a better shot at - neck vs
solarplexus, that's the one i do)
Suzume Sousha: (its a good thing we stopped the game where
we did last time. This is one long fight)
Hantei Dave: i know
Hantei Dave: 1 sec all
Hantei Dave: Keshijo attempts a cast and a strike
Hantei Dave: Toturi dodges to N13 and makes another seeking
armor attack
Hantei Dave: he misses
Hantei Dave: Ogre counters
Hantei Dave: Ogre misses
Hantei Dave: TOturi counters
Hantei Dave: Touturi hits
Hantei Dave: whew
Hantei Dave: Kesh changed his mind on the spell
Hantei Dave: 1 sec people....discussing with brian rules
Togashi Udon: brian does rule
Hantei Dave: ok...we are ready
Hantei Dave: its wierd...so follow along
Hantei Dave: Lets do Keshijo first
Keshijo: 25 on the casting...
Hantei Dave: Keshijo turns in one of Kuno's winds
Hantei Dave: As the Ogre's strike passes through nothing leaving
a hole in the ground
Keshijo: "Prepare to die fool."
Hantei Dave: Kuno attacks with seeking blade
KibagamiKuno: (no called shot)
KibagamiKuno: (42)
Hantei Dave: 19 to dodge
KibagamiKuno: doh!
Hantei Dave: damage
KibagamiKuno: 39
Suzume Sousha: 42!
Togashi Udon: Thats the answer!
Hantei Dave: Kuno slices through a weak spot in the armor, the
ogre's eyes roll back as he slumps forward. THe ronin go silent
KibagamiKuno: yes, the answer, to life, the universe, and silence
(whew)
Suzume Sousha: (kuno's powerful swing unlocked the univers)
Hantei Dave: a wind blows
KibagamiKuno: (that was probably a closer one than even the
wind!)
Hantei Dave: Kuno's ogre lost his turn ^_-
Hantei Dave: and life
Suzume Sousha: bout time!
Hantei Dave: well, Skip's ogre beat Sousha init
Togashi Udon: :-)
Hantei Dave: so he reaches for Udon
Togashi Udon: Udon is slippery when wet
Hantei Dave: no dodge roll for you. roll 3d6+DEX only Udon
Togashi Udon: 20
Hantei Dave: 21 to attack
Hantei Dave: he picks up Udon and gets ready to chomp down
Hantei Dave: one more roll Udon
Hantei Dave: same
KibagamiKuno: (that's next rounds attack tho, yah?)
Hantei Dave: 24
Hantei Dave: to attack
Togashi Udon: 19
KibagamiKuno: (unless the ogre gets two attacks per round....)
Hantei Dave: oops...called shot
Hantei Dave: 16 to attack actually
Hantei Dave: Udon weaves his head to the side
Hantei Dave: in the ogres grip
Togashi Udon: "So now you want to kiss me, eh Goblin-dick?"
Hantei Dave: still wanna attack Sousha? you might hit Udon
Suzume Sousha: yeah. . . he's screwed if I don't I think.
KibagamiKuno: (he's not screwed till next round, heh)
Suzume Sousha: maybe I can make him drop him.
Suzume Sousha: or hit him in the mough
Hantei Dave: ok...Sousha throws 10 shurikens at the Ogre's
head
Hantei Dave: yes 10
Togashi Udon: i'm fine. having the time of my life. fuck.
Hantei Dave: Udon needs to roll 2 dodges (no skill)
Hantei Dave: but it was to the head sousha
Hantei Dave: it pisses him off
Suzume Sousha: yeah so it's 20, but still.
Suzume Sousha: kuno must have hit the last guy for like 100
before he died :-)
Togashi Udon: 17
Togashi Udon: 19
Hantei Dave: you got hit once Udon
Hantei Dave: roll damage again sousha
Hantei Dave: for Udon
KibagamiKuno: the first two didn't get through much, the second
two added another 50 or so. I'm betting these guys have
60-70.
