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| Movies "Oh Bridget, you'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you've just wandered out of Auschwitz." "If working here means working within ten yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse." "This can't be just shagging, a mini break means true love." - Bridget Jones' Diary "No, you did not have great sex with Sheldon. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humping and pumping are not Sheldon's strong suits. It's the name. Do it to me, 'Sheldon'. You're an animal, 'Sheldon'. Ride me big 'Shelodn'. Doesn't work." - When Harry Met Sally "Ooo, I hate that clown." "You're gonna die clown!" "Mista, Mista, get this off of me!" "What, friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark." - Happy Gilmore "We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements." -Office Space TV Shows "My God, that's a big head! It didn't look this big at the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work! All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: nice smile, good dresser... big head, big head, big head!" - "Friends", Chandler, "The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies" "Why don't you just calm down, Phoebe! All right? Why don't you just get all your facts first before you run around telling everybody that, you know, you're the only hot couple!" - Monica "God, I woke the beast." - Phoebe "Friends" "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss" TV program: "And then the dinosaurs were extinct." Ross: "what happened, you guys?" -"Friends" Monica: "Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did!" Ross: "Yeah, well, Hurricanne Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!" -"Friends" "The One Where Ross Got High" Songs "I don't want another pretender, to disillusion me one more time, whispering words of forever, playing with my mind... I need someone to hold on to, the kind of love that won't fly away, I just want someone to belong to, everyday, of my life, always, so come and take me away" -"Dreamlover" Mariah Carey "If only I had the guts to feel this way, and if only you'd look at me and want to stay, and if only I'd take you in my arms and say, I won't go cause I need you" "If Only" Hanson "No I can't bear to live my life alone, I grow impatient for a love to call my own, but when I feel that I, I can't go on, these precious words keep me holding on, I remeber mama said, you can't hurry love." -"You Can't Hurry Love" The Supremes People "Kids in the back seat, birds in the oven." - Dad "But I live in Vermont..." -Dad "It's only me, Yusra" - Yusra "How can there be too many children, that is like saying there are too many flowers." - Mother Teresa |
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