It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him, come get him some day

He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave

Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

(Repeat Chorus)

This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird

For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars you may think I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today  

Isto come�ou em um ponto de �nibus no meio de nada
Sentado ao meu lado estava um homem careca
Do olhar em seu rosto ao tamanho de seus ded�es
Ele vem de um lugar que ningu�m sabe

Talvez eu esteja alucinando, abafando
Deixando este careca de dedos grandes sentado aqui me falando sobre o c�u
Talvez eu esteja alucinando ,abafando
Se voc� me perguntasse agora,
eu n�o poderia te dizer por que

Eu estou sentado h� muito tempo ao lado de um
homem de Milwaukee
Ele est� falando h� muito tempo no seu
walkie-talkie amarelo
Ele est� falando com Marte mas eu acho que ele � doido
Ele diz que eles vir�o busc�-lo, vir�o busc�-lo algum dia

Ele diz que o lugar de onde vem � chamado Albertane
L� eles usam mais de 10% do c�rebro
Mas voc� n�o pode dizer isso
Por causa do jeito que eles se comportam
Eles correm por a� de cuecas e nunca fazem a barba

Ou talvez eu esteja alucinando, abafando
Deixando este careca de dedos grandes sentado aqui me falando sobre o c�u
Talvez eu esteja alucinando, abafando
Se voc� me perguntasse agora,
eu n�o poderia te dizer por que

(Repete o Refr�o)

Esta � a M�e P�ssaro chamando o Beb� P�ssaro
Beb� P�ssaro venha aqui, venha aqui Beb� P�ssaro

Pelo amor de Pete, venha aqui
Aqui � o Beb� P�ssaro...desculpe- me,
eu estava assintindo Court TV
Voc�s copiam? Voc�s copiam?
Claro que copiamos,24 horas por dia...colorido

Voc� n�o iria acreditar se eu te contasse o resto
O homem sentado ao meu lado que estava
pobremente vestido
Voou para Milwaukee ou talvez Albertane
E me deixou no ponto de �nibus simplesmente sadio

Talvez eu esteja alucinando, abafando
Se voc� me perguntasse agora,
eu n�o poderia te dizer por que