Suzume Sousha: 7 (thank God for bad rolls)
Togashi Udon: these better not have a Oku special on them...
Hantei Dave: heheh...7 points ouchi Udon (not his day)
Togashi Udon: $%#^%#^%$&^
Hantei Dave: Q-bert?
Suzume Sousha: (hopefully he has some armor on)
KibagamiKuno: heh
Togashi Udon: nope
Keshijo: Just pants...
Hantei Dave: he still has you Udon
Suzume Sousha: "Woops sorry about that friend!"
Hantei Dave: NEXT ROUND...4
Suzume Sousha: (did he at least drop udon in his rage?)
Hantei Dave: INITS
Hantei Dave: nope sousha
KibagamiKuno: nobody moved, right?
KibagamiKuno: (last round?)
Hantei Dave: toturi did
Togashi Udon: 27
KibagamiKuno: to
Hantei Dave: N12
Suzume Sousha: 21
Hantei Dave: oops
Hantei Dave: I forgot Toturi's ogre
Hantei Dave: Toturi's ogre punches Toturi
Hantei Dave: rolls attack
Hantei Dave: 30
Hantei Dave: dodge 28
Hantei Dave: uh oh
KibagamiKuno: err, i'll catch you?
Hantei Dave: TOturi gets walloped and flies back a full square
KibagamiKuno: that would be my square.
Hantei Dave: he is now at p13
Hantei Dave: o13 i mean
Hantei Dave: lag?
Hantei Dave: lag
KibagamiKuno: confused - ogre is at M13, toturi at N12. Not
that i mind, but "back" is O11.
Hantei Dave: are you at O13 kuno?
KibagamiKuno: nope, O11.
Hantei Dave: you are at 11 no?
Hantei Dave: ok
KibagamiKuno: ok
Hantei Dave: Toturi gets back up though
Hantei Dave: not inits please
Hantei Dave: now i mean
Togashi Udon: 27
KibagamiKuno: 29
Hantei Dave: 26, 31, 24 for ogres 1, 2 , and 4
Keshijo: 34
Hantei Dave: toturi: 29
Hantei Dave: sousha?
Suzume Sousha: I think I said 21
Hantei Dave: ok
Hantei Dave: sousha declares
Suzume Sousha: yeah it was 21
Suzume Sousha: oh. I will run to help udon so I will run to p13 I
think, and pull out my wakasashi
Hantei Dave: 13?
Suzume Sousha: I think so. . . or 14 pending on move ment.. I
counted 5 down I believe
Hantei Dave: you can run and charge if you want
Hantei Dave: and attack with that wakasashi
Hantei Dave: it would be a charge attack
Suzume Sousha: what are the negatives to that attack?
Hantei Dave: +2 damage, -2 defense
Suzume Sousha: give me one second
Hantei Dave: ok
Suzume Sousha: by the way its a regular attack roll with +2
right?
Hantei Dave: oops...yes.. attack..not damage
Hantei Dave: sorry
Hantei Dave: wanna try it?
Suzume Sousha: ahhh ok.
Hantei Dave: where to?
Suzume Sousha: yeah I will do the charge then
Hantei Dave: P15?
Suzume Sousha: I can do the charge from there?
Suzume Sousha: if so then sure.
Hantei Dave: ok
Hantei Dave: Ogre 4 declares
Suzume Sousha: (to kill sousha!)
Hantei Dave: He throws his tetsubo at the charging Sousha and
crushes Udon with his other hand
KibagamiKuno: heh, no airborne monk this round? his loss....
Hantei Dave: no roll needed for that
Hantei Dave: Ogre 1 runs between Toturi and where he think
Kuno will run, P14
Hantei Dave: He prepares to attack Toturi again
Hantei Dave: Ogre 2, Hokto, scratches his head in confusion
Hantei Dave: he spends half his turn looking around for his
opponent
Hantei Dave: and then decides he better charge Sousha
Keshijo: I'm not invisible...
