rec.humor.funny (moderated) #5892 (1 more)
From: hakimian@eecs.wsu.edu (Karl Hakimian)
Subject: Lemonade anyone?
Date: Wed Jan 13 20:30:00 MST 1999

My eight year old daughter was reading the back
of a lemon juice bottle while we were eating our
dinner. Noting that the bottle said that it was 
"not made from concentrate" she asked me what that
meant. I told her that it was made from distracted 
lemons. While my wife was shaking her head in the 
disbelief, my daughter, in a thoughtful tone, said
"that must be why they got caught."