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This is a MADEUP interview w/ Zac.


ZH=Zac LG=Me


*zac walks in and sits down*
LG:How are you?
ZH::mutters:fine..
LG: Excuse me?
ZH: NOTHING!
LG:Shall we begin w/ the questions?
ZH: Whatever.
LG: Okay, then. Do you like it that your brothers think they are better than you?
ZH: Hey. Who said that?
LG: I said that. Just answer the stupid question.
ZH: I hate it. I hate the fact that Isaac is so stupid and tries to act smart. Hes just a dork. I hate the fact that Taylor talks more than a teenage girl. I hate it when Taylor sits like a girl.
LG: Alrighty then.
ZH: :stares into space:
LG: Next question, when you wrote "MMMBOP" did you think it was going be such a big hit?
ZH: No, I HATE that song, I'm so sick of singing it.
LG: Alright...What do you think of your fans?
ZH: Most of them are just mindless, fat, cows. But at the same time you have to apriciate the wierdness. Ya gotta love them.
LG: Have you ever met a fan that you'd posibly date?
ZH: Theres this one girl. She was nice, she wore an orange shirt and it just sticks out in my mind. She went crazy, but was calm at the same time. She was so funny, and just way down to earth. She wasnt like "OMG IM MEETING ZAC HANSON!" She was cool about it. I dont remember her name, i was high.
LG: Oh. If you met her again what would you say to her?
ZH: Hey, I had fun. Wanna do it again sometime?
LG: :looks around puzzled:
ZH: JOKE! Im just joking.I dont know what i'd say.
LG: :jokingly: Why are you such a loser?
ZH: I honestly dont know. I think itz a family trait. We are all losers.
LG: Why doesnt your mouth move?
ZH: :sighs: My brothers and I, we have a wierd disease that doesnt allow us to move our mouths. Usually they computer animate our mouths moving. Itz a sad thing, really.
LG: Well thats all I have. Thank you.
ZH: Yea whatever :gets up and walks out: 1