Hantei Dave: to L15
Keshijo: Just untouchable...
Suzume Sousha: crap :-)
Hantei Dave: oh
Hantei Dave: oops
Hantei Dave: one sec then
Hantei Dave: he scratches his head anyway
Suzume Sousha: sousha would keep fuckin running all the way to
yohei :-)
Hantei Dave: (I assume you went through him so he still can't
find you)
Hantei Dave: and charges Sousha anyway
Hantei Dave: lol
Suzume Sousha: lol
Keshijo: Oh. Yeah.. there was that...
Keshijo: I forgot he wasn't too bright...
KibagamiKuno: don't i declare before O2?
Hantei Dave: Toturi sees the Ogres plan run north!
KibagamiKuno: not that it matters...
Suzume Sousha: hopefully kuno can save my butt while I save
udon's :-)
Hantei Dave: Toturi runs to N6
Hantei Dave: Kuno declares
Hantei Dave: I think Udon is in bigger trouble right now ^_-
KibagamiKuno: R15 (since i move before OgreLeader)
Hantei Dave: you did indeed
KibagamiKuno: And attack
KibagamiKuno: (actually
Hantei Dave: flank
KibagamiKuno: void, then attack.
Hantei Dave: ok...roll void
KibagamiKuno: (shoulda voided him at the end of last round,
duh)
KibagamiKuno: 29
Hantei Dave: same as before...you got it
Suzume Sousha: wait toturi ran to n6? did u mean n16???
Hantei Dave: (this is a hard void roll btw)
Hantei Dave: N6
KibagamiKuno: attack?
Hantei Dave: he is trying to draw the ogre away sousha
Hantei Dave: and attack Kuno
Suzume Sousha: ok
Hantei Dave: then Keshijo can go
KibagamiKuno: I cut lower across his legs/back (don't want to
hit Udon): 35 + flank
Suzume Sousha: I thought he was running from the fight all of a
sudden.
Hantei Dave: rolls dodge
Hantei Dave: uh....no
Hantei Dave: was it called shot?
KibagamiKuno: interestingly, toturi has now put himself between
the ogres and the ronin - making them look like the outsiders
and him the defender.
KibagamiKuno: no, just a low cut.
Hantei Dave: ok...damage
KibagamiKuno: not that we can do high cuts against 8 foot
monsters...
KibagamiKuno: 34
Hantei Dave: ok
Togashi Udon: Why are you guys trying to help me? I am about
to kill this dumb smelly thing...
KibagamiKuno: i know, but until you do...
Hantei Dave: good shot
KibagamiKuno: (and i keep low! lol)
Hantei Dave: oops...i skipped Udon't action
Hantei Dave: Udon?
Togashi Udon: Damnit Kuno, steal all my thunder!
KibagamiKuno: fireball?
Togashi Udon: Look Goblin-dick in the eye and say, "Here,
catch!"
KibagamiKuno: uh, spicy noodly?
Hantei Dave: i mean, I skipped his declare
Hantei Dave: anyway, Kesh can go
Togashi Udon: Dragon Level 2
Hantei Dave: Keshijo?
Hantei Dave: ok Udon
Hantei Dave: 1 sec
Hantei Dave: Keshijo floats behind the ogre in mist form
Hantei Dave: Hokto that is
Hantei Dave: ...
KibagamiKuno: kesh, what square are you and hokto on?
Keshijo: I'm trying to figure that out...
Hantei Dave: he will either be in K10 or K11 this round
Hantei Dave: depending on what weapon he uses
KibagamiKuno: which weapon is skip's still holding?
Hantei Dave: Keshijo stays in K10
Togashi Udon: my staff
Hantei Dave: ...
KibagamiKuno: not skip, skip's ogre.
Hantei Dave: club
Hantei Dave: big club
Togashi Udon: he threw it at sousha, or will
Hantei Dave: he will try to
KibagamiKuno: ok, so who/what are we waiting on?
