YOU ARE AN EXTRA GOOD HANSON FAN............
1)If your parents have decided to buy that house for sale in Tulsa just to shut you up.
2)If you convince your mom to buy new license plates for her car that say MMMBop, or Hnsnlvr.
3)If you buy two copies of the official book, one to read, and one not to open to add to your Hanson shrine
4)If you make a big orange costume with the hanson symbol on it for haloween and go trick-or treating as Hanson's mascot
5)If you are in class and you daydream about them.
6)If you have so may posters of them in your room, they're covering your ceiling too.
7)If you doodle your fave Hanson's name everywhere.
8)If you write a song about the first time you heard MMMBop.
9)If you are talking to a gorgeous guy and when he asks your name, you say your fave Hanson brother cause your too bust thinking about him.
10)If you beg your parents to move to or visit Tulsa.
11)If you buy a Maroon Adidas Shirt just to feel close to Tay.
12)If you start calling your brother Zac.
13)If you ate so much lime jell-o you got sick.
14)If your dad knows all the lyrics to all the Hanson songs.
15)If your mom walks in your room and asks you who your talking to.
16)If you scream when you drive pass a sign that says Taylor Ave. or Zac's Pizza.
17)If you imitate Beavis and Butthead, even though you despise them.
18)If you start growing a rat tail, and didn't even know what it was until Taylor came into the picture.
19)If you use your life savings to buy a plane ticket to a Hanson concert that isn't in driving distance.
20)If you reject any guys that don't look, act, or sing like your fave Hanson.
21)If you buy a can of oil from their dad's company.
22)If you steal all your brothers Power Rangers.
23)If you find yourself yelling at your best friend because he/she doesn't like Hanson.
24)If you carve your fave Hanson's name on your body.
25)If you buy a Middle of Nowhere cd for every member in your family.
26)If you want to be home-schooled now.
27)If you eat the sugar packets at restrurants.
28)If you Stop your life just to see Hanson interviews.
29)If you are riding your local bus and hang on the bars to be like Zac.
30)If you plan to go to college in Oklahoma since you heard Hanson lived there
31)If you get depressed that they are not #1 or you don't see their video.
32)If you cry when someone makes fun of them.
33)If you wear a gold band on your ring finger and change your name to Mrs. Hanson
34)If you begin to think, maybe your obsessed.
35)If you use the words-Tayriffic, Tayter, ExZacly, Ikecicles, and O-Tay constantly.
36)If you suddenly start eating jellybeans and watching Friends.
37)If you demand that your little brother braid his hair like Zac's.
38)If you have written all of Hanson's important dates on your calander.
39)If you rename your pets after Hanson.
40)If you put your favorite hanson on your Christmas list.
41)If you dye your hair blond because hanson has blonde hair.
42)If your rollerblading with your brother and you turn sharply and head right into him and crash.
43)If your keyboard is missing the keys: H,A,N,S,O,N,R,U,L,E,S
44)If you insist on being called Mrs. Ike, Tay, or Zac Hanson
45)If you want to play drums.
46)If you start paying attention in class just because its your favorite Hanson's best class.
47)If you tell your dad he should start working at an oil company.
48)If you want your mom to have more children.
49)If you buy two copies of every magazine Hanson is in. One to take apart to put posters on your wall, the other to add to your colloection in "Perfect condition".
50)If you wake up right before Ike, Tay, or Zac is about to declare his eternal love for you.
51)If you want to start sharing a room with your siblings.
52)If you order a wedding cake, just in case.
53)If you start taking on the hobbie of collecting legos.
54)If you've decided to name your kids, Ike, Taylor, Zac, Jessica,Avery, and Mackenzie.
55)If you change the message on your answering machine so it says"if you're not hanson, I'm not calling you back."
56)If you kiss a stuffed animal before bed and call it Ike, Tay, or Zac
57)If you e-mail Hanson your ring size
58)If you ask your boyfriend to legally change his name to Ike/Tay/or Zac
59)If you answer the phone: "Is this Hanson?", and hang up when they say no.
60)If for your boyfriends birthday you give him a picture of Tay/Ike/Zac to give him some ideas.
61)If you run a petition at school in hopes of making rat tails a part of the school uniform
62)If you get hansonitis often even though you know there's no such thing.
63)If you make it your life goal to find out where Johnny really went.
64)If you put a lamenated picture of Hanson in the shower, your place at the table, in the car, and put one in your pocket so you don't get lonly.
65)If when you are asked how you want to redecorate your room you simply say "Hanson wallpaper".
66)If you go to Santa Clause at the mall and tell him all you want for Christmas is Hanson.
67)If when the teacher asks the answer to a Math problem you say: Do you think Taylor looks better in red or blue?
68)If you invite all your friends over on Oct. 22, Nov 17, and Mar 14 for a birthday party.
69)If MON hasn't left your cd player since the day you got it.
70)If you've started to notice that red candy really does taste the best
71)If you make jello for Zac and when your mom tries to feed it to your little brother you scream at her and say "MOM THAT'S ZAC'S!!!!!!!!"
72)If you hate the Spice Girls, beacause they called Hanson brats. (but before you knew this you liked them).
73)If you are actually still reading this list
74) If every night without fail, you look at your absolute favorite poster of Hanson, and have your annual nightly conversation.
75)Your fav phrase is "It's pretty wild" because BOTH Ike and Tay say it in the Leno interview.
76)If you're constantly trying to burp and say "Yup" at the same time, like Zac did.
77)If you dye your hair blonde, buy yellow shoes and pants, and go around saying "I am Zac Hanson".
78)If you spend more time taping Hanson performances and interviews for trades than you do on your homework.
79)If You're still looking for Johnny.
80) If You mail yourself to Tulsa.
81)If you buy their shoes sizes just to say you wear the same size as them.
82)If you write hanson on your body with the spray-on suntanning lotion
stuff.
83) If you stomp your foot when you play your instrument.
84)If you start buying v-necked shirts with strips on the sleeves.
85)If you buy a retainer just so you can have a lisp just like Taylor.
86)If you buy their color toothbrush
87)If you start wearing a silver ring on your middle finger
88)If you start wearing 3 necklaces at a time.
89)If you teach your siblings to sing amen in harmony at the dinner table.
90)If you wear your favorite hanson's favorite color to school everyday.
91)If you have a sticker on your forehead that reads "Proprity of (you fave Hanson)
92)If you think everyone you see is them
93)If you put a sign in your yard saying "For Sale, moving to Tulsa to be with
Hanson"
94) If you have 3000 invitations ready and address for you and your fave Hanson's wedding day.
95) If you sing along with the Campbell's Soup commercial, but instead of "Mmm, mmm better," it's "mmm, mmm, Taylor."
96)If you start collecting more of those little bottles of shampoo when you go on
vacation.
97)If you're still listening to the X-mas album.
98)if you've bought yourself a one way plane ticket to Tulsa and have told
your family you will send for them as soon as you've convinced Hanson to
let you and your family to move in with them"
99)If you have been keeping up on hanson so well, you know everything on them.
100)If you run into glass just to have a scar like Tay on the cheek.
101)If you go to the bowling Alley and type in your name as wells as your favorite Hanson's
102)If you will be eating Eggo waffle for the rest of your life because you bought so many boxes when Hanson was on them.
103)if you call your parents Walker and Diana