alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated) #7447 From: Jennifer Subject: [rec.food.cooking] Two eggs a day? is it enough? Date: Sun Jun 15 14:46:00 MDT 1997 Subject: Re: Two eggs a day? is it enough? From: Iain.Liddell@brunel.ac.uk (Iain G Liddell) Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking Are two eggs enough? No, one egg is enough; two eggs is deux oeufs. ------- Article 2914 of rec.humor.funny: Subject: Good Help is hard to find...... Saul stops at deli in Miami that he's never been in before. Emil, the owner seats him and sends over the waiter. Saul is dumbfounded when the obviously Chinese waiter greets him in perfect Yiddish, takes his order, brings it promptly, and even thanks him for stopping there. On the way out, Saul pays the bill and asks Emil "Where did you ever find an experienced Chinese waiter that speaks Yiddish?" "Keep your voice down, please. He thinks we're teaching him English..."