Hantei Dave: (made his CON roll)
Hantei Dave: Brian
Keshijo: I stab my naganata into the ogre's head and pause as it
reaches his brain. Then I turn real.
Togashi Udon: interesting...
Hantei Dave: the ogre, prone, gets a puzzled look on his face
Hantei Dave: and snaps the naginata blade as his helmet twists
against it
Hantei Dave: damage?
Keshijo: 25
Hantei Dave: oh...mabe he is dead
Hantei Dave: i though he might survive this
Hantei Dave: he falls to one side. Now the ronin begin cheering
Keshijo: "Still think humans are weak?"
Togashi Udon: yea, kinda. some are...
Hantei Dave: ok....now my ogre
Hantei Dave: doing the throw
Suzume Sousha: So he is definitely dead or just very hurt?
Togashi Udon: WTF, i rolled a 27 for init
Hantei Dave: dead sousha
Togashi Udon: ogre 24
Hantei Dave: oops...sorry Udon
Suzume Sousha: cool. one more tic-tac to eat
Hantei Dave: Udon explodes
Hantei Dave: ^_-
Hantei Dave: point blank range
KibagamiKuno: hey, which way did Ogre Leader go?
Hantei Dave: he dropped his action and stayed this round Kuno
KibagamiKuno: k
Hantei Dave: but he is watching Toturi
Hantei Dave: ogre gets blasted in the face with fire
Hantei Dave: rolling damage
Hantei Dave: he face is cartoony black
Hantei Dave: and he looses his throw and crush
Hantei Dave: he lets Udon go
Hantei Dave: Sousha goes
Hantei Dave: sousha runs to p15
Hantei Dave: and attacks with a 29
Hantei Dave: dodge=15
Hantei Dave: roll damage sousha
Suzume Sousha: woohoo
Suzume Sousha: 17
Suzume Sousha: crappy ass roles :-(
Hantei Dave: well, it it hurt a little
Hantei Dave: Yohei runs out of the crowd to P16 and attacks
with his tanto
Hantei Dave: with a charge
Hantei Dave: hehehe...Yohei rolls with a 20
Suzume Sousha: noone gave him a sword? :-)
Hantei Dave: he used a tanto
KibagamiKuno: (he seems to like it)
Hantei Dave: dodge=15 again
Hantei Dave: Yohei hits
Hantei Dave: damage
Hantei Dave: whats tanto damage again?
Hantei Dave: 1d6?
Hantei Dave: 2d6?
KibagamiKuno: 2d6
Suzume Sousha: 2
KibagamiKuno: (2x1)d6
Hantei Dave: Yohei clinks the ogres armor with a stab
Hantei Dave: heheh
Hantei Dave: next round
Hantei Dave: don't bother rolling inits
Hantei Dave: the ronin attack your ogre
Suzume Sousha: hehehe
Hantei Dave: he is swarmed with swords
Suzume Sousha: should go for an eyeshot next time with him :-)
Hantei Dave: and sliced into pieces
Hantei Dave: they also form a tight circle around the leader
Hantei Dave: all with swords drawn
Suzume Sousha: (woohoo another tic-tac down)
Hantei Dave: the Ogre looks around and sneers
Hantei Dave: actions?
Hantei Dave: from you guys?
Togashi Udon: "The Ise Zumi has a saying about ogres. It is:
'Ogres are dumb.' Usually it is followed by: 'They are so dumb
that they think their lice are their children.' Then we say: 'But the
lice know better.'"
KibagamiKuno: "Surrender now; soon will be too late for you."
Hantei Dave: Kuno: no way he can hear you
Hantei Dave: everyone is shouting
Keshijo: "That is the Sama's choice."
Suzume Sousha: stand around and watch
Suzume Sousha: with a big smile
Keshijo: oh.. nevermind.. they'll never hear me then...
Hantei Dave: Yohei spits on his dead oppopnent
Hantei Dave: TOturi walks up to the Ogre...sword pointed
KibagamiKuno: I move closer to the ogre leader in case action is
needed.
Hantei Dave: I assume you people also watch
Hantei Dave: yes?
KibagamiKuno: (sure)
Hantei Dave: ronin are shouting
KibagamiKuno: (no! i can't look! kidding)
Togashi Udon: sure
Keshijo: Yes, but I stay near my ogre...
Hantei Dave: They clear a path for Toturi
Keshijo: nearish...
Hantei Dave: Ogre: "Fine. Leadership is yours. Kill me."
Hantei Dave: "You have destroyed my only hope anyway."
Hantei Dave: He sneers and squints through his 1 eye
Hantei Dave: Toturi doesn't move...sword in air
Hantei Dave: "I saw no hope."
Hantei Dave: says toturi
Hantei Dave: Ogre: "I am the last of those who escaped the
shadowlands. Hope is lost for my people."
Hantei Dave: "I have seen the ages of my empire and watch us
become stupid and slaves of Fu Leng. You have helped Him
today."
Hantei Dave: "When I left, I began to remember. But my
memories are useless now."
Hantei Dave: "and painful."
Hantei Dave: "By my final law, you must regain leadership the
traditional way."
Hantei Dave: Toturi doesn't move
Hantei Dave: the ronin are silent
Hantei Dave: actions?
Keshijo: "There is another way."
Hantei Dave: whispers Kesh
Keshijo: I walk up to the leader.
Hantei Dave: Kesh walks up
Keshijo: "Join with Toturi."
Keshijo: "He is strong. He can show you the right way to lead."
Keshijo: "He is honorable."
Hantei Dave: "I am old but I cannot remember my age after my
time in the tainted lands. I am only in pain now."
Hantei Dave: "I remember the shining city of the Ogres...faintly."
Keshijo: "Toturi-sama stands against Fu Leng. Help him and help
yourself and your people."
Hantei Dave: anyone else?
Suzume Sousha: (nope, could care less what happens to him
:-))
Hantei Dave: Ogre: "I will not beg for death. I will only hunt you
until I am dead."
Keshijo: "There is another way. Do not waste your life."
Hantei Dave: Toturi: "Your loss is not in vain...noble creature. I
grant you your last wish."
Hantei Dave: Toturi cleaves his head
Hantei Dave: Toturi hands Kuno his sword back
Hantei Dave: "thank you friend."
Hantei Dave: He looks at Keshijo. "There is another way."
KibagamiKuno: "doma arigato, sama, it is a great honor to know
that you fight with a sword i once wielded, and that i wield a
sword you once held"
KibagamiKuno: (kuno accepted the sword back with two hand
supporting the blade)
KibagamiKuno: (bow)
Hantei Dave: Toturi gets on his knees. "Who will continue the
battle against our common enemy... and the ogres enemy?"
Keshijo: "I will."
Togashi Udon: "i will."
KibagamiKuno: "I"
Hantei Dave: ronin: "I will" falls to knees
Suzume Sousha: as will I
Hantei Dave: all the ronin begin dropping one by one
Hantei Dave: all of them eventually drop
Hantei Dave: many of them prostrate
Hantei Dave: especially the ex-Lion
Hantei Dave: Toturi gets back up.
Keshijo: Is Bayushi Hisa around?
Hantei Dave: Toturi: "I need two volunteers to go back to the
village."
Hantei Dave: Kesh: yes, and he is on his knees
Hantei Dave: Yohei ddoesn't drop btw
Hantei Dave: 4 men stand and kneel before Toturi
Hantei Dave: Toturi: "He was right. We need supplies. I want
you four to go down to the village and protect it from bandits."
Hantei Dave: "In servicce for our supplies."
Hantei Dave: "And I need you to stay here as recruiters for our
new army."
Hantei Dave: They bow
Hantei Dave: and go down to the village
Hantei Dave: Toturi: "Next, we travel to scorpion lands....and
get more friends."
Hantei Dave: "SET UP CAMP!"
Hantei Dave: He walks towards the party
Hantei Dave: "Thank you."
Togashi Udon: bow
Keshijo: Bow low.
Suzume Sousha: bows "With pleasure sama"
Keshijo: "Be careful in the Scorpion lands. Not all of them see
your destiny as I do."
Hantei Dave: "You have redeemed me. I will take up your battle
when the time comes."
KibagamiKuno: bow - "Thank you, sama, your strength and
wisdom is much needed in these times"
Hantei Dave: "I ask one favor."
Keshijo: "Many will not understand."
Hantei Dave: "In time they will understand Keshijo."
Hantei Dave: "Even if it is at the very end."
Keshijo: "True. But that is my point."
Hantei Dave: "Ahem....my favor please."
Keshijo: "Hai, sama."
Hantei Dave: "I need a representative of the bearers to stay."
Suzume Sousha: (I nominate yohei! :-))
Hantei Dave: do you say that?
Suzume Sousha: (nope)
Keshijo: (And in strolls Habikki....)
Hantei Dave: no other takers?
Suzume Sousha: (hoping he might nominate himself)
KibagamiKuno: "If a representative is required, perhaps Yohei is
a good choice? He could be well protected here, better than
we can do for him,
Togashi Udon: (well...)
Hantei Dave: Toturi: "Actually, I had him in mind."
KibagamiKuno: and might better appreciate the camp to our
path"
Togashi Udon: (nm)
Hantei Dave: Toturi prostrates before Yohei
KibagamiKuno: O_O
Hantei Dave: to Kuno: "I have lives as Samurai, as Emporer, as
Monk, as Eta, and now as ronin. In the end we are all the same
Kuno-san."
Hantei Dave: Yohei looks unsure and then kneels before Toturi.
"I accept."
Keshijo: "I am happy you have proven my faith in you was
justified. Both of you." I look to Toturi then to Yohei.
Hantei Dave: Toturi stands again
KibagamiKuno: Saving this comment for later: ("In some ways,
sama, but i have not yet lived as an emperor, monk, or Eta.")
Hantei Dave: "I will be his Yojimbo from now on. A pledge to
the bearers."
KibagamiKuno: "Domo, sama. Add Yojimbo and Ronin
General to your list" :-)
Hantei Dave: smiles
Hantei Dave: "Although times will be harder, I feel a great weight
lifted from my shoulders."
Togashi Udon: (perhaps we should tell him about everything we
have heard and all for the info we have gathered, since he's
been out of it)
Hantei Dave: A ronin shouts a cheer for Toturi and the others
join in
Hantei Dave: END GAME.
KibagamiKuno: "Sama, perhaps in a way you have already
answered, but we have a favor to ask of you..."
Hantei Dave: oops
Hantei Dave: "Hai?"
Suzume Sousha: that was intersting
Suzume Sousha: one big ass fight
Keshijo: Any Eta around?
Keshijo: I need my blade back...
Hantei Dave: Rishard: sometimes you need a big ass fight
Suzume Sousha: agreed :-)
KibagamiKuno: "As you know, our task is to find the Thunders.
And the Togashi identified you as a Thunder. It seems obvious
that you will fight Fu Leng,
Hantei Dave: Kesh: theres a whole village down there
KibagamiKuno: but will you carry one more title?"
Hantei Dave: "..."
Suzume Sousha: should be intersting exp from this game.
KibagamiKuno: (realized we came all this way and forgot to ask
him!)
Hantei Dave: (yes?)
KibagamiKuno: (uh, that was the question... )
Keshijo: (We did?)
KibagamiKuno: "Will you be the Lion Thunder?"
Keshijo: (I thought we brought it up a few times while he was still
'out of it')
Suzume Sousha: lol!
KibagamiKuno: (well, yeah, but we didn't get a straight answer!)
Hantei Dave: (you did...but josh mentioned he might have
already answered)
Hantei Dave: "When the time comes, I will take up my sword,
and battle Fu Leng as A Thunder."
